Picking up girls is a piece of cake.
I’ve proven this time after time, year in year out over the last 7 years particularly since become adroit in this art.
Getting a girl to cough up her contact information, i.e phone number, is as easy as taking a piss at the crack of dawn.
You will have reached this realization as you advance in the field.
Last night [Saturday, May 23], to add to my list of girls picked up, I managed to pick up 2 new girls of totally different caliber: 1 being a guidance counselor for elementary-school kids in her early 40’s. The other having just turned 18, unemployed and doesn’t have a path in life.
Ok, while standing on the roadside outside of the lounge that I went to Friday night, a sexy-ass tall girl wearing pinkish-denim jeans walked by.
I was totally caught off-guard being that my eyes were glued to my Android phone.
I’d only noticed her in passing.
What really attracted me was the way she walked. So I took chase from about 30 yards behind of her- hurriedly trying to catch up.
I threw my favorite-default opener/ice-breaker which rarely ever fails me:
“Hey, you look so familiar like we’ve met before. Do we know each other”?
Like clockwork- the girl goes into her head trying to gauge whether she recognizes my face or not.
Of course she doesn’t recognize me! 😉
Me: “Ok forget about it. Isn’t important now. I’m Kenny”.
MILF: “I’m ***. By the way I’m sorta lost. I’m supposed to meet some friends and they told me they are staying somewhere around here but I don’t know the area”.
After a while of this [trying to figure out where her friends are], I switched gears.
Me: “What are your plans for the night. You might want to be my date”.
MILF: 😆 I’m supposed to meet my boyfriend just now. He’s calling”.
Her phone rang. Apparently, it was her boyfriend.
MILF: “He said to meet him near ******’s bar”.
Me: “Oh, I know where that it. It’s a long ways further down on the same street”.
We walked the way and chatted.
Found out that she doesn’t live here but just visiting for the concert over the weekend.
I kept trying to convince her to come with me to the concert and ditch her boyfriend. 😉 😈
She laughingly declined.
She seemed somewhat nervous about something as we approached the bar where her boyfriend was to meet her.
Sensing this, I said to her, “Seem uncomfortable”.
MILF: “Just that I know how jealous my boyfriend gets when he sees me talking to guys. If he sees me talking to you on the corner, he’ll have a fit”.
Her phone rang again.
Her boyfriend asking her where did she reach.
Not knowing the area, she couldn’t really say where.
I wasn’t gonna help her with those details anyway. 😈
Sensing this wasn’t going to go in the direction I wanted it to; I decided to grab her phone number.
Me: “Anyway, I have to run. Lemme take your number. I’ll shoot you a text and if your boyfriend gets on your nerve, we should hang out at the concert later on”.
MILF: “Ok. It’s ****528”.
Hugged her and parted ways.
It was about 9:30 PM and my girlfriend kept texting my phone as I was to meet up with her. 😦 😯
I texted the guidance counselor MILF on Whatsapp after I’d picked her up.
That was that on this set.
18 Year Old Pickup
A while later while pacing up and down a particular busy intersection, I spotted a girl prancing by.
Me: “Hold on! Hold on! Real quick! Just a second”!
I flashed my cellphone light in order to get her attention as she looked back and slowed down.
I ran to meet her.
Once again throwing my favorite opener.
Me: “You look very familiar like someone I know…which is why I stopped you”.
She gave me a pensive look [as usual], trying to see if she recognizes me.
Me: “Anyway, that was probably someone else. So what’s up for a girl like you tonight”?
Girl: “Just heading to the Lime Nightclub”.
Me: “This early!? It’s way too early. I doubt that it’s even open”.
We kept on walking towards the direction of the club.
Me: “By the way you look mighty young”.
Girl: “I’m 18…just turned 18”.
After we walked and chatted for a while, I told her we should sit somewhere for a bit.
I looked around but couldn’t find a place to sit and chat.
We kept walking instead.
Me: “A sexy girl like you doesn’t have a date tonight. What’s up with that”?
Girl: “I do have a boyfriend but he’s not here. So I’m meeting up with my cousin at the club. So…how old are you”?
Me: “I’m 30”.
I never really shave off any age when chatting up women. But since she was very young, I told her I was 30 instead of 33.
Me: “Old enough to be your father”.
Girl: “Isn’t that interesting”.
Obviously, she had no way to go.
The club wasn’t open yet, so she stood at a corner wondering which route to take.
Me: “Let’s go through there”!
Girl: “But I don’t know you. I can’t just go with you like that”.
I should’ve just walked/lead but I dropped the ball and allowed her to pick the route. So we headed straight.
As traffic came heavily, I took that as an opportunity to hold her.
