PUA-Manosphere Lifestyle…From Simp To Pimp

From Simp to Pimp…Presented by Coach K

SocialK aka The MILF-Hunter: How To Seduce MILF’s

She can get it

Isn’t this MILF doable?

Who said women over 35 weren’t bang-worthy? Kill yourself!!

Consider this my “How-To” bang guide for those who desire to lay hot cougars & MILF’s like Paula Abdul and J-Lo.

Over the past 4 years, I’ve slept with more women over the ages of 36 than women under 26. I really find that MILF’s and Cougars are more open-minded towards sex than young-dumb chics who have their plates full…plus side dishes too for the fuck of it.

Why bang hot MILF’s?

* They are less likely to become attached, opposed to an 18 year old HB9, who hadn’t yet been through the bumps and bruises of love & relationships.

* They give better blowjobs, opposed to their 18 year old sisthrens who haven’t yet honed in on the finer points of sex.

* Better sexually experienced and open-minded to pleasing the guy.

Where to hunt:

Hot MILF’s & Cougars generally frequent:

* Local bars

* Casinos

* Libraries

* Museums

* Art Galleries

* Mature functions

Plus there are tons of online sites dedicated to MILF-hunting.

Differences:

* Seducing hot MILF’s is quite different than girls in their 20’s.

* Girls in the age range of 18-30 respond to high-social value/status.

* Women over the age of 35 may be repelled by high-social value, over-the top peacocking, since it doesn’t require high-social value nor flashy Game to lay them.

How should I approach and open?

[Whether online or in field, follow the simple-subsequent steps in order to bang hot MILF’s].

*After you open her (online, in person, etc.), further down the line (in the chat), create or revive her sexual desires for a younger man (you) by saying things to her like:

I despise women under the age of 30.

I feel that the more mature a woman, the more she understands me.

I’ve tried dating women my age (23), but it just never blossoms into anything exciting.

The above 3 example statements will fester beneath the surface. Plus it let’s her know that you’re into MILF’s and Cougars (i.e. mature women).

Don’t be an idiot and say shit like, “I love banging old women”!

Just let her use her own damn imagination to envision you giving her some young dick.

Early Mid-Life Crisis/Pre-Menopausal Crisis:

Women are very self-conscious when it comes to their age. She can be a spring chicken at the tender age of 20, yet thinks that she’s too old and undesirable.

Likewise, many Cougars and MILF’s are starving for the opportunity to recapture their youth and feel young again.

*Play on this insecurity and fear of aging by saying things like:

The average guy is just interested in having sex with hot women. Good to know that there’s possibly more to you than a sexy body.

I’m only 19, yet I feel like I’m 90. What’s the secret to you staying so young?

So you’re basically stroking her ego (indirectly), and sub-communicating to her that you find her attractive, sexy and young.

Could you say all those things direct and straight up? Sure!! But it will actually turn her off if you come across as a MILF-Slayer or a guy who’s just out to hook up. Sure she wants to just hook up as well, but as the guy/pick-up artist, it’s wiser to fly under the radar into her granny panties with Stealth.

SUMMARY:

* Use a lot of indirect compliments

* Flatteries

* Stroke her ego

* Make her feel young again

* Tell her that these 20 year olds aren’t any match for her when it comes to style and fashion.

Armed with the above know-how, you too can become a MILF-Slayer and induct yourself into the mature-pussy fucking hall of fame.


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I day dream about banging Paula!

I day dream about banging Paula!

26 responses to “SocialK aka The MILF-Hunter: How To Seduce MILF’s”

  1. hahaha you really love your Milfs…This is good game though. I have to try some of this out when I go out

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    1. Lol no doubt Reema.You know me already.

      You wouldn’t blaze Paula Abdul,or would you have to be tipsy lol?

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      1. I would bang Paula 100% sober

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  2. Good shit, MILFS can’t get enough of us young dudes. I’ve been with two older chicks this year and both of them picked me up instead of the other way around.

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    1. Yea,they’re pretty fearless too lol.

      I find that they’re more likely to go somewhat direct on the guy.And they KINO a ton.

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  3. ROLMAO! You know, Kenny, when you get to my OLD age, you will find that the reason we’re better in bed is 1) We no longer care who calls us a slut. 2) We no longer care if we don’t rock the perfect set of abs, we know you’re lucky just to be seeing us naked at all. And 3) We have learned to give the perfect blow job once, and then promise it out for as a reward for stellar performances later. The young girls just don’t know these things yet, which is why they spend 3 hours fixing their hair which renders them too exhausted to spin around in the sheets….

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    1. Lol I agree with your points Blondie.Coming from a MILF,it’s refreshing to hear your take.Watch out for the hate male though from the 20 year old girls who may feel offended.

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      1. Oh well, they’ll turn 35 and realize they’re sorry for what they said…

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  4. […] Insightful social commentary spiked with cutting humor. Second and third comments go to Kenny at Kennyspuathoughts.wordpress.com. Kenny has done big things and plans even bigger (Cuba is gonna be wild), with that attitude […]

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  5. thecaptainpower Avatar
    thecaptainpower

    Good and bad…..Good that they are usually more mature, bad cause you cant spend so much time with them….

    You talking one night I guess Ok, but it turns me off for some reason…Means they divorced or just a horrible mother….

    I like to think of every girl as a virgin…..

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    1. You got a point on the pros and cons of not having time with them.

      And usually,when they fall into the career-girl category,that shit is even worst when it comes to spending time.

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  6. Reading this I can’t help thinking about market economics and simple supply and demand fundamentals. Women in thier prime years are hot and in demand therefore they do not have to work hard to keep a man. Once women start to pass that prime window the amount of men attempting to initiate with them drops dramatically yet thier libido has gone up. Its just like applying for a job everyone wants as opposed to applying for a job few want. The job everyone wants will make you jump through hoops to get it and then treat you crappy when you finally get it. The job no one wants will use all kind of benifits packages to lure you in and keep you on.

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  9. […] students ages range from 17 to 35-ish. So ages here to cover you young chasers or milf hunters lol […]

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  10. […] Those familiar with my infamous shtick would’ve known of my zealous knack for Hunting and shagging MILF’s and Cougars. […]

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  11. ThePlayer (young women, old women, I want it all) Avatar
    ThePlayer (young women, old women, I want it all)

    According to Theantifeminist http://www.google.no/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheantifeminist.com%2Fage-peak-female-sexual-attractiveness%2F&ei=RpG9Uq__EuGAywPrvoKoBg&usg=AFQjCNFBfNn5OLa_6Eg6MNYmghfT4398VA&bvm=bv.58187178,d.bGQ
    “The truth is that without make-up, even women in their early twenties could not hope to sexually compete with girls in their early to mid teens.”

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    1. I find that to be true. The older the chick, the less she can compete. Make sense

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      1. ThePlayer (13 is the new 18) Avatar
        ThePlayer (13 is the new 18)

        I will occasionally pick up a 21 year old grandma. No matter how badly I treat her, she’s always ready for more ugliebumping. I ❤ it. But sometimes I do feel like a douchebag. The hard life of an alpha I guess.

        (flex)

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  12. trust me when i say this… just ask them if they are 21 and if they can get you alcohol.

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    1. I can see this working

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  13. Some words to the young and unwise.. lmao. In my whole pussy hunting career it has always been the older woman 30 and ++ who appreciate the attention and the cock most. Oh yes, and they will f…click the living he’ll and use some way more extensive mouth activities on you than any young hottie. The young hottie are always to concerned about themselves or self-conscious for some unknown reason, than to do the right thing! 😆😆😆😆

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