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Jesus: The Greatest Pick-Up Artist Of All Time
Brother Jesus was the hottest guy in town back in the day.Women threw themselves at him at random.
Jesus was the greatest PUA to walketh this Earth.Even if you doubt his existence was real;well this mythological character damn sure had hoards of chics attracted to him.
A social-fucking Rockstar to say the least!
Who can touch our bro’ Jesus when it comes to attracting women?
No one!!!Hands Down!!
The original Don Juans and Cassanovas couldn’t compare to Jesus!
Jesus was a cult-like hero.And as usual,women flock to these types like groupies at a Rap concert.
•Charisma
•Aloofness
•Air Of Mysticism
•Spiritualism
•Bravery/Badassism
•Rebelliousness
When brother Je’ spoke to people,it was done in parables and ambiguity. As we teach in the PUA community;ambiguity & vagueness are 2 of the most powerful component a guy can have during an interaction. Jesus had this down to a science!! For instance,if Jesus were here today frequenting nightclubs and bars(as he would do),and hotties were to chat him up,this is how the interaction would play out[check the spiritual vagueness]: HB10:“So Mr.Je’,do you like me”? Jesus:“Daughter of this world,if it’s 1 thing the heavens require of me,is to treat mankind as equals.What would contention suffice thine soul”? Translation:“Yes!I have the major hots for you”!! HB10:“Do you have a GF”? Jesus:“The divine realm from whence I came is so powerful,that spirits of both sexes conjoin to form spiritual bonds deeper than we can imagine”. Translation:“None of your fucking business!Doesn’t matter”! HB10:“So tell me a little about yourself Mr.Je’.Where you grew up”? Jesus:“The one who walketh the path of righteousness belongeth to the globe.Where I’m from has many mansions and stars but I can yet tell you.Be a good girl:and you’ll get there”. When communicating with the OYD(object of your desire),you never want to reveal too much.Keep your answers and statements vague and parable-like like Jesus.
It’s 2,000 since his supposed death(or supposed life),and women still go crazy over this cult figure!! Attend any church today(which I don’t recommend),and you’re sure to find 95% of the female congregation doing weird shit in the name of Jesus:fainting,chanting,crying,cursing,dancing,professing,testifying,praying… This dude Jesus remains a chic-magnet even after 2,000 fucking years LMAO! Your faithful wife wouldn’t hesitate to tell you that she would dump your ass at the drop of a hat if Jesus were to come around!! What power of this man!! I always say that if Jesus were to be here: all of us men would be fucking toast!Our women would be rebelling against us just for a minute of his time. What separates Jesus from the average man?An air of spiritual mysticism and mystery that he cultivates around himself and his speech. I find that women over ages 25 respond great to this sort of “Jesus Game”:spiritualism with over-the top vagueness.
Stop Being The 3rd.Wheel[3rd.Wheel-itis]!!
A strange-contageous disease I’ve been noticing over the past 10 years that’s been killing a lot of healthy men in the western hemisphere :3rd.Wheel-itis.
This shit is so covertly deadly and damaging to one’s well-being and self-esteem,that’s it’s difficult for physicians to detect:even with the highest of high-tech equipments.And the guys who’re suffering from it,seem to have no clue that they even have this deadly-social disease called “3rd.Wheel-itis”!