I took her arm and pulled her out of traffic as she was walking nearer to the street:
Me: “You wanna get knocked down”?
We walked for a while and stopped outside of a barbershop.
Honestly, I was fucking tired of walking!
Imagine doing this from Thursday to Sunday- every fucking weekend, year in, year out, trying to take girls home!
Me: “Alisha! Stop! Come here girl”!
She turned around:
Me: “Where are you going”?
Girl: “Just walking. Might go to a bar right ahead and hope I see my cousin”.
We stood there talking for a bit.
I had 2 choices:
1.) Go with her to the bar, get to spend more time, then hopefully fuck her at the end of the night
2.) Take her number and try to set something up for the following day
She wanted me to continue walk with her and likely hit the bar.
The spirit was willing but the feet weren’t able.
I took her phone number and let her go about her way.
She was a prime target for Same-Night Sex: wanted to go to the bar to drink, doesn’t have any real plan, etc.
It hurts when you’re not able to keep up.
Maybe I’m getting old?
Conversion & Prioritization In The Game
Picking up girls is a piece of cake as I mentioned at the top of the article.
I always preach to you guys who are readers of my blog, that getting girl’s phone numbers is almost a given for me.
Put me in a packed nightclub and let me loose, and I’ll guarantee to be able to get 95% of the girl’s phone number in the venue within record time.
What makes me so adroit and skillful at this- apart from year’s worth of practice- is the realization that women cannot say no!
Sure they can…which brings up a great dichotomy! But, it is next to impossible for a girl to not give a guy her phone number.
Now, you may say to yourself, “But Kenny! I can’t fucking get phone numbers to save my life! Girls always tell me no. So how can you claim it is that easy”!?
Once you learn the mechanics of how to do this correctly, you will have come to the realization also, that women are more than willing to cough up their phone number in a heartbeat.
However, that is the least of your worries…mines also.
Ok, lemme ditch out some raw stats here just to bring things into perspective.
Over the last 2 weeks, I’ve picked up over 30 women.
By “picked up”, I mean getting their phone numbers.
A portion of those pickups occurred online [Facebook], while the remaining portion took place on street approaches.
Over the past week however, of the 20 or so girls whom I’d picked up, about 16 of them were from cold-stranger approaches on the streets.
Now, it is 1 thing to be able to collect phone numbers. But another thing to convert these into something tangible: SEX!
I am NOT in the business of collecting phone numbers for the sake of it!
My primary and ultimate goal is to fuck!
If the girl isn’t down with that program; I delete her and move on quickly! And by “quickly”, I mean within a matter of 16 hours sometimes, once I realize that the girl just wants a text-buddy or a virtual shoulder to cry on.
She can use another guy’s shoulder to cry on.
I am only looking for sex notches.
What I do with the greater portion of the phone numbers I get, is to prioritize based on existential factors.
It isn’t logical nor wise to waste time [days, weeks and months] trying to convert a non-DTF chick into a lay, when you could’ve simply concentrated on another girl whom you’d picked up, who might have been DTF from the get-go.
I see plenty of guys fall victim to such grave miscalculation by wasting time on the girls who aren’t interested.
Having a prioritization strategy will take care of this.
I choose to dedicate my time to certain girls based on certain factors and questions such as:
*Is she here permanently?
*Is she just visiting?
*When is she leaving?
*When does her boyfriend come back?
*Does she live nearby?
Those questions are factored into the decision-making process whenever I pick up a bunch of girls, but not sure as to which one to tackle first and give priority.
Case in point; it makes no sense to place as priority 1, a girl who lives in your town, over a girl who’s just visiting family in your town for the weekend.
Girl 2 should get the priority nod by virtue of logistics and the fact that she’s leaving within a matter of 2 days.
As we speak, there are about 20 new numbers saved to my Android’s contact list of girls whom I’d picked up over the last day or 2.
Of those 20: 4 of them are visitors on island for the weekend’s concert, slated to leave around Monday afternoon.
Since it is Sunday, May 24th, I have literally 24 hours to try to have sex with 4 girls.
This isn’t possible…at least not for my sex drive which isn’t high as the average guy’s who doesn’t get laid.
However, this is where prioritizing plays a key role again with these 4 visitors who’ll be leaving by tomorrow afternoon.
Hence, of the 4, I will have to narrow it down to the most DTF 1 or 2 of the 4.
If all 4 are readily DTF: then I have a huge problem on my hand, which still means I would have to narrow it down to 1 or 2.
When these 4 girls will have left the island after Monday, I can then focus my cock on the remainder of the 20 who are local girls, thus I was afforded time to put them on the back-burner until.
I’ll keep you guys updated.