In-Field Video Fuck Up![Damn!!]!!

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This’ the type of bullshit that happens when your wingman/camera-man is half-inebriated(wasted),and unable to focus on a simple task of keeping the fucking camera on me and the target!!

Ok,so last night,I was standing outside of a karaoke joint,I spotted a 2-set.Abiding by the 3-second rule of the Pick-Up Community:I opened both girls.

Oh,but before,I quicky handed my covert-recording equipment/camera to my wingman[he knows the drill].

But somehow:he fell asleep @ the helm [SMFH].Or was it intentional sabotage?

Anyway,what my wingman wasn’t able to record was a great vibe between the HB9 and I.

I chatted her up for about 3 minutes,seen that she was super interested,then I #-closed her(got the #).

She noticed I had a Blackberry,so she gave me her BBM PIN and we exchanged Facebook contacts.

What was barely recorded(the audio)was she adding me on her BBM(Blackberry messenger) and telling me she’s gonna add me on Facebook now.

She added me on Facebook right away and to her BBM.

Ok,below is the half-ass video/audio recording from last night.

This muthafucka only recorded the last 30 seconds or so of the pick-up.And didn’t even get the girl’s sexyness,nor the full interaction(SMFH)!

For the hearing-impaired,I got the transcript below:

Me:“Oh,you’re going to the karaoke thing”.

HB9:“It got cancelled”.

Me:“Cancelled”!

HB:“There’s nobody in there”.

Me:“It’s supposed to had just started”…

Me:“Did you ever get the BB thing(my request)”?

HB:“Yea.And I’m gonna add you on Facebook right now”.

Me:“You got access to M. Facebook[mobile Facebook]”!?

HB:“Yea”!!

Me:“Alright.Make sure you do it”.

HB:“Yea”!

Seems like when I do my own thing(recording video),I have a better success of everything going according to plan.

Better luck tonight!

Oh,I did manage to snap a pic’ of her at least.

She was a bit camera shy when I took her pic with my iPhone.She got a banging body though!

Which Is More Important To You:A Hot Body Or Cute Face?

Face or Body?

Yesterday,a rare moment of boredom struck the hell out of me.As if a sign from a heavenly being,I was inspired to do something ‘EXTREMELY’ fun: browse through my Facebook-friend list.Ok,I know I over-hyped that a bit…

Anywho,I came across some ridiculously- cute faces[HB8's-10's] that’d make the Average-Frustrated Chump pop an instant boner,grab a tube of Vaseline and start wacking off.

To the contrary: seen quite a few busted faces that’d send a dick nose diving. Which made me wonder if I was in a drunken stupor when I actually added these chics or sent a friend request[shit happens LMBAO].

Tryna find a method to this madness,I noticed a strange trend developing with the girls in my online- social network;I chose hot bodies over cute faces[more times than not].

This actually transcends into my personal life when I’m out sarging in the streets picking up girls.I have a propensity to chose a nice ass,boobs and legs over a cute face,nice smile,eyes and lips.

Now as I think about it,even as I go through the contacts in my crappy iPhone,my POF dating profile,Facebook,Twitter…75% of the girls are LESS cute in the face,but have a sexier body[whatever sexier means to me].

The girls that are extremely cute in the face,have un-attractive bodies.

I mean,even when I’m out on the town or shopping somewhere: if a semi-cute girl walks my direction,I’m inclined to look below the neck to see what she’s working with.And usually- her body is off the fucking chain!!!!!She either has nicer boobs,nicer ass,sexier legs [LMAO],which would cajole me to stop her and seduce her!!!

Same scenario,but if an EXTREMELY- cute girl was walking my way,but her tits were too small,not bouncy like basketballs,her legs weren’t that shapely,her hips and ass weren’t to my liking…I would totally keep walking without an inclination to stop her!!!

So I’m virtually attracted to a hotter body[tits,ass,hips,legs] than a cute face.Faces don’t turn me on much[just 15% out of the overall attraction in my book].

