Blog Archives

3 of my favorite Pick-Up Podcast interviews

From the Pick-Up Podcast site,this is a good interview with the pick-up artist/dating coach out of NYC,Paul Janka.This dude was actually featured on an episode of Dr.Phil some years ago.He talks about laying Puerto Rican chicas to UK girls who wanna get put on his spreadsheet of the amount of chics he’d laid lmao.Check out the mp3.podcast download here:Paul Janka interview,episode #62.


20120129-232303.jpg
J the Ripper Show episode 51.He talks a lot of shit about the pick-up community gurus Vince Kelvin & Speer.It’s kinda controversial yet hilarious with the parodies.The Mexican PUA out of Cali(owner of Casanova Crew Forum).Listen or download the podcast here:Episode51(J The Ripper Show).

20120129-233942.jpgPeachez:the pick-up artist/dating coach out of Toronto,Canada.He’s kicking it with Aj & Jordan Harbingers on this episode,talking about his reality show:”Keys to the VIP”.They also talked about dominance and being the alpha male.So check out the Pick-Up Podcast interview episode#71.

Christmas-Eve Field Report & Sarge

20111225-101901.jpg

It’s 2 AM,I’m just strolling in,tipsy as a MOFO,barely made it up my flight of stairs.Hoping I’m sober enough to write this field report without slurring on paper in other words.So forgive me if I get sloppy.

Ok guys,for those who follow me on Twitter,you would’ve known that I was out all night at a new bar.I was supposed to meet up with a Canadian girl(HB9)but she never showed[I showed up too late I believe].But I quickly settled into a rhythm.There were lots of chics strolling the streets outside the bar,so I decided to put my iPhone to whatever good use it has to snap some pics while my buddies game.

*[I fell asleep,just woke up Sunday morning feeling sober].

So before I went in the bar,I was chillin with few friends in a rental car tryna get at some HB’s at the Square[a popular-hussle & bussle area on the island].

20111225-084246.jpgA crew of fatties congregating.I guess they all roll in packs or herds[that was a low-blow I know].

20111225-084646.jpgMy boy Box calls over the slimmest one out the crew to start gaming her.She has a pouch on the tummy.Apart from that:she’s a solid 9.3 in the face and figure.She’s tall as hell though!This chic is like 6’1!!!

20111225-085247.jpgHB-Tall’s chubby friend tries pulling the external interrupt by calling her over.Like a good friend-she obliges lol.As I was analyzing,there were major girl coding going on here.But my boy Box stays persistent and bust on her for having her friend control her lol.So he games on.

20111225-085749.jpg10 minutes later,my boy Box is still in set-not giving up easily as most guys would.Persistence is key here guys.The girl slowly walks off but Box stays at it LMAO.He was getting good vibes BTW.Just that her 1 fucking fat friend kept sabotaging the set.Most likely cause she wasn’t getting any play.I could’ve occupied the obstacle[to use heavy PUA term] but I was more concerned with breaking down the in-field dynamics.

20111225-090555.jpgOk,Box continued gaming the tall HB all the way down the bloc so we pulled up on 2 chics standing in the fucking street[they do that a lot here-congregate in mid road].1 was super-slim,the other OK.Nothing much happened.

20111225-091323.jpgThe fellaz stayed outside doing street pick up while I went solo to the bar straight ahead.

20111225-091809.jpgMy first time in this new bar that just opened last week.No grenades here.The 2 bartenders were hot as furnaces.1 white,the other black.Wow,these girls were drinking on the job.That’s progressive LMAO.

20111225-092330.jpgI don’t usually game hired guns(waiters,bartenders,strippers,etc)but I chatted them up a bit.The black one(on the left)is from NY and the snowbunny is from Toronto[Soloist got me using that word hard].

My boys shortly came in,we grabbed a table,few bottles(red wine and Smirnoff) …IDK what the hell I was thinking but I went to the counter and said to the black bartender,”Do you still model”?Lmao must’ve been the alcohol talking to re-open with such a lame/AFC’ish question.She gave me a WTF grimace so I said,”When we chatted earlier,you told me you modeled”.The shit stalled,I C&B(crash and burn)…

Right next to our table was a 4 set.1 fat,other 3 model-figure[no footage though].I opened the set by saying to the chubby one(since she was the leader of the group/alpha female),”Hey,why dont you be a nice girl and take my pic”.You’re taking everyone else’s pic in the damn bar.What happened to me lol”!!?That was good banter line to break the ice[banter is the biggest part to my game].

As expected,she LOLs grabs her cam out her bag and took few photos of me and the boys.Before I got to chat up her friends via introduction[I didn't have a target in mind yet],some orbiter tries AMOG’ing me to lower my value and get me out of the set.But I did the best AMOG destroyer- ignored him[Nice lmao].

Fount out that they were from the NY Tri-State area(Waterbury,Connecticut),down here for the holiday.Before they bounced,they told us to meet up with them at some party or club.The details were vague(probably since they weren’t familiar with the island),so I didn’t even know where the hell to meet them with the boys.

