Top 10 Shit Girls Say Before Sex Is About To Go Down [Video]

While browsing Gambler’s site, I came across a super-interesting post which talks about LMR: Last Minute Resistance, and the (illogical) things chicks will say at the moment of sex.

Read it here: Last Minute Objections by Gambler of PUA Training.

3 Common Last Minute Resistance Lines You Might Be Familiar With:

• I can’t believe I’m about to do this [SMH]

• I’m on my period

• I don’t even know you like that

Sounds familiar!?

Check out the video and let me know which 1 of the 10 LMR objections you’re familiar with!

Feel free to add yours which aren’t on my top-10 list (in the comment section or on the Youtube video).

Hyper Smash

Krauser PUA Is Doing His Readers A Huge Injustice (?)

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Krauser, PUA coach and practitioner from London

Krauser, PUA coach and practitioner from London

This post may seem a bit untimely and out of left field, but it’s without an ounce of malice towards Krauser since I respect his game.

As much as I detest the seduction-blogger RooshV (due to prior circumstances), I totally get the practicality of his writing style.

For instance, Roosh doesn’t just post about wins in the field nor lays after lays.

In fact, I’ve never seen him publish a bonafide-lay report yet!

He puts his balls and reputation on the line by disclosing his failed attempts, flakes and instances where his time in the field wasn’t great at all and bad logistics had the last laugh [a the case with my sets most times].

I totally respect that about Rooshie, which is why in spite of the love-hate relationship; I can relate to his writings totally.

Roosh V, Turkish-American seduction-game blogger out of Washington, DC

Roosh V, Turkish-American seduction-game blogger out of Washington, DC

Not discrediting Krauser PUA, but when was the last time he posted a field report about not getting laid?

How often!?

How about postings on failed sets, etc?

I honestly don’t recall Kraus ever writing about his shortcomings in Pickup. It’s all wins, wins and more fucking wins!!!

If you are laying 9 out of 10 girls whom you’d picked up: then congrats on the 90% fuck ratio!

However, we all who subscribe to Game/Pickup, know that a 90% lay rate is highly unrealistic.

Krauser PUA on the other hand, gives the impression that he’s sleeping with every girl whom he picks up.

From reading his stuff, it’s hard to tell that he even have bad days at game when every article he publishes is about conquering a new flag and fucking some exotic girl [I bang my first 29 year old Lithuanian office girl].

Sounds like I’m hating but I’m really not!

“Why Is Krauser Doing A Big Injustice To His Readers”?

Kraus is a very savvy and perceptive guy, which is why he’d recently insinuated that he may relent from posting about girls he’d laid.

He knows very well that he’s doing us a disservice by lauding over his wins and conquests of women.

I have a deeply held belief that one learns more from his failures than he does from his victories; primarily at the novice stage of the game [a newbie for instance].

With that being commonly agreed upon [that we learn more from failures], why is Krauser not publicizing his failed attempts in the game then!?

Speaking directly to him, your virtual students and those who follow your blog, are not being exposed to game in its truest form since you’re neglecting to inform them of the realities of seduction, which is that (so-called failure) will be the norm!

However, you’re giving those guys the impression that it’s all wins after wins in rapid succession!

Sure that is the mentality to have in pickup! But the truth should be told at the expense of your reputation.

Reading too much of Kraus’ blog will have you believing that game is easy breezy as taking a piss.

But how about sharing with your audience the times that you really had to dig deep for a meager lay and still didn’t come up with anything?

The virtual dick-measuring contest in the community needs to stop, where coaches and PUA practitioners are more concerned with telling about stunning lays instead of a well-balanced approach to teaching game, which is that failure comes with the territory.

We can’t keep selling dreams and giving newbies the impression that they’ll be sleeping with a new girl each day of the week…for the next 3 years.

This is where RooshV deviates (for the better) from 99% of the guys in this genre: he tells it like it really is, and he doesn’t sell dreams of grandeur as far as dating is concerned.

With that being said, Krauser should take a page out of Roosh’s book and start to give his audience a realistic viewpoint of what game is.

Posting lay reports after lay reports gets fucking tired!

Not only for the readers, but Kraus himself is actually jaded and tired of trying to keep up with the demand, which really isn’t there, since no one is crying to hear more lay reports.

Therefore, Kraus really doesn’t have to try to keep up with the Joneses by bombarding his blog followers with lay reports after lay reports.

After a while, writing about pussy conquests comes off as braggadocios and self-absorbed (which is fine by the way).

