Hot Girls Suck In Bed!!

By demotivationalposters.org

It’s funny where one receives inspiration for blogging.I was watching an episode of MTV’s Jersey Shore,and my man Vinny said something that I’d held true for years:”Hot girls suck in bed“.

Why that may be?

I mean,generally the hotter the girl,the lazier the girl.I’ve also noticed that during my journey in pussy-land. Plus,spending 2 hours in the mirror doing your hair and make up doesn’t qualify as “Activity”.

Hot girls tend to wake up later than girls who aren’t that hot.Hot girls generally cannot- and do not cook,clean nor wash[I'm noticing this in retrospect].

The hotter the girl:greater the propensity for being spoiled and pampered by parents and AFC’s(men who put them on pedestals and worship the shit out of them).

A ‘not-so hot girl’,generally has to fend more for herself,since she has less chances of meeting men who will worship her daily,take her on shopping sprees and other weak-Beta male shit.

The Sexual Linkage

Just as the extremely hot girl(HB8-10) is lazy and lackadaisical in every other area of life[work,home,relationships,ect.]:same goes for the sack.

I’ve met massive amounts of hot girls who say that they don’t give blowjobs.

Despite the seduction-community’s mantra of “don’t believe anything women says“(which I’m in agreeance with BTW),I really do believe it when very hot girls say that they don’t give blowjobs.

Why should they?

The average guy usually dreams of the opportunity to shag a 10, and to show her that he can sexually gratify her:which entails she lying on her back like a lazy-entitlement whore and he’s eating her out.So she’s hardly ever pressured or cajoled to participate in sex.

When that hot girl does eventually come across an Alpha like I am,I’m left disappointed by the lazy-fucking performance on her part[SMH]!And her reluctance to give me a half-ass blowjob at least, and to vary the positions.

Less hotter girls(HB1′s upto 7.5′s)have greater propensity to perform their ass off and participate.

Any guy who doesn’t agree with this,he’s either a fucking virgin or hasn’t gotten laid since the 80′s LMAO.

So to test this theory,go bang a 10,then bang a 7,then be the judge of who’s the better fuck.You might begin to second guess the logics behind seducing 10′s opposed to 7′s.

The “G-Spot” Myth

I don’t typically blog about sex and its amenities.In fact,this is my first “Sex” post.Thanks to a good humor-filled cunnilingus post I read from Black-Men Uncensored ,I got inspired to write about The G-Spot.

Those who never heard of the G-Spot-go do a fucking Google search and get up to speed PLZ!!it’s 2012,and to not hear about the G-Spot is like a Guido who never heard of The Jersey Shore.

This post isn’t asking,”does the G-Spot exists“?It does exist!It’s a spongy area the size of a penny situated on the top wall of the coochie(assuming the chic is lying on her back).I’ve played with many of G-Spots:so I know it’s real LOL.

My question is,”does it actually stimulates the woman and brings her to an out-of the world orgasmic experience?Hell fucking No!!

Many sexologists say that the G-Spot,when stimulated(by fingers or dick),actually makes a woman cum and orgasm more powerfully than clitoral stimulation.

Bullshit again!!!

I’ve been stimulating G-Spots over the past 9 years,from slim girls,fatties,400 pounders,black girls,Latinas,Albinos…and I’m yet to get a fucking reaction out of the girl that says stimulating her G-Spot works.

In fact-I’ve had girls tell me to stop rubbing the G-Spot(which 99% of girls don’t even know exists nor where in the vagina it is).Not because it feels so GREAT,but because it’s uncomfortable and feels weird and hurts(according to chics I’ve banged).

I’ve never yet to this day had a girl react positively to me rubbing her G-Spot-let alone cum from it SMDH.

For the muthafuckers who may say,”Socialkenny,you’re rubbing it too hard”.

Bullshit!!

I vary the pace,pressure and all.I rub it very light,light,hard,very hard,slowly,gently,fast…Nothing works LMAO.

So from those experiences,I’m going out on a limb to say that “the G-Spot is a myth!!

Not its existence.But the claims by sexologists that a girl can cum from G-Spot stimulation.Or that the G-Spot has some sort of divine power which sends women to the moon via intense orgasm.

Until I hear it from various women out there that they have orgasmed from G-Spot stimulation:I’ll be sticking to my guns on this one,That the G-Spot is a crock of shit Myth!!

We need to get this on an episode of Showtime’s Penn & Teller Bullshit,or Myth Busters.

The “Occupy Valentine’s Day” Movement.

Fellow-Manosphere blogger, The Private Man,had actually gotten the ball rolling first with his post[Occupy Valentines Day].So it’s only right that I perpetuate the message.

