SocialKenny’s PUA Show: Podcast Episode#2: On Twitter-Troll Ferdinand Bardamu [4-29-2012]

Podcast addressing the internet/Twitter troll:Ferdinand Bardamu.

In this 2nd. episode of Kenny’s PUA Show, I talk about:

•Ferd aka “The Turd’s” trolling
•His wack blogs
•How he turned me down as a contributing poster: but now regrets
•He being offended that I exposed Douche & Moist aka Roosh & Roiss.

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Ferdinand Bardamu: A Twitter-Trolling Closet Fan Of SocialKenny PUA.

I was told that this was Ferd aka Turd as a child,donned in his Nazi costume for Halloween LMAO!!!!!

I was told that this was Ferd aka Turd as a child,donned in his Nazi costume for Halloween LMAO!!!!!

Tell ’em why you mad Turd!!!

You secretly admire my shit, but don’t know how to go about expressing that admiration. So like an insecure Twitter-trolling homo; you lash out.

It took a great deal of boredom for me to actually address this bi-polar troll, who calls himself Ferd’.

Obviously, Mr.Turd has been off his meds, thus going off like lose firecrackers in Twitter-ville.

Apparently butt-hurt and disheartened that I had the cojones to expose his “CLOSET” lovers:RooshV & Chateau Heartiste. But hey look- I don’t knock him for defending his boyfriends. Wouldn’t any female defend the guy who’s banging her?

I apologize Turd!

But if this’ your lame-shit attempt to indirectly get some @ mentions on twitter, in order to gain some notoriety in the Men’s movement[in which you’re an underling, non-entity minion BTW]: Epic fucking fail Turd!!!

Now look,we shouldn’t blame “The Turd” for being an attention-whore.Yea yea yea, I know he comes off like a fat kid in a candy store, or a little lass who’s been menstruating for the 1st.time…But understand; he has no home training. That trailer-park upbringing wasn’t sufficient enough in instilling manhood and gravitas.

Blame his senile parents for not recognizing his sex, thus rearing him as a girl instead of a boy[I empathize man SMH]!!

This is why Ferd “The Turd” is mad:

Apart from me slinging some proverbial arrows at his 2 masters[Roosh & Roiss aka Douche & Moist], Mr.Turd’s sudden anger towards me goes a bit deeper than that.

Few months prior, I’d signed up to become a poster/member of his wack-ass site InMalaFide: in hopes of spicing up his boring blog via better content(which means more readers, comments and traffic).

But, Mr. Turd e-mailed me saying that he’s too busy to incorporate any more members or whatever…I frankly wondered “WTF can one be busy doing on a trailer-park: besides fucking his teeth-less grandma [pretty sick shit Turd]”!!

In hindsight: I should be the one fucking vexed that he tried playing me by denying me a poster spot on his weak blog LMAO!

But you see, bitchism doesn’t run in my blood. Nor do I harbor malice. So I re replied to his e-mail saying something along the lines of, “No prob bro’. I understand. Whenever you get the time.It’s all good”.

And to further demonstrate that I don’t hold grudges over bullshit: I began following him on Twitter LOL!When I should’ve felt offended that he denied me a contributing- author spot on his weak, low traffic blogs!!

So it turns out that Turd probably browsed my blog afterwards, seen my killer content and insights on pick-up, religion and politics, then realized the great potential I had in attracting massive amounts of new traffic and readers to his blogs…So he regretted.

Instead of being a big man to say, “Hey Kenny, I apologize for excluding you. I can now sign you up”.

He chose to go out like a little bitch to show his lack of manliness by lashing out on me via insults[a sloppy hot-mess off his bi-polar meds].

That’s what separates real men/Alpha’s, from the “pretenders” aka Beta-Males like Turd.

A jealous fucking closet-fan of my active PUA blog.

But since Ferd’s an insecure bitch: he’d never come out to actually admit that he reads my articles[on the low], and enjoys them more than the bullshit he writes himself!! Nor will he ever admit that he actually learns some pick-up tactics along the way LOL.