I find that most guys are to the contrary: they prefer a cute face,eventhough the girl has a LESS sexy body.

Does this mean I’m a lover of ugly women SMDH?

Taking it slow with women:’A DEADLY mistake’!!

I’m back muthafuckas!!!Well I been back.Never left actually,but haven’t been posting any seduction/pick-up tips and advice lately.A lot of my fellow pick-up artists have been beating me the hell up on Twitter & Facebook:saying that I’ve sold out and succumbed to the lure of “PUSSY”-aka female bloggers.And that most of my recent contents has been random babbling to please female bloggers LMAO!With that in mind,I have something for the fellaz[yay!!].

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Ok,those familiar with the pick-up community,would’ve already known that :1 of the BIGGEST mistake a guy can ever make when trying to get with a girl, is to take it slow.

The guys who believe that what I said is Bullshit:do me a favor and Castrate yourself!Nah-better yet:Kill yourself,since you’ve fallen for the fucking proverbial okydoke[or however it's spelt lol].

It’s 2012 and Beta-males(average guys who know nothing about getting laid)still have this flawed idea that you should take it slow SMDH!Well, if y’all are reading this[I know you fuckers are]:consider this post a life-saver and a means to getting your dry penises wett.And not from whacking off but via vaginal fluids.

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Why do men take it slow?

Three reasons:
1.)Social pressure
2.)Fear of rejection
3.)Being flat-out PUSSIES!

Let’s address “Fear of being rejected by the girl”.

*When an average guy meets a 7 to 10[on the looks scale],or any girl who’s normally out of his league,his first instinct is to ‘not lose her,not offend her,not to turn her off’.so he’s essentially afraid to be rejected by this girl who’s out of his league.With that fear in mind:he commits the stupid mistake of taking it slow.

Why should I not take it slow?

1.The girl WON’T respect you as a real man if you move slow.
2.You obviously WON’T be getting any any time soon if you drag it out.
3.You WON’T be able to compete with other guys who are faster.Thus the fastest guy gets the girl.

And let me leave y’all fellaz with this key-parting note that’d get you banging more girls from now on(by moving fast);She will NEVER tell you that you’re moving too slow and to pick up the pace and fuck her.

So,your rule of thumb should always be to move FAST as possible!If she rejects your advances(which every girl would initially) as too fast:then re-calibrate,ease the fuck back and try again.

But if you’re playing this ‘Mr.Respectable’,and moving like a snail,she will Friend Zone your ass!!That is where taking it slow leads to:the dreaded friend zone,where you’re walking her home every night for the past 3 months,while a fast-moving badboy like me is laying her(although I just met her 3 days ago).

So you want her to say,”Stop-you’re moving too fast”.Opposed to saying,”You’re moving too slow”.And like I told you:no woman on the face of this Earth will EVER tell a guy he’s moving too slow.She will gather with her girlfriends over some cocktails and shame the fuck out of you for moving too slow.So don’t become the laughing-stock of her social circle as “the guy who just doesn’t get it”.She won’t respect you for taking it slow!

Q & A:Does facial hair matter?

Ok fellaz(& hotties),I’d promised to post a Q&A segment each week(over the past month),but I’ve been too damn lazy & busy to maintain it[come on-it's the Holidays lmao].

For those who haven’t been following,I usually take surveys(Q&A’s)among women from my online-social network:be it Facebook,Twitter to POF,where I ask them interesting questions about dating,seduction and relationships.Feel free to check out my first installment[When should he call the girl?].

Ok,this question has been bugging me for years now.Generally,I’m always well-groomed(100% of the times),but there are times when I feel like, “Fuck it”,I don’t wanna have to rush to the barbershop twice weekly or whip out the old razor just because few whiskers are sprouting.Plus I wanna still look attractive enough to get my game on.

Let’s get started!

Mz.Redd2012

Mz.Redd2012 is a cool savvy-New Yorker I’d met on POF.Don’t forget sexy lol.

