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Which Is More Important To You:A Hot Body Or Cute Face?
Face or Body?
Anywho,I came across some ridiculously- cute faces[HB8's-10's] that’d make the Average-Frustrated Chump pop an instant boner,grab a tube of Vaseline and start wacking off. To the contrary: seen quite a few busted faces that’d send a dick nose diving. Which made me wonder if I was in a drunken stupor when I actually added these chics or sent a friend request[shit happens LMBAO]. Tryna find a method to this madness,I noticed a strange trend developing with the girls in my online- social network;I chose hot bodies over cute faces[more times than not]. This actually transcends into my personal life when I’m out sarging in the streets picking up girls.I have a propensity to chose a nice ass,boobs and legs over a cute face,nice smile,eyes and lips. Now as I think about it,even as I go through the contacts in my crappy iPhone,my POF dating profile,Facebook,Twitter…75% of the girls are LESS cute in the face,but have a sexier body[whatever sexier means to me]. The girls that are extremely cute in the face,have un-attractive bodies. I mean,even when I’m out on the town or shopping somewhere: if a semi-cute girl walks my direction,I’m inclined to look below the neck to see what she’s working with.And usually- her body is off the fucking chain!!!!!She either has nicer boobs,nicer ass,sexier legs [LMAO],which would cajole me to stop her and seduce her!!! Same scenario,but if an EXTREMELY- cute girl was walking my way,but her tits were too small,not bouncy like basketballs,her legs weren’t that shapely,her hips and ass weren’t to my liking…I would totally keep walking without an inclination to stop her!!! So I’m virtually attracted to a hotter body[tits,ass,hips,legs] than a cute face.Faces don’t turn me on much[just 15% out of the overall attraction in my book]. I find that most guys are to the contrary: they prefer a cute face,eventhough the girl has a LESS sexy body. Does this mean I’m a lover of ugly women SMDH?
Flake Detox
As part of my Flake- Anonymous treatment,I’m deleting every flake’s # from my iPhone and Blackberrys’ contact lists.
We all(both dudes & dudettes)have residual #’s remaining in our phones which are serving no purpose at all(besides taking up space).In my case,I have about 20 such contacts.
But really though,why keep flakes in your phone?In my experience,once a flake:always a flake(90% of the time).Apart from the obligatory flake(she gets nervous,have doubt,2nd.thoughts,emergencies,bad-hair day,etc.),once a chic flakes 3 times:that should be it!
No flakes in 2012
It’s kind of nonsensical to dismiss a chic after flaking just once.It should be expected that a girl will flake(whether she likes you or not).In fact,the more she likes you,the higher the chances of her flaking initially.
So the serial-flakers should be deleted[those who flaked more than 3 times].
And as part of my Flake Detox,they will be deleted Pronto!!2012 is the year of “No Flakes”.
Bar-Girl Field Report Broken Down
It’s 1 A.M.(Saturday morning),just strolling in from my grandma’s.Had few Coors Lights so I’m a bit tipsy as I scribe this report[excuse the slurs].
*Outside the bar,spotted a sexy 8 entering the joint solo.I rolled in 5 minutes later,went to the bar,bantered with the sexy- hired gun[bartender]about the crappy-ass music they were playing[building social proof for the 8 to see].Tried convincing her to give me a free drink to no avail[at least I tried lol].Struck up a little fluff-talk convo with another HB8 on the stool beside me:”Don’t tell me you’re addicted to that too[she was playing 1 of those scratch-lottery thingy]“?She blurted out “No”!
*After some more fluff about lottery and music,the ‘USUALS’ started rolling in,giving me some shitty looks as if I was intruding on their territory.Scanned my periphery and noticed my original target[the 8] sitting alone at a table bobbing her head to the music.At that point,I ramp my social skills up a notch so she sees what a cool/social guy I was.So I engaged the sexier bartender and the lotto-girl in a 3-way chat about beers.
*Took a swig of the Coors,glanced over and locked eyes with the target.We locked eyes for about 1.5 seconds(which is pretty fucking long).I was surprised and impressed that she didn’t look away instantly as she was caught staring and gazing at me.That was all I needed to see to know that it was ‘ON’ like Donkey Kong,and she was liking the merchandise[IOI central].
