Hot Girls Suck In Bed!!

By demotivationalposters.org

It’s funny where one receives inspiration for blogging.I was watching an episode of MTV’s Jersey Shore,and my man Vinny said something that I’d held true for years:”Hot girls suck in bed“.

Why that may be?

I mean,generally the hotter the girl,the lazier the girl.I’ve also noticed that during my journey in pussy-land. Plus,spending 2 hours in the mirror doing your hair and make up doesn’t qualify as “Activity”.

Hot girls tend to wake up later than girls who aren’t that hot.Hot girls generally cannot- and do not cook,clean nor wash[I'm noticing this in retrospect].

The hotter the girl:greater the propensity for being spoiled and pampered by parents and AFC’s(men who put them on pedestals and worship the shit out of them).

A ‘not-so hot girl’,generally has to fend more for herself,since she has less chances of meeting men who will worship her daily,take her on shopping sprees and other weak-Beta male shit.

The Sexual Linkage

Just as the extremely hot girl(HB8-10) is lazy and lackadaisical in every other area of life[work,home,relationships,ect.]:same goes for the sack.

I’ve met massive amounts of hot girls who say that they don’t give blowjobs.

Despite the seduction-community’s mantra of “don’t believe anything women says“(which I’m in agreeance with BTW),I really do believe it when very hot girls say that they don’t give blowjobs.

Why should they?

The average guy usually dreams of the opportunity to shag a 10, and to show her that he can sexually gratify her:which entails she lying on her back like a lazy-entitlement whore and he’s eating her out.So she’s hardly ever pressured or cajoled to participate in sex.

When that hot girl does eventually come across an Alpha like I am,I’m left disappointed by the lazy-fucking performance on her part[SMH]!And her reluctance to give me a half-ass blowjob at least, and to vary the positions.

Less hotter girls(HB1′s upto 7.5′s)have greater propensity to perform their ass off and participate.

Any guy who doesn’t agree with this,he’s either a fucking virgin or hasn’t gotten laid since the 80′s LMAO.

So to test this theory,go bang a 10,then bang a 7,then be the judge of who’s the better fuck.You might begin to second guess the logics behind seducing 10′s opposed to 7′s.

‘Want To Know If He’s Cheating’?

I was just lying here in my apartment,gazing around,brainstorming some interesting topics I can blog about.

Now-I’m a man[DUH!],which means I’m NOT too inclined in keeping my bachelor pad in tip-top shape;pants thrown here,boxer-briefs tossed there,dirty Converse all-stars propped up on the old CPU,oily-pizza box from last week staring at me from under the bed[LMAO]…you know-typical male-mess.We tend do get slobby at times.Men who live alone can relate-right?

So I was dialoging with myself,”It’s the Holiday season,eventhough I’m anti-climactic about it,I’m expecting to pull some hot girls back to the pad.My GF and I are sought-of on a break[what's fucking new?],so I betta get this shit in order!

Like a city roach scrambling to take refuge when the lights come on-I did the same shit and scurried to get the pad in order, and some-what clean LOL.

As I’m cleaning,I said to myself,”Look at how easily I could’ve been busted if my girlfriend and I were still exclusive SMH”.

For the guys who aren’t in relationships,nor haven’t been in one recently,this may seem vague to you.I’ll explain a bit later.

It’s generally accepted,or at least in the seduction community,that women are 100 times more perceptive than us men.Women are fucking clairvoyant,which means they can pick up on shit lightning fast,while we men are slow as snails to pick up on things.Thus the social stigma that women are best at cheating(since they rarely get caught compared to men).Women can pick up on: when a guy likes her,when he’s trying to buy his way into her panties,when he’s nervous,etc.Women got that!!They are good at picking up on patterns.

Pertaining to patterns:men tend to get lazy after few months in a relationship, thus falling into a routine(which his GF notices):
*He no longer gets a haircut
*Farts around her
*Lets his guards down
*Lives like a slob
*Isn’t worried about cleaning his pad every single minute just because his girlfriend is coming over.

My point is,it’s common that people(mainly men)fall back into a lazy routine after ‘winning the so-called prize’(the girl).