So-we’ve had “Occupy Wall Street,Occupy Seattle,Occupy Oakland,Occupy Main,Occupy SOPA(those MOFOs who’re trying to censor the net)…we’ve had all kinds of “occupy movements” as of late.But the Manosphere & The Pick-Up Community are revving this shit up a notch LMAO!!

Betas; move the fuck over to the side!!

Men with “Game”,and pick-up artists,are quite friggin’ disgusted that it’s 2012,and there are still men out there(or wannabe-men)looking forward to Valentine’s Day with hearts,chocolates and roses on their agendas[SMDH].

Please do us real men a favor and Kill ya’llselves!!Ok,that might’ve been a tad drastic:well-slap ya’llselves then!!

Beta-Males have been fucking it up for Alpha-Males way too long.I’ll be damned if my GF approaches me expecting new lingeries,matching bra-panties,an expensive box of chocolates,roses…and to top it off:a romantic night on the town[NOOOO!!!!]!

*Let me make this clear:There’s nothing wrong with treating your woman/GF/wife to nice things(if she’s deserving).

The problem comes in where you have PUSSIES,BETAS,SIMPS,TRICKS,and NICE-GUYS buying girls shit for Valentine’s,when they haven’t even sampled the “ pink flesh” as yet LMAO!

We real men(Alpha’s),have to get serious, to start setting a new policy when it comes to what we SHOULD and should NOT do for Valentine’s.

If the Betas and wussy-nice guys won’t get on board:let’s throw them all in the fucking river to drown!!!

Any guy who spends a red centavo[this Valentine's] on a chic whom he hasn’t banged yet:he should be castrated and burned at the stake for committing treason against the United Manosphere.

Viva el Alpha male!!

Death to St.Valentine and his money-making day!

Fuck Cupid up the ass with the bow and arrow!

Have the gall and balls to occupy Valentine’s Day guys!Get the hell off the couch,put down that bag of potato chips,call your buddies and inform them of the lock-out!Grab your banners and placards,head to your nearest town square,mall or Victoria Secret,and let’s chant:”We Won’t Spend!!We Won’t Spend!!We Won’t Spend!!!

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Or dial 1-800 Alphamen.

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BTW,my fellow pick-up artist from Seaside Heights(Jersey Shore), Jersey Boy PUA ,writes a lot about romance with an alpha touch[doesn't know if he still updates his blog though].

Jersey Boy PUA making it happen.

Jersey Boy PUA at PUA Summit.

My 2012 Pledge & Manifesto

If this ugly world of ours doesn’t blow,or life as we know it isn’t drastically altered to where we’ll be dwelling in a fucking post-WWII-type sphere,this will be my pledge for 2012 on into 2013[fingers crossed LOL].

*I pledge to become a better boyfriend to my on & off MILF GF[although she does shit to intentionally drive me off the cliff...but she's a woman,so it's understandable].

*I will do my DAMN best to refrain from flirting with every chick in the club.Also to put an end to my sleazy-bar tactics:like smacking girls on their asses just because I know they secretly love an audacious bastard like I am[sure beats the hell out of Joe Blow approaching her talking about the weather or which school she attended] SMH!

*And I pledge from the deepest depths of my dirty heart, that if another half- inebriated/drunk hot chic throws herself all over me like a Jersey Shore slopapatamous[thanks for that one Sitch],I will activate every once of my moral fiber to not take her home and bang her like a caveman with no regards for her sanity at the moment.

*As much as it pains me to say:I know I’ve been extra critical of grossly over-weight females,giving them all sorts of degrading titles like Fat,Big,Chubby,BBW’s…I need to realize that a 300lb.girl was perhaps born that way,opposed to eating herself into obesity and an early grave[lthough I honestly know that's bullshit].But I promise to lighten up on the fat-girl jihad.

*I pledge that I will NOT become a hypocrite, like the former-Republican House-Speaker, Newt Gingrich:banging women on the side while castigating Bill Clinton for doing the same thing SMH.

*Last but damn-sure not least:If my GF does dump me for being a slacker,jerkoff and a bar-hopping prick,I promise to not take vengeance by doing something real flubbed up and immoral[to some]- like sleeping with 1 of her hotter friends[not that I have LMAO].

All in all:I’m just tryna strive to be a better man in 2012.Push comes to shove-I may go out with a f-ing bang if the Mayan’s artifacts prove to be factual lol.If that be the case:this manifesto will be tossed out the window[fingers crossed].

TV Match-Makers Give Shitty-Dating Advice

Commercial match-makers

It’s no secret that women give the worst dating advice in the world.Well actually-it is an anomaly,since everyone would assume that a woman would be most qualified to give dating tips on how to seduce a woman.But that’s a story for another time[women being shitty at seduction tips].