Your blog is wack, you don’t get laid, have no skills in seduction, your vaginal canal gets bruised because I talk shit about your lovers Douche & Moist: formerly known as Roosh & Roiss.

Then you wanna talk shit on Twitter about my Game LOL!!

Check my field reports and lay reports. Check my video page and see me in action via Youtube.

So please, do all of us a favor in the online-men’s movement, and remember to take your fucking meds bro’!

That bi-polar shit you pulled last night wasn’t cute at all [Twitter troll]. Or maybe you had 1 too many cans of Old Milwaukees. If you can’t handle your liquor: Don’t Drink!!

And tell your husbands Douch & Moist aka Roosh & Roiss[check out the podcast by following this Link Here] , that SocialKenny PUA said fuck ’em!!

And if your minions feel offended[preferably FFY aka Fly Fresh & Dumb]: fuck them too!

Ferd “The Turd” and his gang of “Troll”ing minions.

P.S. To those not inclined to reading, or simply can’t friggin’ read: the podcasted version of this article will be released later on tonight (with much more content). Stay tuned!!

SocialKenny’s PUA Show: Podcast Episode #1 [week of 4-22-2012]

My 1st. ever podcast!! Let’s toast to that [preferably some Vodka shots]!

It was actually hard work to be honest; fine tuning, editing, making sure the audio is clear, stabilized, uploading, downloading, re-uploading, bla,bla,bla…Hopefully, I’d be able to put out an ep’ once a week (or bi-weekly).

So…., what better way to make a debut than to kick a little ass, right? Honestly though, it’s unfortunate to have to start off my show with controversy. But it is what it is.

In this 20 min. podcast, I talk about the controversial PUA/Gamer “Chateau Heartiste aka Roissy”, and my nagging hunch that his blog is more rigged than an Afghan’s-road side bomb. Let’s hope that the IED doesn’t detonate. Roissy

In the remaining half of the show,I addressed 1 of my favorite gurus/coaches: RooshV. And how he covertly deleted and blocked me on Twitter and from posting comments on his blog. All because of……It was really catty, condescending and female-like.Roosh

Just listen to the fucking show!

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Roissy/Chateau Heartiste: Exposed As A Manipulative Blogger?

This Roissy character has never appealed to me as he does to other Game bloggers. Something about him, or his blog has always sent red flags of Bullshit to my sub-conscience.

For the record: I don’t bash his Game nor insights on picking up chicks. He also writes decent content on politics (which I blog about too).

But this dude’s blog activities are HELLA fucking suspect!

Earlier today, I was first to comment on an interesting Roissy article. I never received any e-mail notification about any follow-up comments, so I figured the semi-controversial article was deleted or something!

A nagging curiosity told me to check out that same article again. Three hours later- I did.

Holy-fucking shit!!!

This article had 130 comments!

130 comments within 3 hours or less! Is it impossible? No, but highly unlikely (without input from the blog’s author).

What made this super suspect and fraudulent was that I never received any notification of any of those 130 comments [this happened on all of his posts I ever commented on…which was maybe 3 of them]!

2.) I read few of those comments, and they were incoherent and inconsistent with the article’s theme.

3.) Hardly None of those comments came from fellow bloggers, aspiring PUA’s or Manosphere guys (as usual).

So who the fuck is commenting on Roissys’ posts then!!!?

My detective-like intuition tells me that this MOFO is rigging his blog’s commentary in order to make his blog appear more active than it actually is.

To add more wood to the flame, my hunch says that he actually concocts and pre-fabricates 95% of the comments on his posts. In layman’s term: he pre-writes his own comments, and somehow schedules them to be posted at intervals [nice trick]. 😉

And I get the feeling that he’s always tryna 1-up Roosh’s articles by out commenting his.

Pure fucking catty behavior.

But the real difference is, RooshV’s commentaries almost always come from fellow bloggers of the Manosphere and pick-up community.

Roosh’s blog comments almost always originate from guys who generally comment on his blog.

Roissy’s: on the other hand, 95% of his blog comments come from random commentors who aren’t consistently on his blog.

