I got flaked on last night so decided to go to the bar instead[usual weekend ritual].
Bumped into my niece-in-law[a super freak without morals who’d bang me despite her beloved aunt being my GF of 3 years].
Whenever she sees me out[we happen to always frequent the same bars and clubs on the same nights],her M.O. is to use me as her wingman in order to hook her up with some random club/bar guy.
So she spotted me outside the bar:
Freak-in-law: “Yo Kenny,you see that dude over there sitting alone on his iPhone? Tell him I like him and I wanna talk to him”.
Me: “What!!? Just go over there and stop being a giant pussy[I’m fucking with her,since I know women don’t approach men in order to pick them up]”!!
Freak-in-law: “I fucking did!!! But he acted all scared to talk[bullshit! She’d never approached him]”!!
Me: “Your approach probably wasn’t strong enough”!!
Freak-in-law: “He’s scared of women. Just help me out and tell him that the girl sitting over there is calling him”.
Ok,she relented,I gave in and went up to dude:
Me: “Hey what’s up partner[gave him a fist-bump]. That girl I was over there sitting with said she likes you and wants to talk to you”.
Random Guy: “Well tell her to come up to me if she wanna talk”.
[Even though I know girls don’t approach guys]
Me: “I know LOL! Same thing I was telling her”!!
I rolled off to relay the message to my niece-in-law:
Me: “Yo,he said he’s coming in a second[I lied]”.
Freak-in-law: “Yo make sure he comes. I wanna take him home with me tonight! I’m not going home alone tonight”!!
Me: “I hear you!! I want you to get some dick too. I feel you”!!
Freak-in-law: “So make sure you tell ’em that he’s coming home with me!! Don’t fuck this up for me Kenny”!!
Five minutes elapsed,I rolled back over to random guy:
Me: “Hey dude,what’s the deal,you going or what? She’s about to leave”.
Random Guy: “Let her leave. She’s not my type anyway! Let it be since she’s not approaching me!! I’m not interested BTW”!!
[appalled by the guy’s Beta/Omega-Male rationalization as to why he’s not gonna talk to a chic who’s obviously head over heels for him. I went back over to niece-in-law].
Me: “He’s coming[another lie. I didn’t want to hurt this girl’s esteem by telling her that the guy is out-right rejecting her and brushing her off because he’s a giant pussy ].
If guys needed proof and confirmation that chics secretly go to bars and clubs in hopes of getting fucked afterwards- then this post is all the confirmation you’ll ever need!
My freaky in-law’s disposition of a girl who desires to bang some random bar-guy is NOT the exception: but the rule and norm.
However,due to social pressure and not wanting to be deemed sluts,women are forced to repress their sexual desires and play the passive/submissive role[although they secretly want to fuck and have One-Night Stands as much as men do].
Coupled with the fact that she knows I’m non-judgmental,she’s always felt comfort to confide in me her dirty-little intentions.
This’ the added beauty of being Pick-Up Artists; women subconsciously sense that they can trust and tell us all their naughty secrets since they know we won’t judge nor bash women for being promiscuous[read the PUA guru Tyler Durden’s Secret Society. The Most powerful article I ever read years ago (about the unconscious ways women communicate with players in the club].
Moreover,what really appalled me is how men in 20 fucking 12, still have their heads up their asses and are totally clueless as to courtship and how to hook up!!
This dude (as with most dudes on the globe), is still under some false notion that women approach men.
Or that women are proactive when they like a guy.
He absolutely expected this chic to come up to him and seduce him[become the hunter opposed to the hunted].
And it’s no reason to believe that this isn’t how he thinks with every other chic he comes in contact with.
How much fucking poon had this idiot missed out on in his lifetime LMFAO!!!?
I felt so shame as a man,that I wanted to fuck my hot in-law just to make up for this guy’s ineptitude and wasting of a dick and brain cells!!!
Another cup of Absolute Vodka and grapefruit soda water,and I’m sure to have crossed that ethical boundary and fuck the shit out of her in the restroom!!
Anyway,so the Random Beta-Male expected her to approach him if she likes him.
Thus he believes a woman should approach him if she likes him.
With such a warped yet common perception on the sexes and how women operate,I can guarantee this guy doesn’t visit poon-town too often.
And it’s crazy how he tried to rationalize not approaching the girl by saying that he’s not into her(after wanting her to come up to him).
He undoubtedly suffers from AA(Approach Anxiety),as most men in the world are: scared shit to approach women.
Without a doubt, this random dude missed out on SUPER-sure pussy(unbeknownst to him),to then go home and visit Ms. Palmer in Wack-off Ville [read “He who hesitates masturbates” by Rooshv, the controversial Turkish Pick-Up Artist out of D.C..
All because he was clueless as to pickup, and female psychology.
He let fear of the approach ruin his chances of a night of sex.
How many men out there make bullshit excuses as to why they won’t approach and talk to women?
Believe me,over 90% of men in the bars and nightclubs fall into this shameful category.
And the other lesson from this field report for guys should be to always go for One-Night Stands and SNL’s(Same-Night Lays) while at clubs and bars!
Most women in the venue are on equal terms and rooting for you(looking to hook up also).
And they(women) are frustrated as fuck when they have to go home alone,when they’d rather a guy to tag along and give them a good night.
So the question I have for my readers is: was this guy genuinely NOT interested in my hot in-law(perhaps not his type although she was hot)?
Or was he just too much of a giant pussy to approach and seduce her,although he would’ve had ZERO real resistance since the girl definitely liked him?