HBO’s:”Game Change” Movie Review

Palin brought McCain down

Let me start off by saying:This was the best film I ever seen EVER!Hands all the way down!

I’m not really fond of movies.In fact,I don’t watch them(unless based on true occurencies).But so much positive hype and anticipation was drummed up behind this film(by Chris Matthews of MSNBC)- I just had to see it.

Plus my love and affection of everything politics, made watching this a “must-see” event.I even put aside a night of seducing hot chics at the bar, just to see “Game Change”[now that's critical LMAO]!

What did I learn?

1.)John McCain was actually a decent guy(as much as I hate his positions on war).His campaign team wanted to go negative and dirty on Obama,but McCain was adamantly against dirty politics,in spite of an inevitable defeat.

2.)Sara Palin was a political hot-mess on steroids!!She was a basket-case and a lose cannon,who fucked up McCain’s chances at presidency[although his team was at fault for picking Palin as his running-mate].

Anyway,I enjoyed the movie so much(which debut tonight I believed),I actually watched it twice- back to back on HBO!Now that’s a fucking treat!!

TV Match-Makers Give Shitty-Dating Advice

Commercial match-makers

It’s no secret that women give the worst dating advice in the world.Well actually-it is an anomaly,since everyone would assume that a woman would be most qualified to give dating tips on how to seduce a woman.But that’s a story for another time[women being shitty at seduction tips].

Don’t ask me why,but I’m addicted to watching those bullshit-ass “Match Maker” shows on cable,like Patti Stanger’s Millionaire Match Maker(on Bravo),and Steve Ward’s Tough Love(on VH1).

How many of these AFC’ish reality shows do they have on TV anyway!!!?

Just last week,I found out about another one called “Why am I still single”?The match-maker in this one is named Siggy Flicker- another female.

I like their no-nonsense approach to critiquing their clients on style,fashion and such.But in general,their advice to men is fucking horrible!Advocating pedestaling the women!What!!!

I watched an episode where Siggy scold 1 of her male clients for flirting on the date!In this regard,I love Patti,’cause she’s always encouraging the guys to k-close the girl and actually KINO lol.

But in most case,they advocate playing it safe,pedestaling and chivalry to the max[SMDH].Better off taking advice from watching Sitch & them on Jersey Shore bang hotties.’Cause it’s not in the guy’s interest to wine and dine some random chic on the first date,then play it safe and hope that she’d want to see you again:only for you to do the same pedestaling shit AGAIN!

Rather than advising guys to keep it light and crawl first,they’re prodding them to act all LTR on day 2′s(smh).Taking advice from commercial match-makers would have guys turn into true wussbags & doormats.

Chubby celebrities I’d do in a heartbeat

Well-it’s no secret that chunky rules,and that 80% of the women in the western world is over weight[might be bogus figures]…so what a black man to do when the option pool is so limited!!?

Ok,let’s get the proverbial ball rolling:

Yep!The princess of…what does she sing again?Anyway:Jessica Simpson!

Something about this chubby version of her that sets my libido skyrocketing lol!She can get the business!

Ok,next on my “would-do list”…

Jennifer Hudson-the R&B sensation.

Honestly,I’m not a fan of her music[couldn't name a song by her].But she’s SEXY as hell though!!!Last I heard and seen,she lost a lot of weight via some popular dieting program.Nevertheless,I’d rather go to bone-town with the chunkier version(as in the pic’ above).

What would life be like without lusting after a Kardashian!!!?
Contrary to popular belief-I find Chloé to be the sexiest and most bang-worthy of the sisters[LOL].I know the average guy is probably calling me fucking nuts right now but whateva man!!!She can get it on a rainy day.

Ok next!!!

[SMDH]Ok-for the record…I hate this chicc!And I mean hate with a capital friggin H!Her attitude and personality stinks like shit.Rather worst:that annoying souther accent she has(no diss to my Down South peoples).

Anyway,I don’t even know her real name-nor do I care to know it,so I’m calling her Nini(her on-screen pseudonym).Heard she was on the “Celebrity Apprentice” a while back.In spite of her shitty attitude:she would get taken to task!

Ok let’s get a drum roll for this one…………

Jersey Shore’s own sloppy duo:Deena & Snooks!
Mike the Sitch is my man,but are Denna & Snookie really that HUGE that he’d call them Sloppapotamus(synonymous with hippopotamus)?
Anywho,if I was the type of dude who dreams about ménage tois and 3-somes,which chubby chicas would be best to invite than these two!!!?

Ok,the grandaddy of em all[or grandmammy]….The queen of day-time TV.The only person in the world who’s admired by woman more than Jesus(lol)…

Yep!”The” Oprah Winfrey!

For the guys in the pick-up community who didn’t know this:I’m a HUGE MILF-HUNTER!

I never seen pics’ of “O” when she was much younger,but I heard she was HUMONGOUS HUGE!It seems like she generally fluctuates though.One minute she’s this size.Next she’s another…
She can definitely get it though.Has nothing to do with her riches.I’m not a gold-digger LMAO!