Remember the girl whom I’d met the other day through this hidden-cam video…the one who boldly stopped me to ask me to buy her a drink?
Well I was able to meet up with her (without a date nor a phone number).
I did exactly what I outlined to you guys that I was going to do, which was to just show up at her workplace unannounced shortly before her shift would’ve concluded (9 pm).
This sort of seduction tactic or game of mines, shows you just how effective it is to pull women without needing to beg for their phone numbers or get them on dates.
Read: Get laid by putting a gun to her head…without putting a gun to her head
Ok, Thursday night (few nights ago), I decided to pop up at her job site (she’d give me the location during the hidden-cam video).
As expected; she was shocked!
My sole intention was to take her home or have her take me to her place instead [a tougher task but can be managed with some skills].
When all the preliminary bullshit had passed, I convinced her that we should go back to her place [no time to break down in this post the strategy used].
Anyway, we got back to her place around 10 pm.
As you would’ve noticed from the video; this teen mom obviously has a kid(s).
Now, tryna hook up with a girl who has a newborn or a kid who still gets breast-fed, poses a very tricky-logistical situation to say the least.
Personally, I have no issues with fucking girls who have kids. I’m an ardent mother-fucker aka MILF-Hunter. Just that the logistics become challenging opposed to women who are lot freer without responsibilities of child-rearing (as this post will detail).
With all said and done, the 3 of us end up lying in bed together.
Side note: if this chick has a boyfriend (which I never cared to confirm), how fucked-up would that be, that your GF/kid’s mother, is lying in bed with the child and another man whom she doesn’t know from Adam…about to screw! 😯
This sorta shit makes it impossible to want to trust women again!
I have a girlfriend with who I share 2 kids. What if she’s currently in bed with my kids and another…man!!!? 😡 😯
Thank heavens other men in general aren’t thinking the way I do.
Be as it may; that’s for another post. But the side note goes to show how majority of women really don’t give a crap about supposed ethics, respect and principles. If they want to fuck a new guy: no one- including their deities, parents nor danger, could deter them from the possibility of new cock. 🙂
Anyway, while lying in bed as an unwanted tandem, every move I made to get physical with the teen mom, the kid would make a counter move to block my attempts at groping her mom.
It was as if the child were living vicariously though her father in order to protect mommy from whore-mongering PUA’s like myself!
I then said to the girl:
“Why don’t you dress her across further in the corner so she can’t really be all over you”?
Girl: “She’s gonna start bawling if she doesn’t smell me”.
For you rookies who don’t know shit about child-rearing, a baby usually uses the sense of smell for recognition, and not really the eyes or the visual sense as we adult do.
Hence, if the baby is laid too far aside where she cannot smell the mother, she will cry (at least in this girl’s case).
Another hurdle to climb!
So the baby must be nearby or literally atop the mother in order to sleep soundly…which is what I was hoping for: 😈
“Can’t wait until this fucking baby dozes off”!
While waiting for the baby to fall asleep (hopefully), I caressed her legs [the mom’s legs you perverted fucker], thighs and ran my fingers across her back in sort of a ticking motion which made her giggle.
Since the baby was lying in the mom’s bosom, I wasn’t able to reach where I really wanted to reach: her tits! 👿
Dammit I’m getting sleepy here trying to work around the baby logistics!
Guys might be saying to themselves:
“But Kenny, why didn’t you just ask her to go to another room and leave the baby in that room”?
The problem with doing that is this:
If I’d said, “Let’s go to the other room”. It would’ve been tantamount to me saying to her, “Let’s go into the other room and fuck” [although she wanted that to happen].
Hence you have to know how to be strategic and utilize social smarts to keep the girl’s mind from thinking that all you want to do is fuck and run.
By all means; you can decide to fuck and run! But just not make her think that that is your aim.
Therefore, for me to say let’s go to another room, it would’ve indicated to the girl that my sole motive here was sex all along (although she knows this and is down for this).
With that being the case, I had to deal with the logistics at hand with the baby in bed. 😦
My immediate goal from that point on was just to buy time, hope the baby falls asleep and hope that the girl herself doesn’t fall asleep as she was dozing away slightly. So this’ where tickling and light pinches came in handy.
