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I got kicked out the bar tonight for cursing out a bartender Bitch!
I’m so fucking pissed!!!!
Fore those who follow me on Twitter,yall would’ve known that I was totally pumped about hitting up the bars tonight and get my sarge on and hit on some hot chics(SNL in mind).
My intentions were to actually shoot some infield-footage video with my iPhone cam of picking up HB’s at bars.Cool so far.
Entered my favorite bar,ordered a glass of Disarrono topped with cranberry juice to get my night rolling.
Waiting to pay the female bartender aka ‘Queen Bitch’.She starts to get a nasty attitude saying,”I don’t know why yall don’t have the money out already instead of having to rummage through your pockets last minute to pay“.
If she didn’t have an attitude,I would’ve taken that line as some stupid sarcasm and brush it off.But the BITCH said it with a mean attitude and screwed-face for extra emphasis!!!!
A big argument ensued from me calling her a dumb bitch to her calling me cheap,wanna-be player muthafucka…She went all out on me with the low-blows,so I hit her with the ultimate low-blow:”WEIGHT“.This BITCH(and I used that word intentionally)was way out of shape,nasty and had a stink attitude to go with it.So during the heated argument,I told her to “lose some fucking weight” before trying to diss other muthafuckas!
She calls up security,they came and virtually booted me out the spot LMFAO!
Do I regret putting that ill-mannered BITCH in her place?Hell fucking no!!!
People with such stink-fucking attitude towards customers(who are paying their bills),should NOT be employed!!
That bum BITCH had no reason to get attitudish with me,when I’m putting money in her pockets.
Was so pissed after being booted out the bar,I wasn’t in the mind frame to sarge nor chat up any girls.So I went the fuck home opposed to bar hopping.On my way home,spotted an HB9,tried chatting her up,she rejected me so I cursed her ass out also.Sounds needy,but my state was already fucked up from the bar,so the negative energy just steam rolled.
And I can guarantee as I was booted out,all the guys were probably kissing that entitlement-BITCH’s ass afterwards.Men are so fucking pussified when it comes to standing up to so-called hot women or hired guns(bartenders) to put them in their place when they pretend to be high-society.The nasty attitude she had,she most likely has it with every regular customer.But average guys are so weak and doormat-like,they would take unwarranted verbal abuse from women without putting a hoe in check.
I’d curse a bitch out at the drop of a hat when she deserves it.This case was warranted and justified.Anyone who says otherwise:Fuck you!!I’m on my Rush Limbaugh shit right now.
2011 was my worst year ever[with chics & $$].
Bye bye Bastard!2011 can kiss my black ass!!
Why all the ranting and cursing?Just relieved that that wicked year is now behind me.Gloom & Doom pundits talking about 2012 being the end of the world…shit…2011 was the end of my world.My life had turned for the worse on 2 major fronts:Women & Money.
Economics
*I was virtually unemployed for the whole 2011.
*Flat-fucking broke for the most part[thankful that my on & off GF/babymama was generous enough to give me a financial lift at times].
*Weird irony[that's an irony in itself lol]:despite being unemployed the entire year of 2011,I miraculously obtained some cash to buy diapers and to squander at bars and clubs[Ok I know-bad decision to chose to buy booze when I'm broke].
*I was never the odd-job type nor the hustler,but I did a stint of construction(which I hated),home repairing for some old folks in my neighborhood LMAO,painting jobs for my landlord(to make up for owed rent)…
*During the real recession years of 2008,I was actually well-off financially and economically.Was working most of the year,got severed(due to the economical down-turn)then rehired a month later…So during the REAL recession-I was ok.Stalk contrast to 2011 which was supposed to be a post recession year.
Picking up women

Wow!Where the fuck should I start!!?2011 was the equivalent of Armageddon for me when it came to pick up.
*I had more success as a newbie to game as I did as a coach in 2011 LMAO[that's staggering]!
*I’d been flaked on by chics more times in 2011 than the combined years of being in the pick-up community.
*9 out of every 10 girls I #-closed resulted in flakes:be it online or in street pick ups.It was a flakerthon for my ass!Most of my flakes were documented on the pick-up artist forum website.
