U.S. bill which would essentially ‘KILL THE INTERNET’

Those who haven’t heard by now:perhaps you’ve been dwelling in a cave in Afghanistan or something[which isn't a bad idea in 2012],the US Congress[The House & Senate]…oh my bad-let me rephrase that:the bullshit US Congress,has drafted a bill named SOPA & PIPA,to so-called combat online piracy by censorship.Sounds good but it’s diabolical.

It’s essentially an Internet-censorship bill.SOPA & PIPA[the Senate equivalent to SOPA] would grant the government the power to completely shut down any website it deems guilty of copyright infringement.BTW,without due process.Hello Afghanistan LMAO!

Thousands of popular websites[Google,Wikipedia,Mozilla]are having a quasi lock-out/black-out today,in order to protest the draconian bill[thanks for that].Even my man,NY Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer,was protested for his part in the Senate bill[PIPA].

And who’s lobbying for and backing this fucking net-killing bill?Hollywood,major record labels and News corporations like fucking FOX and NBC[I'm ashamed to say NBC is on board].

SOPA & PIPA essentially means “Death to the Internet”.

Another chapter in what makes America a beautiful fucking nation LMAO & SMDH!At this juncture,you’re better off in Iran or China.

America needs to stop the fucking hypocrisy,boasting about freedoms which doesn’t exist,an American dream which is bullshit and doesn’t exist,rights which aren’t granted…the American Dream is overrated is a good article by Serpentus,so check it out.

So,with these few words:SOPA can suck a black dick,and the U.S.Senate can suck a black dick also!

Thanks to my man Rob Judge,aka NYC’s best pick-up artist/dating coach,he tweeted a SOPA link to me this morning[thanks bro'].

5 Reasons Why You Should ‘NOT’ Get An IPhone!!!

Hey guys,let me begin by saying ‘The IPhone Sucks…big time!!!

Now,I know that was very heavy-handed to say,especially after the great Steve Jobs had recently passed.I applaud the man for his ‘out of the box’ concepts.But he definitely dropped the proverbial ball with the iPhone.

I was fortunate[now unfortunate as I retrospect LOL]that a cousin of mines from Canada virtually threw a brand-spanking new iPhone in my lap-fresh out the box[yippie]!!That sure beats having to purchase one LOL.

Over time[2 months of Internet use],I discovered the following 5 handicaps about the iPhone(which you would not have known prior to purchase,nor from browsing the booklet):

1.You CANNOT-I repeat CANNOT upload files to any website,social network,forum,etc.from the default built-in Safari web-browser[SMDH].What!!!?This has to be a joke!

Thanks to google,I’d googled,”is it possible to upload images and files to the net from an iPhone”?A hundred percent of the search result articles said NO!.The only way to upload files or images(photos)to the net from an iPhone is via app:which is time consuming,being that you’d have to sign up for iTunes(which is a hassle to say the least).

Worst of all,if the site to which you’re trying to upload doesn’t have an iPhone app-you’re fucking screwed!General sites as forums,in which you’d like to have a photo accompany your profile,they do NOT have iPhone apps!So I fount myself having to borrow a buddy’s laptop every second just to do this[my desktop had blown].And when my friend wasn’t available(or tired of me bugging the shit out of him),I had to phone someone(overseas) in order to upload stuff for me to forums,blogs,etc.What a joke!

2.When you thought it couldn’t get shittier,I stumbled across another annoying handicap[SMH when does it end?].You cannot save web pages for offline use.What!!!

So you know what that means?If you’re reading a good article and you’d like to save it for use later:you will NOT be able to do it LMAO!So whatever you’re reading at the moment,you betta finish it Pronto!Or better yet:take out a pen and pad to copy whatever info you wanted LOL.How the hell would that translate being on the go,and having to have a pen and pad handy at all times?

3.The 3rd.nightmare is related to the above:web pages AUTOMATICALLY refresh themselves at will!This has to be a friggin joke man!

Let’s say you’re entering some info into a field(whichever website you’re on).Someone knocks at the door,your teapot is boiling over,the kids spilled juice all over the place,whateva…assuming you’d have to put down the iPhone to tend to something,do NOT make this grave mistake-please!The web browser WILL automatically refresh itself once the screen hasn’t been touched after a few seconds.So that means your info will be lost,images will have to reload,you’d have to scroll the page to look for where you left off[WTF]!

4.As much as I love saving web pages,uploading to the net and all,it gets worst [shit!]!Are you ready for this?It’s impossible to download ringtones/mp3′s and set them as your ringtone!!!Hold on!You may be saying to yourself,”But this is a basic feature of any other platform/phone ever invented since 2005.Enabling a song(mp3)as my ringtone is possible on any other mobile”.Yes-but not capable with the iPhone.

To set a song or ringtone as your ringtone(or message tone),you’d have to do this via the dreaded iTunes.Which means you’d have to log onto a computer,have to have iTunes already installed…A supposed simple procedure made complex by the iPhone developers huh?

5.Last but not least,this handicap relates to the above(#4):You CANNOT download songs(mp3),e-books nor video files via Safari default browser LMAO!

So,if you happen to be checking out some videos online and decide to click on the download link:think again dude-that won’t be happening!Same goes for music.You’d have to download an alternate downloader app.And the right one is almost impossible to find.The layman would NOT be able to do this.

And guys,that’s just the tip of the iceberg.The list of bullshit that you inevitably purchase once you get an iPhone is endless!

There are few hidden tweaks which enable you to work around ‘saving web pages’.I stumbled upon a few tips and tricks for this(after 2 days of intense googling).For computer junkies like I am-that’s no prob.But the average Joe/Jane would’ve already smashed the device to pieces via sheer frustration.I wouldn’t blame them.

Why is the iPhone so popular then?I have no fucking idea.Must be the Apple brand(which is bullshit).

If you just intend to use it to make and receive calls-then cool(almost).However,for web browsing and using the net period-you’re better off getting any other handset on the market.

The only good thing about the iPhone is that it makes for a good wingman.I’m a pick-up artist,and somehow:chics are fascinated by iPhones.Just having one helps me pick up chics LOL.

There’s a lot more I couldn’t mention here(trying to stay brief:
*App crashing
*Slowest web browsing ever(despite best net speed)
*Inadvertently hanging up
*No photo albums(so every photo is saved in same file).

I guess I’d have to blog about a part 2 to this issue since there are so many.

FIAT 500;the ugliest car ever made!

Hands down-I’ve never seen a car more worthy of being driven off a cliff at 100 MPH:with the driver strapped down in it for making such a purchase!

After doing some Google research,I fount out it was Italian made[go figure-SMH].They seem pretty damn popular in Italy though.The last season of MTV’s Jersey Shore(shot in Italy),I seen a shit load of FIAT’s sound the place.

I don’t know what it is,but western Europe loves manufacturing shitty-looking cars.

The FIAT is like a cross-bred hybrid between Steve Urkel’s buggy and a Dodge Neon.

Picture a dude tryna pick up chiccs in that LMAO!

I don’t know:maybe it’s possible in Italy to pull some ass via FIAT.But I cant see a guy in the western world getting any play by tryna impress women with it[though having game eliminates this].

It’s probably a chicc-car anyway since it’s so compact.

I seen J-Lo promoting it hard in a few commercials lately.Doesn’t hurt the eye that much once its’ pimped-out.

But plain Janing it would be a fucking eye-sore!