No one could rationalize to me how on everyone else’s blog (including Roosh’s & Krauser’s), I receive e-mail notifications of new comments (standard protocol).

However, on Roissy’s blog, 150 comments could miraculously fly under the radar [super suspect]!!? ❓

Other Game bloggers need to call out Chateau Heartiste on his bullshit! Regular readers of his blog (which I’m not), should boycott it until he gets the picture that fraudulent tactics aren’t necessary.

Why would he cheat @ blogging?

For rating purposes of course. And to make his blog appear to be most active. Self-ego gratification shit, huh?

For those who may say that I’m hating- nah. I just believe that recognized PUA’s and Game bloggers should have a certain level of decorum when it comes to blogging.

No need to manipulate your ratings to make others dick ride your blog.

Last Night’s LMR (Last-Minute Resistance)

LMR (Last-Minute Resistance) is a PUA community coined term, where a girl resists before point of sex.

LMR (Last-Minute Resistance) is a PUA community coined term, where a girl resists before point of sex.

Had a girl (HB5) at her friend’s place last night (alone)…on the bed, but expected LMR (last-minute resistance) surfaced and fucked things up.

Ok, I had her on the bed,went KINO (touching her fingers), stroking her fingers and hands while saying to her, “Your skin is so soft. Tell me the secret to your soft skin”.

Stroked her bare shoulders and neck with my fingers, but she brushed my hand away, so I re-calibrated and went back to stroking her hands while talking and breathing heavily into her ears.

I visibly notice her quivering as I talked with my lips virtually touching her ear.

Things she said during LMR

“We shouldn’t be doing this”

“We’re going too far. I just met you”.c

“I can’t believe this is happening. I just met you days ago”.

“If my friend finds out I have a guy in his place: he’s gonna kill me”!

“It’s time to go”.

Calling her bluff,I said to her, “Ok, you’re right: I’m gonna leave now”. I put my sandals on and said, “Are you sure you want me to go”. Her reply, “You don’t have to”.

“I’m not ready for this”

“How I know you’re not gonna fuck me and forget me”?

“I never done one-night stands before [SHH]”.

“I feel like I’m disrespecting myself”.

“I have a boyfriend. And I’d feel guilty. My conscience”.

While all this verbal LMR was taking place, I was pretty much using a combination of backing off, re-engaging touching (KINO), massaging her shoulders,stroking hands, rubbing her tits (in bra)…

Last-Minute Resistance (LMR) is a bitch!

Jesus: The Greatest Pick-Up Artist Of All Time

Brother Jesus was the hottest guy in town back in the day.Women threw themselves at him at random.

Brother Jesus was the hottest guy in town back in the day. Women threw themselves at him at random.

Jesus was the greatest PUA to walketh this Earth. Even if you doubt his existence was real; well this mythological character damn sure had hoards of chics attracted to him.

A social-fucking Rockstar to say the least!

Who can touch our bro’ Jesus when it comes to attracting women?

No one!!! Hands Down!!

The original Don Juans and Cassanovas couldn’t compare to Jesus!

Jesus was a cult-like hero. And as usual, women flock to these types like groupies at a Rap concert.

What did Jesus possess that attracted women & men so ardently?

•Air Of Mysticism

Key Component To Jesus’ Game Was “Parables”

When brother Je’ spoke to people, it was done in parables and ambiguity.

As we teach in the PUA community; ambiguity & vagueness are 2 of the most powerful components a guy can have during an interaction.

Jesus had this down to a science!!

Jesus In The Club:

For instance, if Jesus were here today frequenting nightclubs and bars (as he would’ve done), and hotties were to chat him up, this is how the interaction would play out [take note of the spiritual vagueness]:

HB10: “So Mr. Je’, do you like me”?

Jesus: “Daughter of this world, if it’s 1 thing the heavens require of me, is to treat mankind as equals. What would contention suffice thine soul”?

Translation: “Yes! I have the major hots for you”!!

HB10: “Do you have a GF”?