Adversely, you’ll actually loose credibility from posting flag conquests after conquests since guys are gonna start calling you out on your claims.

Just as I have, Roosh has also been smart enough to recognize this little tangent, which is 1 of the reasons you’ll never see him write about a girl he’d fucked, then write about another conquest the following week.

Even if I or Roosh was to lay a new girl each day of the week, we are conscious enough as to not enter the over-kill zone by unleashing a lay report for every girl we would’ve laid.

Krauser of London should’ve been privy to this already!

He isn’t the only game blogger who’s guilty of this. The Boy Toy, a PUA coach and practitioner out of Copenhagen, Denmark, takes it to another fucking level when it comes to lay reports!!!

A simple fix is to put yourself in the targeted audience’s shoes before pumping out another lay report in rapid succession.

Ask yourself, “Would my readers see this post as valuable and learn-worthy? Or Would they surmise that I’m just a braggadocios prick who isn’t concerned about bettering guys’ lives, but about personal accolades and bragging rights?

Getting laid doesn’t deserve a trophy, and Krauser needs to realize that.

Being a humble guy in the genre of seduction will win you more fans than being a condescending asshole who’s unable to smell the coffee [this comment is more so directed at the PUA Boy Toy than Krauser PUA].

Thomas aka The PUA Boy Toy from Copenhagen, Denmark

Thomas aka The PUA Boy Toy from Copenhagen, Denmark

So Kraus should take a page out of Kenny’s playbook and learn to be more versatile and blog-savvy.

You can’t keep drowning your readers with article after article of little to no value.

If you do post lay reports, ensure that there’s a something practical from which the reader can deduce and put into action himself.

You cannot teach a guy pickup by posting lay reports after lay reports and expect him to take away something tangible and learn-worthy from them.

I get the impression that guys who read Krauser’s blog are only cheerleading the next man’s victories, while they themselves remain stagnated in the field of dating and pickup since they’re rarely learning anything skills wise.

There should be zero shame in posting about failed attempts just as I’d written in my previous-field report D2: Sexy Canadian MILF @ her place.

My core readers would have learned so much intricacies from that post alone, than they’d ever learn from reading 1 of his lay reports.

All in all Kraus’; you’re still my man! But continuing to toot your horn over lays isn’t what Alpha’s do.

We don’t wanna hear anymore lay reports.

We want to read about your failures therefore which will equip us with the know how of what to do, and what not to do…and what to expect, and how to overcome unforeseen aspects of pickup like LMR, bitch shields and ASD.

Field Report: Sexy Canadian MILF @ Her Place [05-27-2013]

A photo of the MILF which I'd intentionally distorted

A photo of the MILF which I’d intentionally distorted

I’m currently writing this post (via mobile) as I leave from the MILF’s abode while trying to maneuver my way towards the bus stop in order to get home.

Ok, let’s get to the details of the field report.

Confusion, Flaky, Anxiety, Stalkerish…?

She’s currently here in the islands on vacation, I picked her up about a week ago, forgot that I even had her # until yesterday morning so I gave her a call and we set up a meeting for 7:30 PM @ her hotel suite (which she gave me directions to).

5:00 PM, sent her a reminder text and she confirmed that we were still on.

7:45 PM, called her, no answer, flake bells start to go off!

I said to myself “fuck it, she gave me the directions and address to her hotel room, I don’t need a confirmation call to let her know that I’m on my way”. So I headed over to the hotel suite.

Checked in, submitted pertinent details @ front desk, then made my way toward her suite… then overheard 2 voices coming from her abode; a male’s and hers.

Fuck; she has company!!!

Decided to call her phone but my fucking prepaid minutes were DONE- and I couldn’t even text her!

Double Fuck!

She happened to look out the suite and seen me there waving then invited me in.

The dude whom she was talking to was her brother, she introduced us, and she said that he was staying the night to keep her company being that she’s here alone.

He excuses himself to another room.

The Dialogue:

Chat started off with the most mundane of things: iPod, music and Facebook!

Then I playfully busted on her for not having any red wine for her guest (me) and being a horrible caterer.

She says she doesn’t drink, so it never dawned on her to order any alcohol.

Lights were dimmed while we flipped through some of her Facebook photo albums (on my phone).

She told me how her skin was semi irritated from mosquito bites, so I took it as an initiative and green light to start caressing her skin [you must think wise guys].

She allowed the KINO (touching) to take place as I was caressing her shoulders and forearm while pretending to inspect her mosquito bites [call me slick Rick for this one].