To keep her from dozing off while we indirectly waited for the baby to doze off, I tickled her under foot, toes, back while gently nibbling on her shoulders to apply enough tension to keep her awake.
Not to fucking mention that I was dozing too! 😆 😆
It was like 2 AM and we’d been there since 10 PM…so do the math.
Alas! The baby was snoring, I gingerly rolled the baby aside exposing the teen mom’s milk-filled breasts and nipples which were erected an inch long from being suckled.
I gently ran my fingers across her tummy up until I met her boobs. I then fiddled with her nipples and cupped her squirting breasts while nibbling on her neck as I lie behind her.
In essence, I’m getting her engines super turned-on via foreplay on various levels.
Lots of guys (clueless and desperate ones) would just try to stick the cock in immediately without any stimulation…which would result in a HUGE full stop of no entry!
Now after a bit, I got some resistance to the breast-cupping which could’ve been the result of 2 things:
1.) Either she was so aroused that she couldn’t take it anymore thus had to stop me (out of over arousal).
2.) She didn’t want her milk to be sprayed all over the place neither to wet up her t-shirt.
Be as it may, this could be lumped into LMR (Last Minute Resistance) which is a given and should be expected.
Back to thigh caressing! As I was doing this, the towel across her waist kept getting in the way so I moved it aside while bringing my fingers closer to her pussy for clitoral stimulation. 😈
She allowed me to move the towel without a hiccup.
As my fingers drew nearer to her buff:
Waa, waa, waa!!!
#Fuck!!! 😯 😡
She tries to placate the baby back to sleep:
“Hush, hush, hush. Mommy’s right here”.
Baby won’t hush.
At this point I’m brooding, sleepy and slightly agitated…but smart enough to not show it…so I played it off:
“Hi cute baby. Don’t wanna sleep huh. You’re so cute”.
You should’ve seen my face while I was saying that.
Had the mother stepped out, I probably would’ve said: “You little fucker, I’m tryna get laid here and you’re not making this shit easy”!
As the crying continued, I laid on my back veering off into the ceiling with my thoughts.
The girl sensed I was a bit annoyed (although I didn’t want to show this):
Girl: “Are you ok? This baby is something else tonight”.
[Me: “No shit Sherlock”]
Me: “Nah I’m good I’m good”.
After 20 minutes of doing nothing while mom tries to put baby to bed…I dozed off. 😆
Side note: as you get older, fighting sleep will become impossible. I’ve learned that since turning 29 some years ago [I’m now 32]. Up until the age of 29, I was able to fight sleep down till sunset. Since hitting 30; the 1st. yawn packs enough punch to put me out!
Caught myself not long after. 😯
Checked the time: 3 AM.
Fuck! This chick lives about an hour’s drive away from my town, taxis aren’t available these hours, I can’t get caught at her place during daylight hours (her roommate gets home at 6 AM)…
Regardless how this turns out, this spells a long-ass walk home (2 hours) with or without any sex to show for it.
Last ditch effort at sex.
Baby’s snoozing, teen mom snoozing and I’m groggy as shit…but my arms had enough life left to mount her hips for more caressing!
The girl wakes up to meet my fingers on her labia majora [that’s her “outer pussy lips” for you rooks who aren’t inclined to the human anatomy].
She cringes a bit but I rolled her onto her back (from her side) while I crawled over to get between her while the legs were spread.
At this point, I was being a lot more forceful sensing time slipping by.
The girl sensing the need for urgency also, capitulated and allowed me little resistance (LMR).
Had my cock been hard at this juncture, I would’ve taken it out and slid it inside of her knowing that she was too tired to put up a fake struggle whether verbal or physical. But dammit; since I’d been sleeping, my dick was expectedly limp.
In order to gain the quickest erection possible (knowing she wasn’t gonna give up a blowjob in such a case), I dove into her crotch with my lips and began eating her pussy vigorously.
There was no resistance or fight from here whatsoever!!!
She knew I was somewhat pissed and horny and that this wasn’t the time to fight…especially if she wanted to see me again.
I finger-banged her pussy with my tongue while my thumb worked her clitoris with the rapidity of a vibrator.
She moaned in pleasure and perhaps some pain as I was working her vagina hard.
