Sex comes when you least expect

Call it a Jedi-mind trick or some twisted sort of karma working against us.But for guys who get laid regularly,or even the ones who don’t,they would’ve been familiar with this dichotomous jinx.

Come on guys,I know there are times you’ve gone out,expecting to get laid,so you stuffed your pockets with condoms.

Then when you do go out(bar,club,party),shit doesn’t go according to plan,so you head back to the crib with the same 10 rubbers you left with.Even carrying just 1 condom seems to activate this weird jinx LMAO.

Likewise,there must have been times where you went out,forgot your rubbers,then sex just happens to fucking magically present itself SMFH.

Or how about the time you went out,totally had no intentions on banging anything,so you didn’t bother taking any condoms with you,then the high prospect of sex just happens to show its ugly head!!!

If you’re a man over the age of 25,and you’ve never had this jinx happen to you:then It’s safe to say that you’ve only been in less than 5 pussies throughout your manhood[that's a damn shame].

Field Report Of An HB9

Few years ago,I went clubbing at The Coast nightclub on the Caribbean island of Antigua.

My sole intentions were just to field test some newly learnt pick-up routines(mainly body language takeaways).No intentions of actually taking an HB home to sample her vagina.Strictly field testing.

Lo and behold!!!I inadvertently picked up the hottest girl in the club that Friday night!!!

Managed to pull her back to my expensive- downtown hotel[via PUA mind trick lol].

All along,it never dawned on me that I didn’t have any fucking rubbers!!!It was like 5 AM,all stores closed,I’m unfamiliar with the town,so I couldn’t find a 24 hour pharmacy to save my friggin’ life!

When I got this HB9 through the door,I realized that I’m actually about to fuck this hot chic!But I have no rubbers[Fuck!!]!!Not that I was against banging her raw dog(as I did every other chic prior).But time was winding down fast.I had a 6 AM flight to catch,and it was already after 5.So I really didn’t have adequate time to convince her to fuck raw.

So I sat her fine ass on the decorated bed,went to the bathroom and beat myself the fuck up for not buying any condoms in advance LMAO!

We proceeded,foreplay,head,cunnilingus[this chic was the 1st and only squirter I ever met.She literally squirted at will like 7 times as she orgasmed as I ate her pussy.This HB9 drenched the pillow that was on the other bed 10 feet away.No fucking joke brodie]!!!

I tried sliding the dick in(raw dog)under the radar on some covert-stealth shit [LMAO],but she protested subtly[token resistance that I could've overrode with the least of verbal play].I kissed her passionately again,ate her again to a squirt(from behind),quickly slid the head in,she jumped forward saying “No”.But it was the kind of “No” which really meant ‘YES’:keep trying and you’ll get it”.

In a moment of desperation and high state of horniness,she came up with a clever suggestion,”Why don’t you knock on the other guests’ doors and ask if anyone can loan you a spare condom“?

Wow!!A hot girl with brains LMAO!!

Took her suggestion and went banging on the doors of the other guests next door.It was like 5:40 AM,I had a 6 AM flight back home to NYC,and I’m having no fucking luck at waking anyone up!!!

Alas!!

Spotted a drunk dude who was probably coming from the club!I begged him for a rubber,and that I had a hot bitch in my room butt-ass naked.Told me to hold on,came back and handed me something which was the size of a fucking waffle. I was like,”Dude,my dick ain’t that big.I can’t fit this shit“!

Then he told me it was a female condom LMAO!!I was like WTF!!I never knew they existed,let alone how to use one.He said that’s all he had.

Hurried to take it to the chic and get busy.But she too never seen a female condom [LMBAO]!WTF!!She didn’t know how it works neither,so we struggled to read the faded instructions(to no avail),ripped it open[the shit was the size of a hair net],we both stood there confused as fuck!

Peeked at the clock and noticed I had about 20 minutes to get to the airport.Shit!!!!Took a quick shower,ditched the chic alone in the hotel…

What I learned:

1.)Sex comes when you least expect it.

2.)If you walk around with condoms,anticipating to get laid:you won’t get laid.

3.)When you don’t carry condoms,chances of getting laid is extremely higher.

So my solution was to never carry condoms on me,but at least have a stash home in case I brought a chic to the bachelor pad.

Am I the only guy who’s been in this predicament,where potential sex comes when he leasts expects.And it doesn’t come when he expects?

Dammit!!I can’t crack this chic!!!

I think that’s her sister on the right.

Fuck fuck fuck!!!

Sorry for the vulgarity but that’s how critical this is.

Every met that one chic whom you just can’t escalate on, take advantage and seal the deal?The type of chic who could be lying butt-ass naked in your bed but you just cannot act!?

Typically,I would’ve already NEXT’d this heffa for indirectly fucking up my game.But it’s not her fault LOL.She’s not the problem.She’s playing her part as far as being available and receptive to being seduced.

Background

She’s a pre-school teacher in her early 20′s.Sexy-ass Island girl.

I don’t usually rate girls as 10′s but she’s a solid HB10 on her worst days!

Anyway,I chatted her up few times,got her # on a separate occasion.

All this was about 9 months ago[let's say a year to be fair].

Sticking Point

I just can’t tap into my reservoir of game and charms to fucking seduce this chic!

Whenever I call her on the phone(mainly to set up a meet),I always flub it up by coming off as weird I guess LMAO.

It’s sought of a nervous energy around us whenever we chat or I happen to run into her(since she lives nearby).

As much as I want to and try to be seductive,charming and sexual-It just doesnt translate!It won’t come out!IDK WTF it is.

It’s rare that I run into a chic who does this to me:essentially throwing off my skills.

Make no mistake about it guys:it isn’t fear,AA(approach anxiety),nor any other inner game flaw.This dilemma is some puzzling Jedi-mind shit!

I think every guy has met a chic like this before or few times over the past years.

She just fucking saps the Alpha/bravery out of you,thus bringing out the AFC’ish side of you.

So far,I’ve charged her to the game by deleting her contact info from my phone(after realizing this won’t be going anywhere:due to my self-blocking).

Then out of the blue,I’d get a text from her 2 weeks down the line asking why haven’t she heard from me?What!!!

Of course I can’t say something cheesy and Beta as,”Well I deleted you since you have me feeling like a pussy”.Nah!That would be a virtual nail in the coffin.

So,I would end up reconnecting with her via phone and text.Whenever she’s in my area(coming from work-school),she’d give me a shout or text.I’d meet her but then get all pussy and wussy by not escalating and trying to lay this girl!

Make no mistakes about it:she is NOT rejecting my advances.Nor is she hard to bang.I can sense it that she’s ripe for the picking.But all I have to do is step it the fuck up.Hit the gas peddle!Easier said than done with this girl.

It beats the shit out of me trying to analyze whats’ really going on that’s freezing my game and preventing me from escalating.

It’s no secret that this chic likes me.She digging me hard!And it’s mutual!!

We chatted about 2 hours ago on a street corner.Flirted,giggly-bubbly vibe as usual.She gives off every IOI in the book which signifies that a girl is attracted to a guy.

With about 100 green lights in my favor to just ravishing this chic like a caveman;I just CANNOT escalate!Fuck!!!

This chic just fucks my game up:by no fault of hers LMAO!

Curious to know if any other guy in the manosphere has had this happen to them before.Where the chic is just totally into you but you cannot pull the trigger.