This sort of physical contact went on for about 45 minutes: from me sitting behind her kissing her all over her shoulders, neck and back while I ran my hands down her waist and hips.

On 3 occasions, she stops me by playfully pulling away and jumping from the sofa then say to me:

“It’s getting late and I’m really tired”.

I immediately knew that it was ASD in action (her Anti-Slut Defense).

Long story short, I told her to walk me to the door, I pinned her up against the wall and kissed her few times.

Sort of like this, but with more gusto and dominance with 1 of her hands pinned up against the door

Sort of like this, but with more gusto and dominance with 1 of her hands pinned up against the door

What Went Wrong [Logistics]:

Nothing went wrong actually!

Everything was done according to the book on my part.

Perhaps I took too long to get physical (over an hour and a half in), but everything else was quintessential seduction.

However, logistics weren’t in my favor at fucking all!!!

Try having sex with a girl whom you’d met days ago, meeting for the 1st. time since the initial pickup, with her brother 20 yards away in the next room.

To top it off; this MILF has a kid who was in her room sleeping, so we were literally relegated to the sofa in the living room area of the suite…which I was totally fine with [Kenny fucks anywhere!]

I tried pulling her to the room, and that’s when she told me that her kid was in there sleeping so that would be a bad idea.

I’m like WTF; didn’t even know she had a kid!

This is 1 major obstacle of banging mommies; kids will inadvertently get in the way of the bang attempt.

So the sofa it was!

Two major-logistical challenges:

1: A sleeping kid in her room.

2: A sleeping sibling (her brother) in the other room.

Last Minute Resistance Factor

There’s an old concept in seduction dubbed the LMR, which speaks to a woman’s inherent tendency to resist a guy’s sexual advances before sex actually happens [a virtual mating ritual of cat and mouse].

Though I don’t necessarily consider this to be a case of true LMR- it was however.

Whenever my hands ventured up her sun dress (which she allowed), at a certain point, she would say:

“We can’t do this and you know why”.

Beats the hell out of me as to why we can’t do this!

At other junctures while I stood behind her stroking her waist line and buttocks while kissing her on the exposed parts of the shoulders, she would jump up suddenly:

“Did you hear that”!?

Just like this actually

Just like this actually

Then she’d get up from the sofa to see if her brother was eavesdropping on us.

It’s pure-illogical bullshit! But that is how LRM (Last Minute Resistance) plays out.

It’s a last-ditch attempt by the girl to repel sex, although her vagina might have been burning in anticipation of your cock.

She has to pretend as though she doesn’t want it…or doesn’t want it that bad [granted if you hadn’t slept with her yet]!

Learning From Failed Attempts:

First off; there’s no such thing as failure in pickup.

Every situation should be looked at as a learning experience for the next time.

Reality is, certain factors might be out of your hands:

•She’s on her period,

•She hasn’t shaved her crotch area in 2 months,

•Her room is in a mess and she doesn’t want you to see and judge her as a slob,

•She secretly has a boyfriend or husband and is having second thoughts about screwing you, etc.

Read: 6 reasons women flake on dates by Tenmagnet.

Therefore, whenever you do come up short guys (just as I did last night), don’t look @ it as something you might have done wrong and didn’t do correctly.

50/50 Chance is; it was out of your hands, and you actually did everything right!

My only bad play was that I took too fucking long to escalate and get sexual with her.

We were there @ her place (the suite) for about 3 hours, and it took me about an hour and a half to get sexual (physically), though I did KINO (touching) from about 20 minutes in.

The old adage of “nothing beats a try but a failure”, applies here FULLY in my case.

Sure I went home with a minute case of blue balls [just kidding], but on a psychological level: I was pumped @ the effort and the fact that I tried and tried and tried until it was apparent that something beyond my control was hindering sex that night [for instance: her menstrual cycle, etc.].

A psychological boost sure feels better than heading home not knowing what could’ve happened.

Had I just sat there the entire 3 hours and got crippled with anxiety and not escalate at all; I would’ve gone home beating myself the fuck up for being a pussy and not even trying.

Though I never really suffer from failure to act in such a case, but it serves as a guideline for guys who aren’t that confident in pulling the trigger.

At 1 point during the night while I was caressing her feet, she said:

Just like this Bieber foor caress on Selena Gomez but more sensual

Just like this Bieber foor caress on Selena Gomez but more sensual

“Most men are scared and intimidated and don’t go after what they want”.