*5 minutes later,I still hadn’t approached her(kept building social proof by she seeing me chatting with other girls).I wanted to be social proofed out the ass!!!
*Ok it’s time.Enough of the preliminaries and eye contact.We locked eyes again, so I approached her table.I could overhear few guys talking shit as if they were rooting for me to get an epic rejection LMAO!
*I thought of a quick opening line[canned or what?],then decided to go with a situational opener(opener based on what’s happening around us).Perfect on-the fly opener came to me in a nano-second as I strolled over to her:
Me:[with a cocky,sly smile]“So…just let me know straight up.You like what you see or not”?
HB8:[Giggles and laughs.I actually didn't expect this reaction]“What are you talking about”?
Me:“Come on SMH:don’t play smart now.I see you checking me out all night.You must like what you see”.
HB8:[More laughter]“I was actually looking at the girl next to you scratching all those lotto tickets”.
[Of course I knew it was instant bullshit].
Me:“There wasn’t no chic next to me.Let me find out you were checking out that old- sleazy guy over there lol”.
HB8:[Laughs hysterically]…”.
I can’t remember what else was said verbatim(word for word).But I rolled off on a good note(leaving her giggly) with all my cock-funny shit.Reason for me rolling off is “pick-up 101″:didn’t want to come off as needy,or as if I was gonna be hounding her all night like a loser.So,by rolling off,it intrigued her and subcommunicated to her that I was a Man of Substance.
*Went outside,fiddled with my iPhone a bit and tweeted what was going down[Soloist knows what's up],re-entered the bar,chat up 1 of the bartenders and some dude next to me.HB8 looking bored as hell(most likely wondering why I bounced and wishing I’d return).So I went back over to her.This time,I knew that she wouldn’t mine if I stay longer,so I said to her:“pass me the other chair so I can sit.That’s pretty rude that you didn’t even suggest I sit”..
So that was 1 of my techniques of putting the girl on the spot.
*We sat and chatter for about 45 min.,with me of course occasionally getting up and leaving for a minute or two to take a piss and chat up some other girls(to let her know that she had to work for my ass to stay).
HB8:“I’ve been coming to this bar for the past 2 months but never seen you”.
Me:[Her interest level skyrocketing]“Actually I seen you the other week and wanted to approach but you had an army of guys swarming you.IDK if they were your bodyguards but I didn’t wanna get beat up”.
HB8:[She hits me on my shoulder/IOI]“These guys here are boring.I sat all night bored”.[Her way of letting me know she's available and wanted more stimulation].
*Holy shit!!!!This chic had a whole bottle of Smirnoff Vodka for herself LMAO!She told me it was for her and her date.That’s when I figured someone was to meet her.I busted on her about her date standing her up or that we should leave and hide from him.
Flirt meter is on maximum right now!
*We talked about drinking,who could handle the most:women or men,she mentioned that she “ loves to dance and sweat out the alcohol “[sweating indicates hot-steamy sex to me lol],then we had a damn-near 10 minutes dialogue on Body Piercings.Said she always wanted a tongue ring[oral baby lmao!],I fibbed and told her that I have one,so come closer to see it[but I never followed through].Then she said,” What about other piercings like below? “.Woa!!!After telling her I love to see piercings “downtown”,she hits me in a playful-flirty manner[IOI]…
*Coulda,Woulda,Shoulda moment:At that juncture(after she hits me,laughing about pussy-lip piercing,I could’ve gone in for the kiss-close make out right on the spot[fuck man!!].
Now,I know to guys who have no Game,or to the feminists,that’s tantamount to molestation and sexual harassment,by making out with a strange girl at a bar.But to a pick-up artist and a woman in heat:that’s perfectly acceptable dammit!!She craves for a guy who can be that bold to seize the fucking moment.However,I bitched out on the moment to grab her and tongue her down[SMDH].
*She invited me to go clubbing with her later on after the bar.I declined.Why?I’m not accompanying any girl to the club,to then get lost in the charged atmosphere .If I met her at the club:then cool,I have to seduce her there”.But I felt it would’ve been a step backward to take her clubbing.Fuck clubbing!I wanna take her home!