During the course of my LTR,I settled into the pattern too LOL,”What the hell-that’s my girl!I’m not gonna hire a fucking maid nor become one, just ’cause she’s coming over!So what if the fridge is empty or the cat pissed on the floor:I’ll have her grab some snacks on the way over then clean up the cat mess when she gets here[shrug]“!

It’s normal to operate that way when dealing with your partner.You can relax,be lazy and not worry about impressions.

But do we operate that way when hoping to pull some new ass?Of course not LMAO!!!With the possibility of a new prospect coming over,if the guy has to search Craig’s list for a cat-sitter or bum some money off a buddy to stack his fridge,then he will do it by any friggin’ means!!!Can’t have your date come over and your dirty underwears are sprawling all over the couch,exposing her to your slobbery.

But this is where a lot of cheating guys go wrong.They break their patterns without reasons.This isn’t just related to domestic things as cleaning.This could be a guy who never goes to the gym.Then suddenly,he starts going to the gym often.Yes,he CAN truly want to lose 10 lbs.to gratify himself.But when sudden change of patterns and lifestyles occur,9-10 times,it signals infidelity or the thought of it.

If a guy only tidies his crib once a month,then starts doing it every week(without reason),then it’s crystal clear that he’s doing it for the purpose of picking up women[a new woman].Or appearing presentable to that woman.

People just don’t break patterns and routines for their spouses,partners nor someone they’re already familiar with(relatives,etc.).We generally break patterns to make an impression on people we are NOT familiar with.

Classic Example:My girlfriend used to hound me to fucking death about getting a haircut,cutting my Mohawk…did I do it?Hell no LOL!!!

*She harassed me about a jeans I wore which had a mini-hole in the crotch area.Did I stop wearing it?Lol of course I still wore that shit!

Now that it’s the Holiday season and I’m expecting to see a lot of girls in town from NYC[escaping the Winter to the islands],my GF and I are on a break(as usual-can’t get along),so picking up random hotties is a ‘MUST’.

You can bet a million bucks that I went to the barbershop yesterday!I can guarantee that I won’t be seen wearing those jeans with the hole in the crotch around possible prospects LOL!!!Essentially,my pattern and routine were broken due to possible prospects.

So if you really wanna know if your GF/BF is cheating or looking to cheat:pay attention to their patterns and lifestyle changes.Subtle things as NOT wearing a shirt that they always wore,tidying their apartment outside of their usual allotted time could be red flags.

Men tend to NOT be readily able to pick up on these subtleties(coming from their girlfriends).However women can spot these changes and break in patterns like friggin’ witchdoctors.Women truly have an innate ability to see through the bullshit.That’s why it’s harder for a man to cheat and get away with it.In the same token,that’s why it’s easier for a girl to cheat and get away with it.Men naturally don’t pick up on patterns.That’s why it’s hard for us to gauge whether a girl likes us or not.While a girl can tell within a blink of an eye that that guy wants to ravishing her.

So guys,if y’all plan on being cheating dogs,remember to not break patterns and routines unless you have plausible reasons.’Cause if you do:she will know it.

How does a girl earn drinks from me

Ok guys,if y’all haven’t read part 1 to this topic:click the link Here to check it out

When is it OK to buy her a drink?

As the title suggests;the girl whom you’re chatting up at the bar or club HAS to EARN it.

This is a classic concept in the pick-up community dubbed Rewarding her.

Listen clearly!The only time you should buy her a drink is if she’s worked for it,and you’re essentially REWARDING her.

Do not reward bad behavior!

How many times have we seen a guy chatting up a girl,and she’s clearly not interested(via body language),nor engaged in the chat[i.e.Bad Behavior],yet the he still initiates buying her a drink!

That is essentially rewarding her for bad behavior.Or for anti-social behavior.

Why would you reward someone who hasn’t done anything to deserve it!!?

Women are so used to being rewarded by Beta males when they don’t deserve it,that they virtually expect every guy to do the same.

We can all thank the Betas/nice guys for setting this awful trend(smfh).

Grounds for rewarding her

Ok,the reason guys chat up girls is to get laid(eventually).No secret in that.

Accordingly,whatever the girl does to facilitate the possible lay,or if she’s just enjoying the time y’all are spending.Feel free to reward her with a drink.