Jesus: “The divine realm from whence I came is so powerful, that spirits of both sexes conjoin to form spiritual bonds deeper than we can imagine”.

Translation: “None of your fucking business! Doesn’t matter”!

HB10: “So tell me a little about yourself Mr. Je’. Where you grew up”?

Jesus: “The one who walketh the path of righteousness belongeth to the globe. Where I’m from has many mansions and stars but I can yet tell you. Be a good girl: and you’ll get there”.

When communicating with the OYD (object of your desire), you never want to reveal too much. Keep your answers and statements vague and parable-like like Jesus.


It’s 2,000 since his supposed death (or supposed life), and women still go crazy over this cult figure!!

Attend any church today (which I don’t recommend), and you’re sure to find 95% of the female congregation doing weird shit in the name of Jesus: fainting, chanting, crying, cursing, dancing, professing, testifying, praying

This dude Jesus remains a chic-magnet even after 2,000 fucking years!!!

Your faithful wife wouldn’t hesitate to tell you that she would dump your ass at the drop of a hat if Jesus were to come around!!

What power of this man!!

I always say that if Jesus were to be here: all of us men would be fucking toast! Our women would be rebelling against us just for a minute of his time.

What separates Jesus from the average man? An air of spiritual mysticism and mystery that he cultivates around himself and his speech.

I find that women over ages 25 respond great to this sort of “Jesus Game”: spiritualism with over-the top vagueness.

Or go to the post: Vote your favorite PUA coach 2012

Check out the PUA acronym and term page to familiarize yourself with the lingo used on this website

My Friday Night Twitter Feed At The Club (Fri’,13th.). Plus “Almost-Sure” Sex Slipped Through My Hands!!

Twitter madness when the weekend's here for SocialK.

Twitter madness when the weekend’s here for SocialK.

Friday nights: my twitter timeline is hectic as it can get. Was just vibing with my boys J Roc & Ryan from the new MTV’s Pauly D Project, My man LS Fader, a head PUA instructor for Love Systems

9:06 “Just seen my man #Unit.We partying tonight like @DameChar but we bad-boys though”.

9:33 “Getting prepped and ready for the club tonight with my main man #Unit”.Getting prepped and ready for the club tonight with my main m... on Twitpic

9:35 “My philosophy for tonight: “fuck a #-close, strictly SNL(same night lays) attempts”.

9:42 “Gotta put my #iPhone in my back pocket in case I grind on a chic tonight. Don’t want the shit dialing all types on #’s off a girl’s ass”.

9:50 “@RyanLabbe-If you dare sleep in the #NYC on a Friday night, you might as well give up partying bro!”.

9:57 “Why do I have a strange urge to buy girls drinks tonight like some #AFC(wussy). I might just actually just go out with entree fee only($20)”.

10:00 “I’m peacocked-out.Those who say that peacocking doesn’t help Game. Fucc U! It’s always helped mines over the years”.

10:23 pambrown28803-@SocialKenny “ciroc and frozen strawberry lemonade. #wavy”.

10:30 “@pambrowwn28803-“Lol sounds good. I need to try that mixture of #Ciroc and the lemonade. If it doesn’t taste great, we’re gonna fight”.

10:36 pambrown28803-@SocialKenny it’s awesome!!!! But if ya wanna go at it we can. Haha ha! Happy Saturday”.

10:48 “@ the club getting warmed up. My boy #Unit already almost got into a fight to get kicced out the spot lol”.

11:34 “I’m yet to get active and feel the vibe. Dj plying some dumb Reggae shit”.

11:43 “Fucking DJ’s playing bullshit as usual!!! Where the fucc is the refund when you need it”.

12:11 “This HB8.1 keeps hovering while I tweet. I’m feeling in the zone despite the shitty music. About to grab her for a dance”.

12:18 “Its’ like #Amsterdam up in this bitch! Dudes smoking like chimneys all around me”.

12:34 “Music still sucks but I’m in the zone”.

1:03 “Muthafucka spilled a beer on my Blackberry! Intentional I know ’cause I’m probably grinding on his chic lmao”.