I can already sense a shifting tide although 2012 hasn’t even began yet[just the first week].
So hopefully 2011 was the worst it could’ve gotten for me on the chic front and financial front.My boy Johnny MILF Quest can relate lol.
Goodbye flakey-ass women!And Adios to unemployment[that's if I manage to find a stable job lmao].
I wouldn’t bang her with a 10 ft.pole!!!
It made me cringe just to look at the above photo of that MILF from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills[I do watch it when I'm bored now and then lol].
As much as I’m now against banging fatties and girls who blatantly neglects to take care of themselves(physically)…On the opposite side of the coin,I even as REPULSED to banging Stick-Figured Chics[eew,nasty].
As I browse my memory bank,I don’t believe I ever banged a scrawny girl in my 29 years of physical existence.
Seems counter-intuitive since the pick-up community usually lauds and drools over soon-to-be-anarexic chics SMDH.
But if you’re 1 pound shy of seeming bulimic ,or towing the line of anorexia:I wouldn’t touch you with another dude’s dick.
It’s fucking repulsing and nasty!!!
The key to the girls I’m attracted to are the ones who strike a nice balance in physique.Not scrawny-not obese.
And any guy that’d bang an Anna[my term for anorexic chics.I'm gonna get it copywritten to MOFOS,so don't steal it!]],would be a sick puppy.Might as well bang a crack-head from down the bloc.
So when I’m at a party or function,I screen out the too skinny and too fat,then proceed to seduce the ones who strike a decent accord and balance.
My Holiday Season Rant(and transformation)
Ah….What would Christmas be like without me ripping a new one into good-old Saint Nick?Can’t picture it I know.
This is the time of year where my inner-Grinch happens to rear it’s ugly head Hahahha!I’m actually not a Grinch in the sense of an old guy pacing up and down his house in pajamas and being a prick about Christmas.
I’ve managed to tone down my disdain of the holiday season(Christmas) a notch.Far removed from the days of kicking down my mother’s Christmas tree and tossing rocks at the neighbor’s decorated window in my Bronx neighborhood as a teen.
Adulthood has tamed the beast LMAO!Six years ago,I would relegate and confine myself to my crib during this season:work to home.Nowadays,I actually go out and have fun on Christmas(clubbing and hitting in chics).Something that would’ve been a NO-NO prior to 2005.
“Hey Kenny,why do you hate Christmas so much”?
I’m not going to dive too deeply into the philosophical & historical aspects of Christmas and its falsehood[but stay tuned suckers!!!That article is coming soon].
However,surface-wise,I’m not against the Holiday season per se.
The sheer hypocrisy just drives me crazy!
This season,time of year and Christmas are SUPPOSEDLY based on a man named JESUS.Cool-if that’s what they’re led to believe.
But how many TV/radio commercials and advertisements have you seen based on Jesus?
Where are the Jesus figurines and the Jesus bobble-head dolls and toys!!?
Where are the Jesus-based video games?Where have they been for the last 25 years,or however long Atari game consoles were invented[under 25 crowd may not know what an Atari is]?
So…where is this Jesus?Why isn’t he popping up anywhere in public,TV,media,stores,Walmarts,etc.?
I’ll tell you why.’Cause it has nothing to do with a man named Jesus!!!
Christmas is about,and always has been about Mula,Chedda(and I don’t mean the cheese),Greens,Cash,Doe,Paper…
And that is super fine with me!!I’m not opposed to making money LOL.Viva Capitalism!
But why not just cut out the whole Jesus,religion and Christianity part to it all since we can all agree that they have nothing to do with Christmas?
We should re-inform all the kiddies in Sunday schools and whichever schools that it was just all a myth.Santa isn’t real,Jesus isn’t real(at least not present on Earth),thus Christmas isn’t based on them.Nor does it have spiritual aspect to it.
It’s all about that Benjamin.And lots of it too LOL.Businesses are making a killing,profits out the fucking roof…And it’s all good.
I’m all for that!But kill the religion part to it.Eradicate the Jesus part to it.Boycott the Christmas stories and films based on Jesus and the wisemen.