I began to feel that familiar tingling downstairs whenever a good erection is pending.
Fought to get my belt unbuckled with only 2 fingers of my left hand which is my weak hand.
I stupidly breached my own rule of How to dress for sex by wearing a belt instead of wearing a pant which doesn’t require belts, i.e. sweat pants.
By the way, if you don’t know how difficult it is to try to un-buckle your pants with your weak hand, while your strong hand is busy…while your lips is in a vagina, then I’m telling you now: it’s difficult work!
If you’re asking, “Kenny, why didn’t you just stop and remove your clothes casually where you wouldn’t have to worry with the hassle”?
Side note: In such a situation where you never had sex with a particular girl before, where LMR (Last Minute Resistance) “will” occur, stopping isn’t an option (the worst possible move when trying to remove a belt)! Had I stopped to remove my pants or merely un-buckle the belt, the girl would’ve freaked out as she realizes that sex is about to really happen with this stranger (me). Therefore, once you hit this juncture of removing your pants, it has to be done in such a way which doesn’t make it apparent that sex will be the result of it (of the pants coming down).
Kenny didn’t make the fucking rules! Women did! I’m merely following them. So be very aware of this when prepping for rapid sex.
Finally got my belt unfastened, my cock wasn’t erect but trying to get there so in the meantime, I resumed the cunnilingus (pussy-eating).
Waa, waa, waa!!!
Waa, waa, waa!!!
You got to be fucking kidding me!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 😡 😡 😡
“Get that baby”!!!
I literally had the mom’s hands pinned down to the bed so she cannot move them in order to tend to the baby. So the bawling baby decided to do a gymnastic rendition with a bit of Karate: rolled over, did a back flip, ended the sequence with a kick to the mother’s belly.
The baby mounts her mother’s upper body literally sandwiching herself between the mother and me as if to shield her from some sort of external threat of some sort.
My dick is unable to rise with a baby’s ass literally in my face. How fucking perverted I would’ve had to been to still manage an erection in the face of such a cock-block!?
The mother embraced the baby while I rolled onto my back in utter disappointment that I was cock-blocked by someone too young to utter intelligible words.
I’ve been defeated!
That was the expression upon my face: Submission.
Long story short: l let her walk me to the door, I embraced her from behind in a dominant way while tilting her chin up to make out with her (our first and only kiss).
If actions could talk (literally), they would’ve said (as I finished kissing her): “You lucky bitch you”!
Took an almost 2 hour trip back home (on foot).
I walked so long that I literally burned a hole into the heel of my sock from the sheer friction and acrid sweat rubbing against each other for such a long duration without a pause.
That was Thursday into Friday morning. My thighs are still super fucking sore from the perhaps futile journey.
Now, is there a lesson here for me to learn from?
Everything was done correctly on my part. Just that I was cock-blocked unintentionally.
On a further note, everything is strategic be it: when to enter the bedroom, how you enter, when to touch, how to start the touch, etc.
You can’t just get to the girl’s place (neither yours) and immediately try to tear her clothes off.
On the flip side, you can’t wait 2 hours to try to rip her clothes off when she would’ve already written you off as a wuss-bag who’s afraid to act on sex.
Hence, you have to know where you are in the seduction phase of the game to know when to act or play it cool.
I’ve banged too many moms with young and teenage kids to not know exactly how to operate this machinery.
This field report alone will have outlined to you just how difficult it can be to fuck chicks with kids, especially when the kids are toddlers and sleep in the same bed or same room.
Logistical issues such as babies waking, crying, needing to be changed, fed, etc. are huge cries for troubleshooting game.
This is a big reason why guys in pickup don’t really fancy hooking up with girls with kids.
It requires too much damage-control game, patience and tolerance out of this world.
However there are lessons from this field report for you guys out there, but I’ll deal with it in a future post about what to do and how to do it while back at the girl’s place (assuming you want sex).
Although I’m opposed to getting phone numbers, this is such a case where that rule can be breached since the girl has already gone so far with me. So getting her # cannot possible ruin things.
I’m to meet her tomorrow night (Sunday) directly at her place with prior knowledge of what’s up: sex!
No dates, no long texting, no planning no bullshit.