*It’s almost an hour later and her would-be date hadn’t arrived[I knew it was bullshit.She was basically tryna convince me that she was highly desired by men].I decided it was time to get her #:
Me: “So are you allowed to give out your #?I mean it’s OK if you can’t.I really wouldn’t want your secret-husband to find out that a sexy guy like me was tryna seduce his wife lol”.
HB8:”LHAO you are funny.I don’t have a husband nor anyone to answer to “.
Me:“It betta not be a fake # or I’m gonna spank that ass!I’m gonna call it right now to confirm,so tell me the truth now if it’s a fake.I won’t be mad at you if it is”.
HB8:“LHAO it’s not a fake.Call it right now-I bet you”!
BTW,that’s a little trick I learned years ago from a natural[calling her bluff by threatening to call her on the spot].
*The # was official(as expected).I told her to “put a sexy name with my # in your phone.Something like Sexy K”.
*As much as I’m down for banging her right away,I had to run some errands for my grandma before it got too late[DAMN!!!]!!! Told her that I was leaving her to the fun & interesting guys since I was obviously making her bored[I was basically rubbing it in since I knew I was the most interesting and ballsy guy in the bar.Ok I know that sounds condescending but...].
*10 minutes later,I sent her a text message telling her to enjoy at the bar and the club later on.And that I might just meet up with her at the club[which I didn't mean by the way].
The key points in last night’s pick-up were these:
1.Before I approached,I craftily made sure she seen me chatting to other girls and guys.This made her see that I was Social,Safe & Well-Liked .By approaching with this groundwork set:there’s no way on Earth she would’ve rejected me.This is the essence of social-circle game.I was virtually rejection-proof at that point!
2.I approached her confidently and cocky.Not giving a shit to offend by assuming she was checking me out.Assumption openers are my favorite.
3.I False-Time Constraint.That’s pick-up community jargon for positioning your body as though you’re about to leave,or not intending to stay long.So instead of grabbing a chair and sit right away,I acted as if I was leaving,continued chatting then went back to the bar counter.
4.I kept getting up,kept chatting to other women in the venue.Other guys would’ve been glued to the seat all night,giving her undivided attention(which she doesn’t deserve at that point).
5.My vibe said to her that in order to keep me chatting with you,you’re gonna have to work harder and show more interest in me .By getting up continuously,it says to her subconscious that she’s boring me,and I’m not that into her.That would then trigger her to show more interest by subtle signs[IOI's].In turn,what did she do when I sat back down?She showed more interest in me by smiling more,laughing more,subconsciously turning her body towards me more,flirting more,talking more,asking more questions…
6.I teased her a lot,busted on her,laughed at her…I basically had an IDGAF persona.Obviously,that made her more interested in me[Krauser PUA is good at this.]
7.I never rushed for her phone #.I could’ve done what most guys would:nervously talk to her for half a minute via boring questions.Ask for her #(without any attraction),get the fake # then leave.Or if she does give a real #,she would just not answer whenever he calls. By me getting her # almost an hour down the road:it was guaranteed to be a REAL #,and we would’ve had more rapport and connection.
1.I didn’t touch her often enough[KINO].Somehow,I felt a bit too pussy to get more physical as usual[I should've went Arab Game on her].
2.I didn’t suggest we bounce together for a walk or something.I stayed too fucking long in the same location!
3.As the first mistake pointed out:I could’ve been more sexual,more touchy,and went for the kiss as I noticed she was opened for it. Hey Solo,I know you said on Twitter that you wanted some pic’ proof.Stay tuned bro’ lol.
Christmas-Eve Field Report & Sarge
It’s 2 AM,I’m just strolling in,tipsy as a MOFO,barely made it up my flight of stairs.Hoping I’m sober enough to write this field report without slurring on paper in other words.So forgive me if I get sloppy.
Ok guys,for those who follow me on Twitter,you would’ve known that I was out all night at a new bar.I was supposed to meet up with a Canadian girl(HB9)but she never showed[I showed up too late I believe].But I quickly settled into a rhythm.There were lots of chics strolling the streets outside the bar,so I decided to put my iPhone to whatever good use it has to snap some pics while my buddies game.