Santa gets more recognition,praise and fame than Jesus during this season of the year LMAO.Maybe Santa was the one really born on Dec.25th.if you think about it.
CLOSING(Transformation):
I can’t believe I’m saying this(although I have been doing this for the past 6 years),but let’s do what we do:have fun,pass around presents,eat our asses off,go clubbing,get hammered and pissy drunk…
In the same instance,let’s skip the Jesus films and pass on going to church to attend some quasi-religious play or ceremony.
Let’s leave the religion out where it belong(since religions are the #1 cause of massacres,murders and rapes in the world ever since so-called creation).Let’s not be hypocrites to intermix religion(Jesus) with making money(since Jesus was anti-profit, and anti-capitalism).
My transformation comes into play that I can now do as everyone else does:tossing the sanctity and spiritual aspects aside while opting for the more fun part-PARTYING!
So,Holiday season wishes to all[still can't believe I'm saying that LOL].Get drunk(have a designated driver),bang hot girls,and celebrate like there’s no tomorrow!
What’s up with these pick-up gurus dissing PUA’s?
Man I’m friggin pissed with all the hypocrisy from these PUA gurus!!!
One minute,they’re enamored with the term PUA(pick-up artist).
The next:”Oh I’m not a PUA!Don’t call me a PUA!PUA’s are weird…,bla,bla,bla!
Aah STFU you winers!
Certain gurus[like Johnny Wolf],coined the term PUA and made it an underground house-hold name on the net.they were in loved with the concept or being a PUA.
Fast forward to 2011;they don’t want shit to do with the name PUA[oh no not the name]!Nada!
But do remember:the community made guys like Johnny Wolf into a fucking Rockstar!Classic case of biting the hand that feeds you ha.
Anyway,not too long ago on Facebook,Johnny posted a status update saying:
Any guy who adds him as friends with the word PUA in his name,he will NOT accept the request.
Wow!Talk about condescending!
Ok enough of Wolf.
Another guru to play himself a while back was Speer aka SalPeer of Speermethod.com.He’s 1 of my favorite gurus by the way.
But a few years ago,he was on a podcast with AJ & Jordan Harbinger of Pick-Up Podcast.Com(Speer’s interview),and Speer went on and on with his disses to the community and the term PUA!Although the community and Mystery made him lol!
Fast forward to 2011,Speer’s living in the Project Hollywood mansion,he dubbed himself 1 of the Kings of PUA,he co-organized the last PUA summit in LA the other day…!!!!

So he went from 1 of the best up-and-coming PUA’s[under Mystery & Love Drop],then turned a PUA hater around ’09,then a proclaimed PUA King in 2011!
Guys-don’t play both sides of the fucking fence!
I love Speer and his style of pick up for the record!
My Real Beef:
What I don’t like with all this back peddling is that those gurus seem to feel that PUA has a negative connotation as if it’s akin to “a dog,womanizer,etc.
Women don’t give a shit about a guy calling himself a PUA.She only cares about the results.
So if I say to my target that I’m a PUA,she’s not gonna run for the hills,”Oh you fucking womanizer”.
No!She’s gonna be intrigued,inquiring and curious:which leads to being attracted.
So all these gurus turned PUA haters need to take a chill pill with the bullshit and give props to the PU community which made them.
And by the way,all of those gurus still make a living selling products aimed at making the average frustrated chump into a PUA.
And isnt Johnny Wolf the owner of PUA Summit website?
So guys wanna make money off the name pick-up,but don’t wanna be associated with the name pick-up or PUA?
I commented on his latest blog post but he haven’t replied yet.
A few of us are ripping him a new one on Facebook right now as I type.But his ass ain’t responding to his comments on his Facebook status.
I used to think my man J Ripper,the owner of Casanova Crew.com,was being too harsh with the criticism and parody on certain gurus.But now I realize he has good reasons to beat up on certain community guys for fronting.
Viva the PUA community!!!
My rant continues with a follow up post coming later on.