1:30 “Eventhough I promised not to get any #’s, I just #-closed a 7. Ok come on guys, I know a 7 isn’t that impressive but…”.

1:36 “@IamJroc-Lmao throwback #MobbDeep”.

1:37IamJroc-@SocialKenny: #classic”.

1:38 “@IamJroc-No doubt bro’!”.

1:40 “Now they playing #Techno! About fucking time!!! Yea yea yea!!”.

1:45 “Damn!! They killing me with the Trance”.

1:53 “Dancing my ass off right now”.

2:00 “Fist pumpin’ with my boy #Unit like it’s the #JerseyShore”!!!

2:04 “My dick jus got hard grinding on that 7 so I had to take a break lol. I’m moving in on her to fuck her after club”.

2:17 “@LS_Fader-ATB!!!Word!!!?#ATB as in #Trance?”.

2:18 “LS_Fader- @Socialkenny-“Yup. Doing great”.

2:44 Reetweet by @LS_Fader- “ATB surrounded by a bunch of amateur club kids. Omg it’s like Fischer price my 1st club experience lmao”.

3:01 “I don’t wanna jinx myself but I might be f-closing this HB7 after some more comfort building”.

4:10 “It’s 4 am, the HB7 supposed to pick my ass up for an after-the club rendez-vous”.

4:20 “This bitch #flaked!!!!? This one is on me. Fucc it!”

4:31 “I’m surprised @RyanLabbe can tweet while #twisted. Or he must be sober as hell tonight”.

4:35 “Fucking feet killing me from all this walking. Trick flaked on scooping me up at the said location(bustop). Same night lay went wrong lol”.

How I let the pussy slip away last night

I spotted 3 hot girls semi dancing as I walked the dance floor. I said to the nearest one(from the side): “Why don’t you free yourself and start dancing? Is your drink not strong enough? She LOL’s, I roll off to come back [part of my strategy].

I returned and danced beside her(without touching as to test the waters of her body language). I said to her, “I know you’re ready for me. Show me how to dance”. She LOL’s and said loudly in my ears, “You look like a dancer already”. I roll off again after eye flirting with her [rolling off is part of my skill set].

I came back a while later and started to grind on her ass with my hands on her shoulders, then her waists…

I repeated this dance with her for 2 minutes, roll off, return, dance again. Doing this (rolling off) shows the girl that you’re not the average needy guy who’s gonna latch onto her all night and not give her space.

During the dance, I put my phone in her hand and said to her, “punch in your phone # before I get upset”(with a sly, dominant smile). She laughs and punch in her #. I said, Good girl”. She LOL’s.

I lost her during the crowd and darkness, so I sent her a text, “Meet me on the walk way so we can chat”. Replied OK. But we happened to spot each other just after the texts.

She tells me that her girlfriends are ready to leave. I said to her, “But we’re supposed to hang out”(which isn’t true BTW lol, but I’m setting a mental frame here by assuming we’re hanging out. Nice trick).

So she says to me, “Do you wanna come”? So we all bounced to the outside of the club. She tells me she’s driving, so we all 4 go to the car, I’m leaning through her window, she tells me that she’s gonna drop her GF’s home and we hang out after. So, I can hop in now or text her to meet me at a central location.


Instead, I said to her, “Nah, take your friends home, and I’ll text you to meet me at a certain bustop”.


At that juncture, I essentially forfeited the chance to bang this girl.

On her drive home, she now has enough mental space to backwards rationalize the situation and back out and flake.

Had I hopped in her car when she suggested at the get-go, she wouldn’t have the chance to back out, nor the chance to backwards rationalize and think things over.

Why I backed out mystifies the shit out of me!Consider it rust, as I haven’t seriously attempted SNL’s in almost 2 years.

Anyway, so I went to a nearby bustop then texted her to meet me at the bustop on ***** & *** streets. 10 minutes passed: no reply text.

At that point, I already knew what was up. I already knew I fucked up and miscalibrated. And I knew she wasn’t coming back.

It’s almost 5 am, I wasn’t gonna be caught out as the sun rises, so I sent her a last text: “Hey Trish, something came up, so we not gonna be able to meet”.