Q.”Hey Mz.Redd,on a scale of 1-10,how important is facial hair?Does it matter”?

A.”No.As long as it looks good on you”.

TastyGabby

Gabby has been a loyal-Twitter follower of mines for a long time now so it’s a must that I include her.

Q.@TastyGaby-”Hey Gab,quick question:on a scale of 1-10,how important is facial hair”?

A.@SocialKenny-”5 , facial isn’t important but if you have it , keep it neat & clean “.

iKarly

iKarly is a cool girl from Kentucky who’s on my Facebook-friend list.I don’t even remember how we met lmao!

Q.”Is a guy who’s tryna get at you with facial hair a turn off”?

A.”nope. i think its cute”.

Bri

Bri is another fun girl I’d met on the POF dating site.She’s spunky.

Q.”Hey Bri,on a scale of 1-10 of attraction,how significant is facial hair on a guy who’s looking to get with you”?

A.”I would say about an 8.
I like facial hair on a man. Without it they look young, weird, or had a shaving malfunction lol, only some can pull off not having any and most of them are gay”.

RussianGirl

Cool-ass Russian-Canadian Who I’d met a while ago on a Hip-Hop website(go figure lmao).I definitely plan on going to Vancouver to hang out with her.

Q.”Hey *****,are men with facial hair turnoffs”?

A.”Not at all.either way…sometimes I like a little scruff”.

So there you have it!Among my online-social circle:having facial hair ISN’T a grave social sin nor a turnoff[Scruffy-facial hair is attractive].

I’ve always seen facial hair as a big NO-NO(since the pick-up community always stresses ‘being well-groomed’).I feel a lot more comfort now to just let it be and get my Wolf-Man Jack on lmao.

Feedback from women in the bloggersphere would be appreciated.Plus:“When should he call”?My female readers will dig this one.

Q & A of the week:”When should he call”?

Ok guys,I promised a Q & A segment to my blog,where I would be asking some of my female Facebook friends questions on dating.With their consent of course[Kenny does have etiquette at times LOL],I’d be posting a pic’ with a fake name[Fuck off stalkers!!].The questions were asked in real time via Facebook chat BTW(interesting),so these are women I generally chat the shit with.

Every guy who dates or picks up chics, has heard about the ’3-Day Rule’,where the guy shouldn’t call nor contact the girl before 3 days of getting the digits.For obvious reason of not looking desperate.Being a curious bastard as I am,I wanted to get a general feedback from every-day women on this subject.Here we go.

T.T.

Cool-sexy chic I met days ago via mutual friends on Facebook,so I threw her in the fray.

Q.If a guy was to get your # and he calls the same night,would you see that as desperate?

A.

“Nope.Not really.Says that he’s interested”

Q.Ok cool.Should he wait to call?

A.

“Well to me:it doesn’t really matter but it shows that he’s interested.But others have their own opinion”.

Me:Some women say that the guy would look desperate calling the same night.

T.T.

“Unless he reaches the point where he’s just calling str8 then that’s another story”.

KW

KW’s a hot MILF I’ve been Facebook friends with for a while now.We probably have like 40 mutual friends,so she’s essentially in my social circle(online at least).

Q.Ok,if you gave a guy your # and he calls the same night,would you think he’s desperate?

A.

“No”.

Q.So how long should he wait to call?Few days or what?

A.

“No just call her”.

Me:”Some women say that it looks desperate to call the same day.What do you say”?

A.

“No it’s not desperate…what’s the difference if he calls the same night or 2 weeks lata”?

Miz

Cute Bronx chica I’d met on POF dating site.

Q.If you give a guy the digits and he hits you up the same day/same night,would you say thats’ needy and desperate?

A.

“Umm no not desperate but I need to keep my eyez open lol”.

Q.Lol,so when should he call?

A.

“Maybe that same week.But can definitely text show that he’s interested”.

Asian-Queens,NY

Cool Asian girl I met on POF too.She’s quite interesting with her insights.

