Still fucking unemployed!!

What does it take nowadays to land a fucking job:be it a shitty one or decent one at that?Not even if I resorted to talking to Jose about a job on his tomato plantation would that seem to suffice SMDH.

I’m at the point where selling my body for some cash is looking pretty reasonable right now LMAO[not on any homo shit but to start banging undesirable obese-women].Watching a few episodes of the Showtime Network’s Gigolo has me entertaining the idea lol.

STATISTICS:

I haven’t been officially taking stats on my job search,but over the past year,I’ve applied for about 20 jobs[staggering I know lol] and landed NADA,ZERO,ZILCH,whatever the hell you wanna call it.I’m 0 for 20 in the jobs department.My sex life has more positive numbers[despite the friggin' flakes].

Among the places I applied to were 3-5 star hotel/resorts here on island.I never thought it would be so fucking difficult to get a bartending gig.Since when was bartending such a highly coveted and prized job that these MOFOS keep denying my applications!!?

To add salt to the wound,the most recent hotel which rejected my resume for a bartender,I did some follow-up research and discovered that they’d hired a muthafucking 18-year old chic as the new bartender for the vacancy SMDH!!Fresh out of high school,no work experience,no experience in mixology,couldn’t tell the difference between an Apple Martini and a Sex on the Beach-yet she gets the fucking job!!!!?

Well I guess pussy/sex does sell!

These bastards down here in the Caribbean don’t hire potential employees based on work experience,certificates nor qualifications.As long as you have a vajayjay between the legs:those employers salivate at the possibility of easy sex or indirect bribery.

I wonder how my fellow pick-up artist Johnny MILF Quest has been doing in the UK(since we’re in the same fucked-up boat).Holla at me Milf Quest!

Seems like my next best option would be to go on the road and take a world tour like my man Turner been doing(Around the world in 80 jobs).Mexico is looking brighter as far as employment is concerned LMAO!!

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To stay active and some what sane,my landlord owns a beach bar here on the island[The Pink Sand Beach Bar],so I’ve been pitching in at his joint as a bartender.

*The upside and plus to that is that I get to game hot-ass tourists and further my credentials as a drink-mixologist.

*The downside is that I’m not fucking getting paid!

A year of unemployment,shitty-odd jobs and being tossed on the back-burner by backwards establishments and companies is a hard pill to swallow.

If most of my time wasn’t spend picking up women,I swear I would’ve gone AWOL and MIA.

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Added Info:
Last week,I’d applied for a security job at the international airport(from an ad in the newspaper).So I’d basically be like those hated-TSA guys(in America)who harass travelers at the airports.

What better job than to be watching sexy-ass tourists everyday and get the opportunity to actually grope them legally in a pat down LMAO[just kidding feminists].

So-we’ll see how that goes down.

I can be this lucky guy soon.

“Legalizing Prostitution Globally”?What’s Your Thoughts?

Days ago,I was tuned in to an FM radio program,where a panel of so-called social psychologists were dialoging about the evil- boogeyman:“PROSTITUTION”.

First off,I’m not advocating for men to turn to hookers as our default mode of getting laid.As a guy who’s skilled in getting laid,I’m all for equipping men in the art of seduction,where we can bang hot chics without spending a dime[gold-diggers no offence LMAO].

However,what really pisses me off are those fucking bureaucrats in high places who pass laws prohibiting shit which they themselves engage in[talk about hypocrisy]!

As expected,it’s always women,i.e.the FEMI-NAZI(feminist) types,to be the ones crying foul whenever the topic of prostitution arises.

On the radio show,the host(a guy)and another male on set,had posed a solid-fucking question to the feminist on the set(which she refused to answer),”To play devil’s advocate,let’s say prostitution was legalized or decriminalized,do you believe people who are anti-prostitution would then all of a sudden start to get involved with prostitution now that it’s legal”?

The answer is of course NO.Hell friggin’ NO!

The solid point that the male-host was trying to make is that,if globally we’d legalized prostitution,people who were always against it,would most likely STILL remain against it!

The only guys who would start banging hookers are guys who were ALWAYS banging hookers!!

So it’s not like there would’ve been a mass multitude of guys suddenly gravitating to paying for ass just because it’s legal.

Ok,another argument on the show was ‘religion base’.Those fucking hypocrites aka so-called religious people,obviously would oppose the legalization of prostitution(globally).

But the host posed the same damn question to them,”whether prostitution would be legal or not,y’all would still be against it.So what difference would it make if it were on the books as legal“?

Can I get a round of applause for stuttering LOL!!?

So the Christians don’t have a plausible reason to oppose legalizing prostitution.Nor do the FEMI-NAZI’s aka Feminists.

If I were anti-prostitution and came across a sexy-ass hooker on the strip:would I bang her just because prostitution is now legalized?Of course not!Our moral stances do NOT change based on legal & social policies.