She damn sure wasn’t talking about me!

She said she had a guy over nights before (through mutual friends), but he never made the slightest move on her during the entire night [go figure].

You definitely don’t wanna be that guy.

Chicks will respect your attempts to get into their panties, and loathe you as a Beta-Male pussy for not trying to.

Anywho, we have another meet-up set up for tonight [Tuesday], so hopefully she would’ve rectified what wasn’t done last night [perhaps give her brother the boot and get a sitter for her kid].

What will I do differently tonight?


Well actually, I would work more @ getting her turned on verbally first [taking a page out of Paul Janka’s book].

Last night, I went physical without the verbal. Tonight, I’ll verbally turn her on then get physical [the old switcheroo].

I’m a pro at phone sex, so I should’ve used my verbal tactics to drive her crazy since KINO (touching) alone didn’t suffice.

Wish me luck tonight guys!

Pareto’s Law [The 80/20 Rule] Applied To Life And Pickup


Pareto's Law chart

Pareto’s Law chart

Pareto’s Law (The 20/80 Law)

20% Of Your Customers Will Account For 80% Of The

20% Of Your Components Will
Account For 80% Of The Cost,

…And So Forth.

The Pareto’s Law (20/80 Law) has its foundation in business economics; a principle named after the Italian economist Vilfredo Pareto, who observed that 80% of Italy’s income was received by 20% of its population.

Vilfredo Pareto

Vilfredo Pareto

The concept is that most results in any situation are determined by a small number of causes.

I discovered this concept a year ago while googling for some money-saving advice and stumbled upon a financial blogger’s website who wrote:

“…I sometimes accused myself of being lazy for not “working hard” but I realized what I was doing was living an 80/20 lifestyle and in fact probably being a lot more productive than those working harder than myself”.

It took me a while to actually digest and grasp this logics…until I applied it to pickup and getting women.

Most of your (good) results in life will have come from the least amount of work you’d put into life.

The Higher-Education Guy

Classic case is the higher-education guy. He isn’t satisfied with an associates degree, so he strives for a 4 year degree, masters, then…

He puts massive amounts of time, money and effort into higher learning [80% worth]…which is great by the way, but he rarely ever sees returns in accordance with the amount of time and energy he’d put in.

Which had he only applied himself 20% minimum effort towards higher learning, he would’ve achieved 80% (in) return from his 20% meager effort.

This may sound totally radical to most, but I’m of the opinion that going to college is a waste of time scam set up by the system in order to keep us in debt for life via student loans, financial aid and other such grants- or better yet, grants with a catch.

So this is the system feeding off of human’s tendency to be irresponsible and lazy; especially those of us under the age of 21.

This novel radical take on higher education isn’t just “Kenny’s take”, but tons of studies by reputable sources have shown that over the past 15 years especially, those who graduated college aren’t any more successful in the job market nor in life, than those who only had high school diplomas. But the mainstream media will never circulate these findings (for obvious reasons).

[29 shocking facts that shows a college education in America is just a giant money-making scam]

[Student debt and the great college scam from the Business Insider]


The Ass-Kissing Employee & Mr. Nice Guy

Another classic analogy that of the employee who willingly kisses ass to his bosses, volunteers for the extra work load (although he truly doesn’t want to), works the hardest and longest hours, does his job proficiently and some [giving 80% + effort]; yet he’s the least paid and the first to unfortunately get severed in a down economy while his co-workers who had only put 20% into their work details, held onto their jobs and got pay raises in the process.

Life is pretty fucked-up!!!

I’ve been that employee putting in 80% effort at work as I documented in this article over a year ago: “How I learned that being a nice guy doesn’t get you anywhere in life…”.

The Generic “Mr. Nice Guy” Dater:

He puts 80% max effort into courting a specific girl whom he likes: buying flowers, wines and dines her, spends on lavish meals, gifts for her birthday and Valentine’s, talks to her on the phone for 5 hours straight…daily…

Even if he does get to sleep with the girl after relinquishing 80% output/effort, he could’ve still slept with her had he only given 20% effort! So that’s money, time, effort and phone minutes saved.

Most cases however, the nice guy almost always fails despite putting 80% effort into a specific girl.

I’ve fucking been that nice guy!

A bad boy on the other hand who doesn’t give a shit, will have only given 20% effort (nothing tangible), yet gets the girl, while the guy who had given 80% is left to go home to choke the chicken for the next 6 months.