Q.If you give a guy your # and he contacts you the same day or night,would that seem desperate?

A.

“Yea.Why”?

Q.Ok,but why would that be?

A.

“Maybe he just wants a booty call”.

Q.So generally,how long should the guy wait to contact you to not seem desperate for a booty call

A.

“Umm maybe a week not sure”.

Findings & Conclusion

Wow-that was interesting to find out where women stand(supposedly).

We in the seduction community, already know that what a girl wants and expects LOGICALLY, isn’t what she wants,expects or goes for EMOTIONALLY.

Anyway,the most interesting finding here(for me),is that most of the women I surveyed, do NOT think it’d be needy and desperate to call the same day/night of getting the digits.

Yet it’s still a catch 22 though with going for what a girl says and what she actually responds to.

But I like the point made by Miz(the Bronx chica) about the guy texting same day/night to show that he’s still interested.
That’s key!And I happen to do that shit most times.Rather running the risk of the girl forgetting who you are,it’s worth it sending a short text with built-in humor(based on the initial chat).

The hidden beauty of this Q & A post is that it could be used as an opinion opener in street approaches or wherever.Cool shit right?

BTW,I got the concept(indirectly) for doing this from my boys Solo and Drew,who’s doing an interview-type thing in NYC for his blog via Twitter.

Coming soon…

Hey valued readers,I’m gonna get revolutionary with this stuff.I’m not quite sure if it’s the first time done in the bloggersphere,but it doesn’t even matter.

I gotta thank my boy Solo for the idea after reading a recent blog of his ,where he asked a few question-like surveys.You can read that post Here

I’m taking it a step further to include some female friends from my Facebook list.

So,I’m going to have a weekly segment where I ask a question of 5 or 6 of hot Facebook female friends.Be it girls I’m tryna game,will game,gamed prior but C&B(crashed and burned).

The question(s) will be seduction/dating based.So it’s be real interesting to see how every-day chics view certain issues on the subject.

For now,it’s gonna be a once a week thing.

Thanks for the indirect idea Solo!

What is it with Big-Black Women and these names?

This Diva cursed me out on Twitter

Ok,I’m not gonna win any fans with this post:especially not any female fans.And definitely not any black-female fans lol.

I can already foresee the hate mail rolling in by the bunches!And exes who’ve put on some extra pounds deleting me as Facebook friends over this shit.

But…it’s whateva man!

Oh- before I start my mini-tirade,I just wanna give acknowledgements to my man Reemachronicles for inspiring this short post[sorry if I sold you out bro'-lol].

Funny thing too happened last night.A Facebook friend of mine from Vancouver[who happens to be a BIG girl],she blew the fuck up on me about a post I wrote the other day!She claimed I was disrespectful,insensitive,rude,and that she will never talk to me again!

Typically,I would take preemptive measures and delete such headache.But since I’ve been on a rampage as of late[deleting fat girls and being deleted by them],I kept a cool head.

Anyway,What is it with fat sister/black girls coming up with all these pseudonyms to describe themselves!?

One minute,they are DIVAS and princesses…Give me a fucking break!!!

Haven’t we all heard the following names & terms that fat girls use for themselves[ego,insecurities and compensations]?

Plump
Thick
BBW(big beautiful woman)
Fluffy
Heavy-set
Plus-Size
More to Love
Healthy[lol what a contradiction]
Hefty Girl
Juicy
Full

Ok, those were the physical attributes.Now let’s get to the personality aspects that they chose to refer to themselves[which is all based on compensating and vanity].

Diva
Goddess
Black Queen
Bitchy
Strong
Secure(lol)
Assertive
No-nonsense
Beautiful
Take no shit
Queen Bitch

And the list could go on and on…Y’all get the damn picture!

I’ve also noticed that the 3 names they try to avoid like the plague,are actually the most accurate:BIG,FAT and CHUBBY.

A while ago on Facebook,I posted a status asking,”Why are heavy girls so opposed to being called BIG”?