*[I fell asleep,just woke up Sunday morning feeling sober].
So before I went in the bar,I was chillin with few friends in a rental car tryna get at some HB’s at the Square[a popular-hussle & bussle area on the island].
A crew of fatties congregating.I guess they all roll in packs or herds[that was a low-blow I know].
My boy Box calls over the slimmest one out the crew to start gaming her.She has a pouch on the tummy.Apart from that:she’s a solid 9.3 in the face and figure.She’s tall as hell though!This chic is like 6’1!!!
HB-Tall’s chubby friend tries pulling the external interrupt by calling her over.Like a good friend-she obliges lol.As I was analyzing,there were major girl coding going on here.But my boy Box stays persistent and bust on her for having her friend control her lol.So he games on.
10 minutes later,my boy Box is still in set-not giving up easily as most guys would.Persistence is key here guys.The girl slowly walks off but Box stays at it LMAO.He was getting good vibes BTW.Just that her 1 fucking fat friend kept sabotaging the set.Most likely cause she wasn’t getting any play.I could’ve occupied the obstacle[to use heavy PUA term] but I was more concerned with breaking down the in-field dynamics.
Ok,Box continued gaming the tall HB all the way down the bloc so we pulled up on 2 chics standing in the fucking street[they do that a lot here-congregate in mid road].1 was super-slim,the other OK.Nothing much happened.
The fellaz stayed outside doing street pick up while I went solo to the bar straight ahead.
My first time in this new bar that just opened last week.No grenades here.The 2 bartenders were hot as furnaces.1 white,the other black.Wow,these girls were drinking on the job.That’s progressive LMAO.
I don’t usually game hired guns(waiters,bartenders,strippers,etc)but I chatted them up a bit.The black one(on the left)is from NY and the snowbunny is from Toronto[Soloist got me using that word hard].
My boys shortly came in,we grabbed a table,few bottles(red wine and Smirnoff) …IDK what the hell I was thinking but I went to the counter and said to the black bartender,”Do you still model”?Lmao must’ve been the alcohol talking to re-open with such a lame/AFC’ish question.She gave me a WTF grimace so I said,”When we chatted earlier,you told me you modeled”.The shit stalled,I C&B(crash and burn)…
Right next to our table was a 4 set.1 fat,other 3 model-figure[no footage though].I opened the set by saying to the chubby one(since she was the leader of the group/alpha female),”Hey,why dont you be a nice girl and take my pic”.You’re taking everyone else’s pic in the damn bar.What happened to me lol”!!?That was good banter line to break the ice[banter is the biggest part to my game].
As expected,she LOLs grabs her cam out her bag and took few photos of me and the boys.Before I got to chat up her friends via introduction[I didn't have a target in mind yet],some orbiter tries AMOG’ing me to lower my value and get me out of the set.But I did the best AMOG destroyer- ignored him[Nice lmao].
Fount out that they were from the NY Tri-State area(Waterbury,Connecticut),down here for the holiday.Before they bounced,they told us to meet up with them at some party or club.The details were vague(probably since they weren’t familiar with the island),so I didn’t even know where the hell to meet them with the boys.
*Key note here:It’s a must that you first open the leader of any set.You cannot open a set by going straight for the target and ignoring the leader of the group.You’ll get blown the fuck out via girl-code.So that’s why I’d opened the fat one since she was the loudest one:in other words leader of the set.So once you win her over,the other girls in her social circle MUST conform.
Conclusion
My boys bounced to the club,I was too tired and had a bit too much red wine so I took my ass home instead.No telling what would’ve transpired with the CT girls(had I went to the club)but fuck it.
5 Reasons Why You Should ‘NOT’ Get An IPhone!!!
Hey guys,let me begin by saying ‘The IPhone Sucks…big time!!!
Now,I know that was very heavy-handed to say,especially after the great Steve Jobs had recently passed.I applaud the man for his ‘out of the box’ concepts.But he definitely dropped the proverbial ball with the iPhone.
I was fortunate[now unfortunate as I retrospect LOL]that a cousin of mines from Canada virtually threw a brand-spanking new iPhone in my lap-fresh out the box[yippie]!!That sure beats having to purchase one LOL.