The nice guy, the college-educated chump and the kiss-ass employee all have 3 things in common:

They all played the game of life wrong by giving max effort and expecting to receive HUGE dividends and returns on their investments [which sounds logical but isn’t workable]!

People who are successful in this dog-eat-dog world, really haven’t done shit to attain success!

The classic cliche of, “Work hard and you’ll get far in life”, is utter bullshit, and just an ego-boosting cliche- nada más!

Just as in music and the entertainment business, most guys who make it big were discovered by chance; being at the right place, right time, and spotting the right individuals.

They struck luck!

It wasn’t that they were so talented and had the most melodic voices on the planet (as much as they’d love to believe so). They were merely at the right place, right time and were heard and seen by the right person (producer, director, etc.).

On the other hand, the aspiring/struggling actor who’s been putting 80% effort into his acting career, a million acting classes under his belt, showing up at every audition, toting a portfolio with his degrees and accolades from acting school…he will never make it in Hollywood!

The aspiring singer who believes he’s the next Michael Jackson, has a bachelor’s degree in a pertinent music field from Juilliard, he starves himself by spending the little financial resources he has on studio time to record demos, shops around NYC at every major-record label looking to get signed…he will never make it in music!

Why not?

He’s expended too much resources, too much money, effort, time and work in pursuing that goal!

His max input/effort was 80% instead of a mere 20, which would’ve ceded him a much better chance.

50 Cent sucks at rapping (we all agree), Jay Z’s lyrics have been spent, recycled and played out since 2001, yet these guys are making it and have only put a meager bullshit 20% work into their craft since debuting.

50 Cent

50 Cent

50 Cent was selling drugs and didn’t give a shit about becoming a professional rapper (until he was cajoled). Jay Z likewise was selling drugs and rapping as a mere pastime.

Those guys weren’t striving to become artists, nor were they putting in 80% effort into music, nor were they hiring vocal coaches, neither were they enrolling into the top music school in the country…

Their 20% bullshit effort was sufficient enough (freestyling on the bloc or in the clubs) until someone recommended them to someone else, to someone who knew someone, who knew someone else [the art of networking].

In relation to picking up chicks, it’s the girl whom you’re least chasing, and least thinking about, will be the 1 you’ll get to bang.

More Economical Statistical Trends And Sayings:

20% of employees are responsible for 80% of a company’s output, gains and revenues.

20% of customers are responsible for 80% of revenue.

Repeat customers account for 80% of your business income (they present 80% of your money).

The ratios can even be 10/90 or 1/99 in some businesses.

A minority creates a majority.

Case in point: Sloppily written articles which I’d only put 20% work and forethought into, always turn out to be the most riveted, viewed and commented posts, while the ones I’d toiled 3 days over trying to perfect, receive less views and comments.

This is the Pareto’s Law [80/20 rule] at work.

On a related note- I’m fond of learning new languages. But over the last 13 years of studying countless languages (some I’ve mastered), I noticed a worrying trend, that the harder I study; the least I retain. The least time spent studying; the more I remember, retain and progress.

This is again the Pareto’s Law [80/20 rule] in motion. You give 80; you’ll receive 20. You give 20; you’ll receive 80.

Now I’m not advocating for guys to get lazy and become loafers and slackers in life…because I’m not!

I’m merely stating that according to the Pareto’s principle of economics, you do not have to expend yourself nor your resources and efforts in order to reap massive benefits in life!

Giving your all often times results in failure in any genre of life: work, business, dating, sex…

Doing 15 to 20% will suffice!

Buying the girl the most expensive gift in order to impress her is more liable to produce a disagreeable effect than if you’d bought her something inexpensive from the heart.

80/20 rule again.

As a former poet [yes, Kenny did stand-up poetry between 2003-2005], my best pieces of work (written or freestyle) were composed whenever I’d given little next to no effort.

The pieces which I’d spent 3 days composing, brainstorming and trying to perfect by expending 80% max effort, were awful!

Likewise, if you want more successes in sex and dating; apply the 80/20 rule of Pareto’s Law.

Harness just 20% of your overall Game and skills with women and you’ll witness a massive shift towards more positive results.

Instead of wrecking your brains trying to memorize the perfect ice-breaker (opener); work with what you have at the moment (simple-situational openers)!

Instead of sending her 10-long-romantic text messages in response to something she said or asked; just send a crappy-concise text which only took minimal effort to compose.

You guys should get the drift by now.

Pareto’s Law kicks major ass!

Do less; get more!

Do more; get less!

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