4 quote on quote ‘heavy’ girl commented.But nome of them had a rational reason why they’re offended being described as big.They just said that it isn’t nice,it’s disrespectful and a No-No,bla,bla,bla…

Actually,1 of the big girls I had a recent fall out with on twitter & FB,she the actual girl in the pic above on this post.

She won’t be pleased with me using her pic’-but fuck it!Her face is disguised anyway lol[and I doubt she reads my so-called misogynistic blog anymore-according to her].

So she basically cursed me out on twitter saying that she’s classy,assertive,highsidity,bitchy,secure with her weight…

I never dissed her prior,but she’d checced out my blog(after seeing a link),then unloaded on me,trying to convince me that she’s the BOMB and queen bitch lol.

CONCLUSION

The main theme I express to these BIG girls[to be politically correct],is that they should be accepting of themselves.Not every girl can have a Zumba-fit body.So accept it and move the F on,opposed to compensating and whining.

Kill that false persona!And remove that proverbial mask shielding your insecurities behind an attitude of,”I’m a Diva,I’m a bitch,I’m a queen”.

Most of all,fat girls should know when to be humble.And this goes for black girls mainly,who seem to be the most insecure when it comes to being fat.

A white fatty would more say,”I’m big,I’m plus-sized”.

But a sister LMAO!!!

She has to get all elaborate with it and extra with it:”I’m a queen,I’m fluffy…

Shut the F*** up and face reality!

The Diva on the right got offended by my writings also.

Another “FAT” girl deletes me as Facebook friend(LOL)

Why are fat girls so insecure,vain and over reactive!?

The shit that petite women would not take offense to,these mammoths just can’t seem to keep their head on and act like normal people lol.

Fuck being politically correct right now as I usually am!</strong<

Fat girls suck donkey balls!

Why add me as your Facebook friend if you’re then gonna be offended by my insights on dating or religion?

Ok,a fat girl added me as her Facebook friend just 2 days ago(we do have like 30 mutual friends so WTH).

As expected,we went through the ,”do we know each other” BS(since we had so many mutual friends).

Some where down the line(earlier today),I’d mentioned that I blog and give pick-up advice.

Next thing,she’s talking about how I psycho-analyze ppl and that I misjudge ppl a lot and that If I judge her,it’s my business.

What!!!!

Where the fuck did this come from lol!?

Do I hear “Fat-Girl Complex”[you can read that article here:Fat-Girl Complex],which I controversially blogged about the other day!?

Anyway,at this point,I’m jaded and fed up that I’d even entertained this convo.

So then I said to her,”seems like you have ADD since you’re rambling from topic to topic.I don’t like wasting my time[at this point,I'm tryna be civil opposed to just ignoring the witch]“.

Convo gets diverted to occupation,I told her what I do on a day to day basis(which is full of activities).

Then she hits me with a classic fat-girl excuse for not doing shit with herself,”Well I don’t have time to do anything since I’m always driving from one part of the NY state to another.

At that point,I was gonna get real ballsy with the sarcasm and say,”Wow-no shit you drive all day.No wonder you’re grossly overweight”.

But the God of restraint held my tongue and fingers back from typing that lol.

Anywho,she ends up saying to me that I cannot handle a sarcastic woman who jokes around.

She was tryna say that she said something to me jokingly and I didn’t see the joke in it,so I disrespected her.

I never recalled blatantly nor remotely disrespecting her.

And why the fuck do fat girls always believe that sarcasm is a plus or a good thing for women to have!!?

Long story short:she says,”have a blessed life and we’ll catch up another time.

I went to replying but my message wasn’t going through.

Then FB said something to the effect that this person had blocced me and defriended me lol.

Cool!!!

But what the fuck!There I go being polite and friendly,accepting a friends request from someone I’m not sexually attracted to,spoke to her just to be nice and not an insensitive asshole as I can be…then the mammoth trips out for I don’t know what reason lol!!!

Aaah man!When will fat girls or plus-sized girls stop being so friggin sensitive and melodramatic?