Don’t ask me why,but I’m addicted to watching those bullshit-ass “Match Maker” shows on cable,like Patti Stanger’s Millionaire Match Maker(on Bravo),and Steve Ward’s Tough Love(on VH1).

How many of these AFC’ish reality shows do they have on TV anyway!!!?

Just last week,I found out about another one called “Why am I still single”?The match-maker in this one is named Siggy Flicker- another female.

I like their no-nonsense approach to critiquing their clients on style,fashion and such.But in general,their advice to men is fucking horrible!Advocating pedestaling the women!What!!!

I watched an episode where Siggy scold 1 of her male clients for flirting on the date!In this regard,I love Patti,’cause she’s always encouraging the guys to k-close the girl and actually KINO lol.

But in most case,they advocate playing it safe,pedestaling and chivalry to the max[SMDH].Better off taking advice from watching Sitch & them on Jersey Shore bang hotties.’Cause it’s not in the guy’s interest to wine and dine some random chic on the first date,then play it safe and hope that she’d want to see you again:only for you to do the same pedestaling shit AGAIN!

Rather than advising guys to keep it light and crawl first,they’re prodding them to act all LTR on day 2′s(smh).Taking advice from commercial match-makers would have guys turn into true wussbags & doormats.

Traits of the feminist

Feminism seems to be the hottest topic among the male-bloggersphere,so I felt a need to chime in(again).

Dozens of the guys on my Facebook page have been asking me (via inbox),”What are feminists”?

So I’m just gonna give a quick rundown of the 10 most common traits and beliefs of the feminist(in no special order):

1.She thinks all men are dogs.

2.She has no men in her life,or she doesn’t want any.

3.Labels all men deadbeats and cheaters.

4.Thinks sex is taboo or forbidden(eventhough she may be banging guys on the low).

5.She doesn’t watch reality shows like:Jersey Shore or Bad Girls Club.She says they are degrading to all women.

6.She doesn’t,or can’t get laid,thus decides to isolate herself from men or socials.

7.She’s generally considered unattractive/fat or undesired to most men.

8.She doesn’t take shit from men:be it humor/joking.

9.Talks shit about men all day(never anything nice)

10.Enjoys being a single mom,and prevents the father of her child from being in his-her life.

Now I’m not saying that every chicc who displays these traits and beliefs is a feminist…But women who do proclaim to be feminists,or neo-celibate,generally have those beliefs.

The Privateman actually wrote a good,detailed article on feminism.Check it out here:Why feminists hate us.

FIAT 500;the ugliest car ever made!

Hands down-I’ve never seen a car more worthy of being driven off a cliff at 100 MPH:with the driver strapped down in it for making such a purchase!

After doing some Google research,I fount out it was Italian made[go figure-SMH].They seem pretty damn popular in Italy though.The last season of MTV’s Jersey Shore(shot in Italy),I seen a shit load of FIAT’s sound the place.

I don’t know what it is,but western Europe loves manufacturing shitty-looking cars.

The FIAT is like a cross-bred hybrid between Steve Urkel’s buggy and a Dodge Neon.

Picture a dude tryna pick up chiccs in that LMAO!

I don’t know:maybe it’s possible in Italy to pull some ass via FIAT.But I cant see a guy in the western world getting any play by tryna impress women with it[though having game eliminates this].

It’s probably a chicc-car anyway since it’s so compact.

I seen J-Lo promoting it hard in a few commercials lately.Doesn’t hurt the eye that much once its’ pimped-out.

But plain Janing it would be a fucking eye-sore!

Why you shouldn’t buy girls drinks!

Hey fellas,another really interesting post which correlates with bar/club game.

Very informative for guys who enjoy going out and having fun in the nightlife.

First off,let’s address the EXCEPTIONS to buying her drinks:

Exceptional Cases

*You already know her,i.e.she’s a relative,former fuck buddy(ex-girlfriend),acquaintant,etc.

*She’s a girl in whom you’re not gaming nor trying to seduce.

*She’s a part of your social circle:which entails the above 2 exceptions.You’re not gaming her(for whatever reason)but she might’ve gone to the club with y’all.

Why is it OK to buy drink(s) for such girls in the above 3 exceptional cases?

SIMPLE!

You’re not expecting anything from them(sexual nor physical).So feel free to get your P.Diddy on and buy the whole damn bar out LMAO!!

Those girls won’t be psycho analyzing you and your intentions,saying to themselves,”Why is he buying me drinks?Is he tryna buy me?Does he think I’m that easy?He might have bad intentions.I gotta be cautious with this muthafucka”!

So it’s all good buying drinks for girls with whom you’re already acquainted,since you’re not trying to pick them up.Therefore,they won’t question your actions of ulterior motives.

The girls you should NOT buy drinks for

This is polar opposite to the girls you MAY buy drinks for.