Over time[2 months of Internet use],I discovered the following 5 handicaps about the iPhone(which you would not have known prior to purchase,nor from browsing the booklet):
1.You CANNOT-I repeat CANNOT upload files to any website,social network,forum,etc.from the default built-in Safari web-browser[SMDH].What!!!?This has to be a joke!
Thanks to google,I’d googled,”is it possible to upload images and files to the net from an iPhone”?A hundred percent of the search result articles said NO!.The only way to upload files or images(photos)to the net from an iPhone is via app:which is time consuming,being that you’d have to sign up for iTunes(which is a hassle to say the least).
Worst of all,if the site to which you’re trying to upload doesn’t have an iPhone app-you’re fucking screwed!General sites as forums,in which you’d like to have a photo accompany your profile,they do NOT have iPhone apps!So I fount myself having to borrow a buddy’s laptop every second just to do this[my desktop had blown].And when my friend wasn’t available(or tired of me bugging the shit out of him),I had to phone someone(overseas) in order to upload stuff for me to forums,blogs,etc.What a joke!
2.When you thought it couldn’t get shittier,I stumbled across another annoying handicap[SMH when does it end?].You cannot save web pages for offline use.What!!!
So you know what that means?If you’re reading a good article and you’d like to save it for use later:you will NOT be able to do it LMAO!So whatever you’re reading at the moment,you betta finish it Pronto!Or better yet:take out a pen and pad to copy whatever info you wanted LOL.How the hell would that translate being on the go,and having to have a pen and pad handy at all times?
3.The 3rd.nightmare is related to the above:web pages AUTOMATICALLY refresh themselves at will!This has to be a friggin joke man!
Let’s say you’re entering some info into a field(whichever website you’re on).Someone knocks at the door,your teapot is boiling over,the kids spilled juice all over the place,whateva…assuming you’d have to put down the iPhone to tend to something,do NOT make this grave mistake-please!The web browser WILL automatically refresh itself once the screen hasn’t been touched after a few seconds.So that means your info will be lost,images will have to reload,you’d have to scroll the page to look for where you left off[WTF]!
4.As much as I love saving web pages,uploading to the net and all,it gets worst [shit!]!Are you ready for this?It’s impossible to download ringtones/mp3′s and set them as your ringtone!!!Hold on!You may be saying to yourself,”But this is a basic feature of any other platform/phone ever invented since 2005.Enabling a song(mp3)as my ringtone is possible on any other mobile”.Yes-but not capable with the iPhone.
To set a song or ringtone as your ringtone(or message tone),you’d have to do this via the dreaded iTunes.Which means you’d have to log onto a computer,have to have iTunes already installed…A supposed simple procedure made complex by the iPhone developers huh?
5.Last but not least,this handicap relates to the above(#4):You CANNOT download songs(mp3),e-books nor video files via Safari default browser LMAO!
So,if you happen to be checking out some videos online and decide to click on the download link:think again dude-that won’t be happening!Same goes for music.You’d have to download an alternate downloader app.And the right one is almost impossible to find.The layman would NOT be able to do this.
And guys,that’s just the tip of the iceberg.The list of bullshit that you inevitably purchase once you get an iPhone is endless!
There are few hidden tweaks which enable you to work around ‘saving web pages’.I stumbled upon a few tips and tricks for this(after 2 days of intense googling).For computer junkies like I am-that’s no prob.But the average Joe/Jane would’ve already smashed the device to pieces via sheer frustration.I wouldn’t blame them.
Why is the iPhone so popular then?I have no fucking idea.Must be the Apple brand(which is bullshit).
If you just intend to use it to make and receive calls-then cool(almost).However,for web browsing and using the net period-you’re better off getting any other handset on the market.
The only good thing about the iPhone is that it makes for a good wingman.I’m a pick-up artist,and somehow:chics are fascinated by iPhones.Just having one helps me pick up chics LOL.
There’s a lot more I couldn’t mention here(trying to stay brief:
*App crashing
*Slowest web browsing ever(despite best net speed)
*Inadvertently hanging up
*No photo albums(so every photo is saved in same file).
I guess I’d have to blog about a part 2 to this issue since there are so many.
Chelios PUA