That text was basically a ploy to play it off (reverse psychology).

A night of pussy-banging vanished fast due to a critical mistake at crunch-time in the pick up.

Let’s follow each other on Twitter for my usual weekend debauchery.

3 things a guy would hate about girls in the Caribbean islands.

This' actually a photo taken of some girls at a concert in the island of Trinidad a while back.

This’ actually a photo taken of some girls at a concert in the island of Trinidad a while back.

It’s 2012, and I’m still having to write semi-rant posts about women and poor grooming!! This list absolutely pisses me off and equally turns me off.It even gives me the goose bumps to blog about this, so I’ll get it over with- quick, fast and in a hurry:

1.) They dress very Tom-boyish unless they’re going to some function, event or party. I’m talking about baggy-ass basketball shorts or windbreakers, with an equally fucking oversize t-shirt. Enough to make a man’s dick shrivel faster than a prune in the sun.

So it’s almost impossible to discern whether she has a shape or if she’s flatter than a surfboard…on both sides.

2.) 65% of them do NOT shave their armpits nor legs regularly.

I remember 7 years ago, chillin’ on a balcony of a night club, and the girl sitting next to me (an HB 9 on looks), literally had more hair on her legs than I do!! And I’m a hairy muthafucka!!

Thought she was the exception, but she’s actually the rule and the norm.

The MILFS and Cougars actually keep their shit up to par with hygiene and grooming. But the chics from ages 17-30: 75% of them are satisfied looking like teen-wolves for a good portion of the year SMFH!

Could be the reason why I mainly sarge and pick up girls over age 35 (in the islands).

If it’s 1 thing I noticed (via traveling and interacting): the Spanish-speaking islands are super keen on grooming (Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico & Belize). It’s solely in the English-speaking ones that the young girls are fucking regressive when it comes to grooming.

3.) They think it’s sexy to be fat and overweight!

It’s sought of a Caribbean cultural thing where Slim is equated to being poor and unhealthy. While being fat and heavy is a sign of good health, wealth and desirability.

This mentality actually goes back to the Victorian age of Britain(1830’s), where plump women were highly desired and preferred to slim ones. Being fat symbolizes healthy and higher social status.

But goddamn, this is 2012!!

Meet “My Representative”

When you meet someone,youre not only meeting 1 person-but an alter-ego.

When you meet someone,youre not only meeting 1 person-but an alter-ego.

Ever heard the saying,”When you first meet someone,you’re actually meeting a representative of their true self“?Of course you have!We’ve all heard that before.

And that’s why when meeting someone for the first time(at a bar,club,online,wherever),we should NOT take what they say at face-value.Frankly put:don’t fucking believe shit they say!!

And this realization is key for guys who are super susceptible to believe what women say at the inception of the chat[95% of men are suckers who believe what women say].

The only time a woman will show you her true self- is after you’d fucked her!Until then,you’ll be hablando with 1 of her quasi representative.

And it’s kinda common-sensical guys.Meeting people for the first time,it’s only instinctive that one would want to put their best foot forward to make a good impression of themselves.Only difference with women is that the stakes/social pressure is even higher for her to put on a greater impression.

Classic examples of when NOT to believe shit she says:

“I’ve only slept with 3 guys”

“I don’t have sex on the”

“I’m celibate”

“I’m great at sex”

“My biggest turnoffs are guys who always walk around in the Summer with their shirts off, acting like they’re God’s gift to women because they have a 6-pack.Such a turnoff”!

If all the above were said AFTER you had laid her:then cool-believe her!!!She’s most likely being truthful.

So guys,next time your chatting up that hot girl on POF and she says to you,“Oh really lol!!!I hate ppl who call me 20 times a day too”!!Beware,there’s a 90% chance she’s a 1st.class stalker who will actually ring your phone 100 times a day.

Listen to what she has to say for listening sake. But plow forward as though it went out the other ear.

The moment you start believing what a new girl says,you might as well take a front-row seat in masturbation-ville.

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