Letter to a girl[from the heart]

I was just rummaging through some junk I had thrown under my bed[old cassettes,sneakers,documents...].Through the midst of cobwebs and dirty socks which probably have been there for years now lmao,lo and friggin’ behold:a letter to a girl.

Disclaimer:This letter is bound to make every guy in the ‘Manosphere’ cring!The most cheesiest of men/Beta Males will undoubtedly feel a rush of anger towards me.I might be deposed and banned from the pick-up community(despite this letter being some years old,before I fully learned ‘Game’).I was still pretty much a newbie to seducing women.So please forgive me dear Gods of Pick-Up,for I have sinned gravely by way of the following scribe.

Female readers, on the other hand ,may feel their warm hearts flutter as they read the letter.

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Background:

In 2006,I was pretty much still under the poisonous- false notion that the only way to a woman’s heart or vagina is via:sweet words,flattery,romance and heart-felt letters.

I was always great with words and diction(since I loved poetry as a kid coming up).I’d make Shakespeare’s ass look like a fucking amateur-hour poet at the Apollo LMAO!

Anywho,my buddy Unit had hooked me up with a mutual friend of his:her name is Kim.We met up,got acquainted,hung out for a day,she went back to her town…So I decided it was time to let it all hang out the only way I knew how:through a heart-felt letter.

This was about a week after meeting[One-tis is a MOFO lmao].I mailed her the letter and kept a rough draft for myself.Ok-here it goes verbatim,word for word(no edits,no cuts).

“What’s up Kim?I’m writing this letter from the heart,and I want you to study it and think about what I was saying on the phone.Words alone can’t express how I feel about you,but for starters,I want to let you know that I love you,and I’ve fallen in love with you from the first time I laid eyes on you Kim.I fell in love with your beauty,and I was surprised that ****** actually hooked me up with a young girl as pretty as you.I felt below your standards.I couldn’t see us together because your beauty and good looks were too much for me to handle at the time.Baby,I love you everything about you;especially that bright smile you had that seems to melt my heart.Most of all is your inner beauty that attracts me to death.You are sweet and have the charms of a little baby(total innocence),and when I’m with you,you make me feel special to know that I have a special girl in you Kim.I love you and mean it.Don’t let hating-ass niggaz ruin what we had,should have and will have”.

Wow!That was fucking painful!I can’t believe I wrote that as I retrospect SMDH.I barely knew the girl but for a week and change and only met her once.But that was my MO.That was vintage Kenny with every girl I met prior to 2006 lmao!I thought that was the way to go in order to build a relationship with a girl-or frankly just to get some coochie.I felt that I had to go R&B and Poetry.

95% of women reading this may say to themselves:”That was lovely!I wish I fount a man like that who was so expressive and genuine”.But let’s see how it plays out with Kim and I.

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Story Continues:

She got the letter,exclaimed how much she loved it and showed her friends…

A month later(following more mushy/Beta stuff from me),we officially went ‘Exclusive’.We were dating.She became my GF.We were in a relationship[talk about rush].

My friend Unit and I rented a house for the 4 of us to stay as roomies[my GF and I,and Unit and his GF].So we were 2 best-friends couples.Unit and I were besfriends.Kim and Unit’s GF were besties.Couldn’t get any better than that lol.

Within a week of lodging together:guess what happened?She ran out on me lmao.Nah just kidding.Read on!

I walked in from work one day(at 5 pm) and caught her fucking another guy in OUR bed!Yep-she cheated in the worst way!Red fucking handed before sunset.This chic was brazen and bare-faced since she knew that I usually come home at 5 SMH!So she showed that she didn’t care nor value our relationship in the worst way.

But Ultimately-I’m the one to be blamed.I rushed things.I fell for a stranger.I was playing the romance card when she was just out for a fuck and good time.

Irony is:Kim and I are cool as hell to this day lmao.She hated the old me(in 2006)who was romancing her and simping(as Reema would say).Ever since learning pick up and becoming a real man/badass who frowns upon seducing women via romance,Kim has been chasing me down for the past few years lmao.Trying to seduce me,buy me,lure me…I mean-we’re mad cool though lol!I had hung out with her 3 times since,but I wasn’t into her at all.

Do I blame Kim?Then-yes.Now?Hell NO!!Any girl would have cheated eventually after being with a doormat,a wuss/nice guy!

For all I know,she’s probably reading this since we’re Facebook friends and she sees all my blog posts.We talk on the phone every other week so there’s no ill feelings on my part.

So,for every guy checking out this post,learn this lesson at least:Women do NOT like nice guys!Women do NOT appreciate nice guys nor nice gestures when done PREMATURELY!

Pop,Rock & R’n'B turn men into pussies!!!

I don’t believe that this revelation is anything grand and novel.It’s no secret that the above music genres cater to women’s whims,fantasies and desires:thus excluding the men and what we want and expect from women.

I love R&B by the way:the 90′s stuff from R.Kelly,Joe,Ginuwine,Jodeci,etc.However,such music has managed to turn men into tricks,losers,BETAS,doormats,supplicators and bitches.How?By giving men the WRONG idea of how to show interest in women.

Classic theme of R&B:

*Tells men to reward women for anything.
*Tells men to reward women eventhough she’s been a complete bitch.
*Tells men that women are always right.
*Women must be pampered and spoiled to death.
*Buy her jewelry and nice things to show her that you care or love her(eventhough she’s not your GF). *Spend on her royally in order to show her that you want her.
*Take it slow as possible.

All the above beta suggestions will not get you anywhere with women!I fucking learned that the hard way!But men still are convinced that that’s the way to go in order to get the girl.You must go Pop-Culture.