Same goes for legalizing drugs.I don’t smoke at all.If marijuana was legalized tomorrow,would you then see me strolling down the street with a joint in my mouth looking like Cheech & Chong?NO!

So legalizing something does NOT mean society will then implode into mass drug use,and every faithful husband would then cheat on their boring wives by shagging $50 hookers.

So the feminist’s stance against prostitution is bullshit!

The Christian’s stance against it is bullshit.

And the legal & moral stance against it is also bullshit!

If a guy wanna bang a prostitute:let it be!The law shouldn’t be regulating who can bang whom(under whichever circumstance).Same as religion should keep its ass out of ‘who lays whom’.

Christmas-Eve Field Report & Sarge

It’s 2 AM,I’m just strolling in,tipsy as a MOFO,barely made it up my flight of stairs.Hoping I’m sober enough to write this field report without slurring on paper in other words.So forgive me if I get sloppy.

Ok guys,for those who follow me on Twitter,you would’ve known that I was out all night at a new bar.I was supposed to meet up with a Canadian girl(HB9)but she never showed[I showed up too late I believe].But I quickly settled into a rhythm.There were lots of chics strolling the streets outside the bar,so I decided to put my iPhone to whatever good use it has to snap some pics while my buddies game.

*[I fell asleep,just woke up Sunday morning feeling sober].

So before I went in the bar,I was chillin with few friends in a rental car tryna get at some HB’s at the Square[a popular-hussle & bussle area on the island].

A crew of fatties congregating.I guess they all roll in packs or herds[that was a low-blow I know].

My boy Box calls over the slimmest one out the crew to start gaming her.She has a pouch on the tummy.Apart from that:she’s a solid 9.3 in the face and figure.She’s tall as hell though!This chic is like 6’1!!!

HB-Tall’s chubby friend tries pulling the external interrupt by calling her over.Like a good friend-she obliges lol.As I was analyzing,there were major girl coding going on here.But my boy Box stays persistent and bust on her for having her friend control her lol.So he games on.

10 minutes later,my boy Box is still in set-not giving up easily as most guys would.Persistence is key here guys.The girl slowly walks off but Box stays at it LMAO.He was getting good vibes BTW.Just that her 1 fucking fat friend kept sabotaging the set.Most likely cause she wasn’t getting any play.I could’ve occupied the obstacle[to use heavy PUA term] but I was more concerned with breaking down the in-field dynamics.

Ok,Box continued gaming the tall HB all the way down the bloc so we pulled up on 2 chics standing in the fucking street[they do that a lot here-congregate in mid road].1 was super-slim,the other OK.Nothing much happened.

The fellaz stayed outside doing street pick up while I went solo to the bar straight ahead.

My first time in this new bar that just opened last week.No grenades here.The 2 bartenders were hot as furnaces.1 white,the other black.Wow,these girls were drinking on the job.That’s progressive LMAO.

I don’t usually game hired guns(waiters,bartenders,strippers,etc)but I chatted them up a bit.The black one(on the left)is from NY and the snowbunny is from Toronto[Soloist got me using that word hard].

My boys shortly came in,we grabbed a table,few bottles(red wine and Smirnoff) …IDK what the hell I was thinking but I went to the counter and said to the black bartender,”Do you still model”?Lmao must’ve been the alcohol talking to re-open with such a lame/AFC’ish question.She gave me a WTF grimace so I said,”When we chatted earlier,you told me you modeled”.The shit stalled,I C&B(crash and burn)…

Right next to our table was a 4 set.1 fat,other 3 model-figure[no footage though].I opened the set by saying to the chubby one(since she was the leader of the group/alpha female),”Hey,why dont you be a nice girl and take my pic”.You’re taking everyone else’s pic in the damn bar.What happened to me lol”!!?That was good banter line to break the ice[banter is the biggest part to my game].

As expected,she LOLs grabs her cam out her bag and took few photos of me and the boys.Before I got to chat up her friends via introduction[I didn't have a target in mind yet],some orbiter tries AMOG’ing me to lower my value and get me out of the set.But I did the best AMOG destroyer- ignored him[Nice lmao].

Fount out that they were from the NY Tri-State area(Waterbury,Connecticut),down here for the holiday.Before they bounced,they told us to meet up with them at some party or club.The details were vague(probably since they weren’t familiar with the island),so I didn’t even know where the hell to meet them with the boys.

*Key note here:It’s a must that you first open the leader of any set.You cannot open a set by going straight for the target and ignoring the leader of the group.You’ll get blown the fuck out via girl-code.So that’s why I’d opened the fat one since she was the loudest one:in other words leader of the set.So once you win her over,the other girls in her social circle MUST conform.

Conclusion
My boys bounced to the club,I was too tired and had a bit too much red wine so I took my ass home instead.No telling what would’ve transpired with the CT girls(had I went to the club)but fuck it.