*Key note here:It’s a must that you first open the leader of any set.You cannot open a set by going straight for the target and ignoring the leader of the group.You’ll get blown the fuck out via girl-code.So that’s why I’d opened the fat one since she was the loudest one:in other words leader of the set.So once you win her over,the other girls in her social circle MUST conform.

Conclusion
My boys bounced to the club,I was too tired and had a bit too much red wine so I took my ass home instead.No telling what would’ve transpired with the CT girls(had I went to the club)but fuck it.

5 Reasons Why You Should ‘NOT’ Get An IPhone!!!

20111224-073131.jpg

Hey guys,let me begin by saying ‘The IPhone Sucks…big time!!!

Now,I know that was very heavy-handed to say,especially after the great Steve Jobs had recently passed.I applaud the man for his ‘out of the box’ concepts.But he definitely dropped the proverbial ball with the iPhone.

I was fortunate[now unfortunate as I retrospect LOL]that a cousin of mines from Canada virtually threw a brand-spanking new iPhone in my lap-fresh out the box[yippie]!!That sure beats having to purchase one LOL.

Over time[2 months of Internet use],I discovered the following 5 handicaps about the iPhone(which you would not have known prior to purchase,nor from browsing the booklet):

1.You CANNOT-I repeat CANNOT upload files to any website,social network,forum,etc.from the default built-in Safari web-browser[SMDH].What!!!?This has to be a joke!

Thanks to google,I’d googled,”is it possible to upload images and files to the net from an iPhone”?A hundred percent of the search result articles said NO!.The only way to upload files or images(photos)to the net from an iPhone is via app:which is time consuming,being that you’d have to sign up for iTunes(which is a hassle to say the least).

Worst of all,if the site to which you’re trying to upload doesn’t have an iPhone app-you’re fucking screwed!General sites as forums,in which you’d like to have a photo accompany your profile,they do NOT have iPhone apps!So I fount myself having to borrow a buddy’s laptop every second just to do this[my desktop had blown].And when my friend wasn’t available(or tired of me bugging the shit out of him),I had to phone someone(overseas) in order to upload stuff for me to forums,blogs,etc.What a joke!

2.When you thought it couldn’t get shittier,I stumbled across another annoying handicap[SMH when does it end?].You cannot save web pages for offline use.What!!!

So you know what that means?If you’re reading a good article and you’d like to save it for use later:you will NOT be able to do it LMAO!So whatever you’re reading at the moment,you betta finish it Pronto!Or better yet:take out a pen and pad to copy whatever info you wanted LOL.How the hell would that translate being on the go,and having to have a pen and pad handy at all times?

3.The 3rd.nightmare is related to the above:web pages AUTOMATICALLY refresh themselves at will!This has to be a friggin joke man!

Let’s say you’re entering some info into a field(whichever website you’re on).Someone knocks at the door,your teapot is boiling over,the kids spilled juice all over the place,whateva…assuming you’d have to put down the iPhone to tend to something,do NOT make this grave mistake-please!The web browser WILL automatically refresh itself once the screen hasn’t been touched after a few seconds.So that means your info will be lost,images will have to reload,you’d have to scroll the page to look for where you left off[WTF]!

4.As much as I love saving web pages,uploading to the net and all,it gets worst [shit!]!Are you ready for this?It’s impossible to download ringtones/mp3′s and set them as your ringtone!!!Hold on!You may be saying to yourself,”But this is a basic feature of any other platform/phone ever invented since 2005.Enabling a song(mp3)as my ringtone is possible on any other mobile”.Yes-but not capable with the iPhone.

To set a song or ringtone as your ringtone(or message tone),you’d have to do this via the dreaded iTunes.Which means you’d have to log onto a computer,have to have iTunes already installed…A supposed simple procedure made complex by the iPhone developers huh?

5.Last but not least,this handicap relates to the above(#4):You CANNOT download songs(mp3),e-books nor video files via Safari default browser LMAO!

So,if you happen to be checking out some videos online and decide to click on the download link:think again dude-that won’t be happening!Same goes for music.You’d have to download an alternate downloader app.And the right one is almost impossible to find.The layman would NOT be able to do this.

And guys,that’s just the tip of the iceberg.The list of bullshit that you inevitably purchase once you get an iPhone is endless!

There are few hidden tweaks which enable you to work around ‘saving web pages’.I stumbled upon a few tips and tricks for this(after 2 days of intense googling).For computer junkies like I am-that’s no prob.But the average Joe/Jane would’ve already smashed the device to pieces via sheer frustration.I wouldn’t blame them.

Why is the iPhone so popular then?I have no fucking idea.Must be the Apple brand(which is bullshit).

If you just intend to use it to make and receive calls-then cool(almost).However,for web browsing and using the net period-you’re better off getting any other handset on the market.

The only good thing about the iPhone is that it makes for a good wingman.I’m a pick-up artist,and somehow:chics are fascinated by iPhones.Just having one helps me pick up chics LOL.

There’s a lot more I couldn’t mention here(trying to stay brief:
*App crashing
*Slowest web browsing ever(despite best net speed)
*Inadvertently hanging up
*No photo albums(so every photo is saved in same file).

I guess I’d have to blog about a part 2 to this issue since there are so many.