The fact that she’s been so receptive and reciprocative to you and the chat(opposed to being a first-class bitch),somewhere during the chat(15 minutes after),I may say to her:

“Hey Marcy,I’m gonna get ‘MYSELF’ a drink.Since you’ve been such a fucking rockstar,I’m gonna get you one too.Let’s go to the bar”!

The subtle beauty in what I said is this:

*I made it clear that ‘I’ was gonna buy ‘MYSELF’ a drink.And I’m in such a good mood that I’m considering getting you on.But I come first.

That is very fucking powerful guys!

It subcommunicates to the girl that “you’re more important than she is”[who's just a stranger].

As we already know,that mindset and frame is a crucial part of the alpha lifestyle.

And women LOVE alphas and men who are dominant and confident with a touch of asshole mixed in there lol.

What I stated to her is what separates real men from boys.

An alpha always puts himself before any random woman.

While betas/wussies put the woman first:aka pedestalling[which is a grave sin in the seduction community].

Women are attracted to dominance and high-valued men!Their panties get super friggin’ drenched by guys who display such behavior!

A guy CANNOT be high value, if he’s going around the club rewarding girls who haven’t invested anything into an interaction.

Women see such actions as weak,supplicative and sly!

So once the girl has invested in the conversation by actually talking for more than 15 minutes,she has essentially earned any good acts you’re willing to perform.

On the contrary,if you’re trying to social and converse with her,but she’s not responding,not talking much,being a bitch,being indifferent,not smiling,obviously not enjoying the time…Why the fuck would you even contemplate rewarding such bitchy behavior!?

And the sickening thing is:Most men would STILL reward her(or attempt to)by buying her a drink[LMFAO]!!!

It’s as if the guy say to himself,”you know what,she’s acting a bit frosty right now,so I’m gonna buy her a drink”.

Hoping that will activate her conversational motors.

Once a woman sees you’re rewarding her shitty behavior,she will take advantage(if she’s that kinda girl).

She will drink your ass out while pretending to be enjoying the chat,just to have your ass running back and forth to the bar like a damn waiter!

Then she’s gonna introduce you to her social group,and you’re gonna find yourself feeling compelled to buy drinks for her girlfriends too LMFAO!!!

Guys,we’ve all seen this shit play out every weekend at venues.

We’ve all probably been there and been that looser guy.

That guy rushing to the bar then returning to the set with 4 cocktails in hands:praying not to spill them.

That sought of behavior is WEAK and a turnoff to women.

And how ironic that 95% of men in clubs and bars act this way:committing such ridiculous social faux-pas.

So you never want to put yourself in a situation where the girl has you buying drinks for her girlfriends:which is quite common nowadays(smh).

That is why I appreciate the pick-up community and our insights so much.

The guru/head coach for RSD (Real Social Dynamics),Tyler Durden,once wrote an article years ago entitled “Secret Society”.

He went on as to say that,”Only 5% of men in the world get laid regularly.And in the club:only 5% of the men in the venue will actually get laid”.

The reality that guys are in the bars and clubs doing dumb shit ,like buying girls drinks when they haven’t earned it.I can picture now what TD meant by that.

Hard Truth In Closing:

Women are 100 times more socially savvy that us.

Women are 100 times more socially aware than us.

Women are 100 times more perceptive than us.

So if you’re scheming, plotting and contemplating buying drinks:Know that the girl knows the only reason you’re doing it is to buy your way into her pants.

Thus,she will either reject you now by turning down your drink proposal.

Or she will accept your drinks, use you all night as her drink-provider,then reject you later.

So we cannot blame women for being gold-diggers.We can only blame the men who readily offer them gold.

Once again,checc out this interesting article about buying drinks from a female’s perspective:imma buy you a drank

How I picked up the hottest girl at the club-who’s usually bitchy.

Hot girls are usually bitchy!Whether that stems from their insecurities or from the many guys they’ve rejected over the years:bitchiness & beauty usually goes hand in hand.

Ok,with that out the way,lets get to the action!!

Few years ago,after reading an online-seduction article on gaming hotter girls[cant remember by which dating coach],I was pumped as hell to try out some new stuff!I was flying solo that night(no wingman to fuck up my game).

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Ordered a cocktail,then headed to the dancefloor to survey some ass while tryna look as normal as possible(and not like an AFC/weird guy).