Simply put…Do not buy drinks for girls you’re trying to pick up!

SIMPLE!

Unless she’s earned it!

So that fine-ass lass, looking all bored and lonely hovering at the bar, whom you’ve been eyeing all night – “Do not open her up by offering to buy her a drink!

Do not approach her trying to break the ice with,”May I get you a drink”?

1 of 3 things will happen:

A.)She will say, “yea-sure“!Then drink you out for the whole fucking night while pretending to be into you.

Note:She isn’t to be blamed for accepting the drink(s).Your dumb ass should be blamed for buying the drink(s)!

B.)She will say,”Yea-sure”!Get the drink,come up with some clever/bullshit excuse for coming back,”I’m gonna use the restroom for a sec.”.Then she never returns:leaving you like an asshole frozen in time in the middle of the club,while she dodges you all night and tell her friends how much of an looser you are,who thought he could buy buy his way into her ripped jeans!!!

C.)She will just say,”No thanks“.

Note:She would be wise to say no since she doesn’t know you.For all she knows,you’re some creepy fucking stalker looking to date rape her by slipping one in her Mimosa.

So it’s a much safer bet to NOT approach her at all with “buying her a drink line”.

Save you time,cash and esteem.

Sooooooo,what should I do instead?

Do what you’d normally do as an opener.But exclude the ‘drink proposition’.

If she’s earned it(down the line)-feel free to splurge a bit.

It’s that simple!!!

There’s not a worst feeling in the world to a girl,than when a guy subcommunicates his intentions through a drink.

And let’s keep it real guys!How many times had you bought her a drink and saying to yourself,”I hope this bitch gets hammered and pissy drunk and ends up coming home with me”!

If not that exact line,some variation of it.

So to avoid the social stigmas of being a Date-Rapist,Creepy Guy,Charming Guy who makes her weirded out by doing kind acts,just don’t buy her a drink at all(or as yet)!

The insane irony is-“95% of girls WON’T even ask the guy to buy her a drink lol!

So it kills the shit out of me that guys would even suggest buying drinks,as if it’s a prerequisite to convo!!!

Girls with at LEAST an ounce of class or a tinge of dignity ,would feel low and cheap asking a random guy to buy her a drink.

Even the lowest of girls on the social totem pole,would have enough social value to refrain from begging drinks from strange guys at a bar,whom she’s only known for 5 minutes (via chat).

So if the girl herself won’t ask;then guys…WTF are you doing buying!!?

What I’ve witnesses:

I’ve been clubbing hard-non stop for the past 9 years,as if I were a coked-up version of some fist-pumping Guido from the Jersey Shore!

The MOST common theme I see play out[a painful theme at that],is guys buying fucking drinks for random girls(when they haven’t earned it)!!!

Then at the end of the night,they’re going home with whom they came:their buddies or by themselves.

So ultimately,trying to get the girl drunk by feeding her drinks after drinks didn’t pay off.

In Closing:

There are exceptions to every rule in life and between the sexes.

Sure,it does happen where buying drinks may pay off and result in a lay.

But how often?

1 in 10 cases?

For reference sake,let’s say there’s a nightclub:we’ll call it Club X.

Perfect ratio of dicks to vaginas:300 dudes,300 chicks.

Knowing how scared and socially inept men are(compared to women),let’s assume 100 of those men have enough cravats to approach women in Club X.

It’d be rational(from trend)to surmise that 80 of those men would offer to buy drink(s) for the girls they’d approached and chat up.

60 of those girls are crazy,thirsty or broke enough to accept drinks from the random guys.

Now,the 60 out of 300 girls at Club X who’d accepted drinks,how many of them do you think actually go home with the guys who bought them drinks?

Don’t fucking lie guys!I know we’ve all been there so it’s painful to admit.

Any rational guy would assume that not even 5 of those 60 girls,who accepted drinks,actually got laid afterwards by the dreaded Drink-Buyers.

So that’s a WHOPPING 5 out of 300 girls who may actually go home with the drink buyers!

Im no Einstein,but that’s fucking 6%!!!

Only 6% of girls at the club ‘MAY’ go home with a random guy who’d bought her drinks!

And remember,I’m not talking about girls you might’ve known prior nor a girl you’re on a date with.I’m talking about RANDOM strangers who you’d cold approach in the club.

So the lesson here guys is:Don’t buy her drinks unless she’s earned it.

I keep parenthesizing “unless she’s earned it”.

Click the following link to read part 2/continuation to this article,of the 1 TRUE exception to buying a random girl a drink:How does a girl earn drinks from me

And check out this interesting article on drink buying from a female’s perspective.You’ll be surprised guys.Nice article Jamie imma buy you a drank .