Top 4 most beta/pussy lyrics excepts from 4 of my favorite R&B songs(these lyrics make me cringe as I reflect with an Alpha’s mindset):

Artist:Joe

Song:All the things

Lyrics…“treat you like something precious as gold.I’m ready to do all the things your man won’t do.I’ll give the world to make you mines”.

Translation:You should pedestal the fuck out of this chic who you’re trying to court[obviously hadn't banged her yet].Her man won’t pedestal her so you’re to come in a promise to anything for her.You should do anything for her to make her yours[including spending,shopping sprees,dropping all other prospects].

Artist:Jagged Edge

Song:He can’t love you

Lyrics…“can’t believe I let you leave.I’m half way going crazy.He can’t do for you like I can”.

Translation:Despite she being wrong,you should beg her not to leave or break up since she’s so precious.You should compete for her to prove to her that you really want her.

Artist:Dru Hill

Song:In my bed

Lyrics:…”Somebody’s sleeping in my bed and it’s messing up my head[his girl is cheating].I gave you money,and every little thing that you need.I gave you the world cause you were my girl…”

Translation:You should do anything and everything for you girlfriend.Then when she does cheat out of ingratitude and feeling privileged,spoiled and bored,you should throw it in her face that you spent money on her like crazy[in hopes she would feel sorry and take you back,despite she being the cheater].

Artist:Sammie

Song:Crazy things I do for love

Lyrics:…”I’ll put you in the flyest gear making sure you tight.Money ain’t a thing:only if you promise not to game.Kiss me girl and I’ll spend every dollar in my name…”

Translation:Buy buy buy and fucking buy!Buy this strange girl you’d just picked up fine things(high-priced dinners,shoes,etc).Money is no object so she can use you like an ATM.

Synopsis

*The common theme of all the above lyrics was this:Treat women like spoiled fucking kids,entitled to the world in order to get her.

*If she cheats…Fuck it-beg her to stay anyway(since it’s never her fault)!

*The key to a woman’s heart,pussy and a relationship with her is via ‘SPENDING’($$$).Show that you can spend more than the other guy who might be trying to get her by outspending you LMAO.

*Buy her gifts and shit although you don’t know her from Adam.Just put her on a grand pedestal bro’!

Now,for the readers who might be saying,”but men don’t take advice from what they listen on TV,radio and the media”.Bullshit!Of course we do!The #1 dating advisor to men and women is music.Hands fucking down!

Before I got into the pick-up community,R&B music was what advised me on how to get women.Irony was:I never got women from following the advice lmao! I used to spend on women like fucking crazy:shoes,flowers,Teddy bears and chocolate for Valentines…The women would take the gifts but end up fucking Joe Blow who never bought her shit lmao. Was I the only male victim of this massive-social scammery via love music which caters to women?Hell no!Most of my friends(who are AFC’s and Beta’s),their impression of getting women is via ‘Spending,Expensive Dates,Love Poems and Sending her texts messages saying:”you’re the light of my soul.I would go through hell for your love”. No wonder they don’t get laid thus reverting to banging hookers at brothels on weekends lol.

Love songs from every genre:Pop,Rock and R&B need to be eradicated in order for men to start being Alphas and real men. Hopefully that would be a new New Years resolution for us men:to stop catering to women while putting our own needs and wants on the back burner.

Nothing is essentially wrong with listening to beta-male music.Just as long as you don’t take their advice as literal and a guideline to getting and keeping the girl.

Chubby celebrities I’d do in a heartbeat

Well-it’s no secret that chunky rules,and that 80% of the women in the western world is over weight[might be bogus figures]…so what a black man to do when the option pool is so limited!!?

Ok,let’s get the proverbial ball rolling:

Yep!The princess of…what does she sing again?Anyway:Jessica Simpson!

Something about this chubby version of her that sets my libido skyrocketing lol!She can get the business!

Ok,next on my “would-do list”…

Jennifer Hudson-the R&B sensation.

Honestly,I’m not a fan of her music[couldn't name a song by her].But she’s SEXY as hell though!!!Last I heard and seen,she lost a lot of weight via some popular dieting program.Nevertheless,I’d rather go to bone-town with the chunkier version(as in the pic’ above).

What would life be like without lusting after a Kardashian!!!?
Contrary to popular belief-I find Chloé to be the sexiest and most bang-worthy of the sisters[LOL].I know the average guy is probably calling me fucking nuts right now but whateva man!!!She can get it on a rainy day.

Ok next!!!

[SMDH]Ok-for the record…I hate this chicc!And I mean hate with a capital friggin H!Her attitude and personality stinks like shit.Rather worst:that annoying souther accent she has(no diss to my Down South peoples).

Anyway,I don’t even know her real name-nor do I care to know it,so I’m calling her Nini(her on-screen pseudonym).Heard she was on the “Celebrity Apprentice” a while back.In spite of her shitty attitude:she would get taken to task!

Ok let’s get a drum roll for this one…………

Jersey Shore’s own sloppy duo:Deena & Snooks!
Mike the Sitch is my man,but are Denna & Snookie really that HUGE that he’d call them Sloppapotamus(synonymous with hippopotamus)?
Anywho,if I was the type of dude who dreams about ménage tois and 3-somes,which chubby chicas would be best to invite than these two!!!?

Ok,the grandaddy of em all[or grandmammy]….The queen of day-time TV.The only person in the world who’s admired by woman more than Jesus(lol)…

Yep!”The” Oprah Winfrey!

For the guys in the pick-up community who didn’t know this:I’m a HUGE MILF-HUNTER!

I never seen pics’ of “O” when she was much younger,but I heard she was HUMONGOUS HUGE!It seems like she generally fluctuates though.One minute she’s this size.Next she’s another…
She can definitely get it though.Has nothing to do with her riches.I’m not a gold-digger LMAO!