I usually dont go for the hottest chic in a venue[too much competition].But this time-instead of settling for an 8 or 9,a hot ass HB10 caught my eyes from the get-go!!!Not only my eyes;this chick had every guy’s attention at the Coast night club!

I mean it was mesmerizing the way she twirled and whined like an Indian- belly dancer.

All the average guys,naturals & players were hovering around this chick like fucking helicopters.Some tryna talk to her,others tryna dance with her,others asking her to let them buy her drinks(lmao).

Of course she shut them down like a true b***h would.

I’d typically be one of those rejectees[thanks to the underground-seduction community].

So I threw on my James Bond cool demeanor while I gave her “the eye”.

Not a gawking,deer in the headlights stare.But a dominant look with a sly stare & smile which exude,”Im not like those other chumps”.

I mean,we spoke to each other via body language & eye contact.Not a word said,but our bodies were in tuned.It’s divine;cant put it in words but I just felt it.

At this point,I body rock out(turn my back towards her).We were about 15 yards apart;a technique I’d learned from reading materials by Mystery aka Erik Von Markovik[the God of pick-up].

While all the guys were facing her,I was the only one slightly turned away.That shit must’ve made her insecurity alarms go off(questioning her beauty),”why isnt he paying me any attention,am I not pretty enough,is he not attracted-why not”?

That’s what usually runs through the minds of high-maintenance types, when they’re not given the attention they think they deserved,they then question themselves.

Sure,she had all the attention a girl could ask for(from about 20 men in her circumfrence),but those men weren’t challenging.They indicated their interests way too soon,thus disqualifying themselves before the game began.

I was “the only” challenge she had.

She eventually got jaded and tired of all the attention,so she exited the dancefloor and went to look over the railings into the bay[the club overlooks a bay since it was on the island's coast line].

So I made my way over to her(from the side,so I didn’t startle her by coming up directly behind her like a creep)…

And I said these magical words to her “I can dance way better than you“,then walked off right away[slowly,confidently and cocky].

Now you may ask,”what was so magical about that line”?But the magic wasnt in the line(words),but the audacity to go up to the hottest girl in the club and say something bold with a cool-sly smile.

She expected me to throw some cheesy-ass pick up line,compliment or offer to buy her a drink like 95% of guys would.But I flipped the script with a C&F line[pick up slang for something ballsy and challenging],which totally fucked up her mental circuitry.

And to top it off-I walked off instead of staying there like a needy-guy(subcommunicating that I was lonely and wanted to chat).So I walked away slowly to the nearest bar in the venue where she would be able to see where I went.

Now remember,Im following a script here:according to the pick-up article I’d read a week prior to this,if done right(the take aways,body language,etc.),she would track me down to continue the chat.

All I had to do from then on was to not get lost in the crowd where she couldn’t see me.

Still skeptical of this working(she following me and tracking me down),I ordered another Malibu & pj and got sidetracked by 1 of the TV’s in a lounge area.Then I felt a tap on my shoulder-which scared the shit out of me(lol)!Turned around,and it was the HB10-Hot Girl.

At this point,Im paralyzed with anxiety not knowing what to say since I didnt expect she’d actually come over to me lol!

So she leaned in animatedly and yelled,”why do you think you can dance better than me”?

I cant remember what I said aftrewards but 10 minutes later,we were making out heavy in a secluded area of the club.I end up taking her back to my expensive hotel,but had no fuckin condom so didnt get to lay her[fuck]!!!

All that heavy making out for shit!

Had to settle for some oral play(lol).This girl was actually my first squirter BTW.That shit was crazy lmao.

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BREAKDOWN:

Ok guys,that approach may not work for everyone nor on any girl,but it’s a very powerful technique for seducing in clubs or bars or any night venues.

Frankly,it’d work better in bars where the music isnt that loud and it isnt over crowded.

And it’s not the words,it’s the balls to not supplicate and suck up to a 10 just because she’s hot.

Having the balls to walk away,knowing and believing that she’ll pursue you(eventhough I didnt believe it at first).

And she didnt have to re-open me;I had the solid option to go back up to her later on,knowing she was already attracted and open since our dancefloor flirting.

For a great article on ‘Club Game’,check out my man Fade PUA’s ,”How to get a girl from the club”.It breaks down 3 crucial elements to a better time at gaming and pulling girls in night clubs.

Yours truely:socialKenny signing off till later.