Fore-warning:[If you've been experiencing any of these symptons,quickly visit your nearest Pick-Up Artist or guy who has "Game" so he can administer treatment or a cure ASAP]. *Your buddy invites you on ‘his’ date,and you willingly tag along [gleefully]. *You’re contented being the odd-man out. *your buddy’s GF comes over,and instead you get the hint and bounce,you stay the course[essentially being a little cock-blocker]. *Your buddy’s date or GF says to you,“Hey Antoine,you can come with us.We don’t mine”.And you oblige rather than say to her,“Only if you bring a hot friend for me”. *Your buddy chats on the phone with a hot girl and you listen in over his shoulders like a fucking pussy. *Your buddy’s chatting to 2 girls,instead you chat up the other one,you’re satisfied just being there awkwardly. Once again,if you’ve been experiencing any of the chronic symptoms above,you most likely came down with the “3rd.Wheel-itis” disease.Get checked out PRONTO!Curing this deadly-social disease ‘EARLY’,just might be the difference between life and death. Disclaimer:This might be a painful pill to swallow,but I swear after treatment,you’ll feel like a brand-new fucking man!! If you’re unable to purchase the exclusive medications,and cannot afford treatment nor admission to “SocialKenny PUA’s 3rd.Wheel-Annonymous program”,here are few things you can do on your own to reverse the inevitable-death cycle of this disease: 1.)Whenever a friend invites you along on his date:Say fucking NO! 2.)If you’re caught in a social situation where you’re the odd-man out:please remove yourself from the situation.Come up with any excuse possible to bounce! 3.)Delete every girl from your phone’s contact,who had LJBF’d you(friend zoned you) because you’ve been 3rd.wheeling it so long. 4.)Although I don’t advocate praying(because it’s bullshit),however,feel free to get on your knees and say this prayer to whichever God you worship:“Dear God of ’3rd.Wheel-itis’,I beseech you and pray to you diligently to rid myself of this wretched-social disease that’s been killing me over the past years.I don’t know how much more I can bear of public humiliation.”. Following the above at-home prescription,you’re bound to see changes rapidly to your self-esteem,sex life(if you had one-which I doubt) and your overall confidence. Push comes to shove where nothing I recommended worked,it grieves me to say that the only other option is to swallow a dose of my Cyanide Pill and go out peacefully instead of suffering for years to come Prolong suffering from “3rd.wheel-itis” will not be a pretty occurrence.So get tested,treated and cured. Peace out from Dr.SocialKenny PUA.
Guy suffering from 3rd.Wheel-itis withdrawal.You don’t wanna be this guy.
Fat people should be banned from driving
Disclaimer:Socialkenny does NOT hate fat people:I abhor ‘lazy’ people who neglect a more active lifestyle[there's a slight difference].
Ok people,it’s been a while since I unleashed my wrath on that ugly bitch named Obesity.FFY’s jihad on fat women has died down since New Years,so…
Apart from witnessing border-line obese people in fast-food joints,stuffing their faces with grease-laden fried chicken,side of fries topped with melted cheese…and a milk shake[damn,I just got hungry typing that].The 2nd.most deplorable sight is seeing them actuallydrive away afterwards!For crying out loud- don’t we walk anymore?
I used to frequent a library to chat up a sexy librarian(HB8.3).Her co-librarian must have weighed in at a cool 350 lbs.on her lightest day[no joke].
But the thing that was so disturbing; this woman who was obviously 250 lbs.over-weight,would wobble into her truck just to drive 1 bloc away to get lunch from a fast food joint!!
Isolated case?Hell no!!
This is the culture of the western world today(especially that fat bitch America),where over-weight people,who should be walking by all means,would make a conscious decision to drive instead of taking the 10 minute journey on foot.
With that said,the DMV should revoke all licenses of people weighing over 280 lbs.until they make an effort to change their lazy lifestyle and habits.Then- and only then,should their drivers’ licenses be reinstated.
Same applies for riding public transportation:ban their ass!MTA should be manning every subway station in NYC preventing people weighing over 300 lbs.from riding.Let them walk from Pelham Bay(in the Bronx) to Columbus Circle(in Manhattan) in hopes of shedding the extra pounds.Those unfamiliar with NYC:that’s pretty much a 5 hour walk[I can already foresee the in-humane society trying to shut my blog down LOL].
Call it tough love,in-humane or discriminatory,but a little of that is necessary some times for a healthier society.
Ahh,now that’s more like it.
The Photos SocialKenny Doesn’t Want You To See[Exclusive].
Hello people,this is Alpha Sam & JonnyPUA aka “The Pick-Up Community’s Paparazzi Crew” reporting our latest findings.
We’ve been covertly following this no- Game having SocialKenny,hoping to catch his ass in some compromising situations in order to expose him as a fatty-loving,hooker-banging,no-having Game fraud.
* Exhibit A:We took these 2 photos of him all chummy with a fat girl (SMDH)outside of the Green Door nightclub,violating the #1 rule of the PUA community:”No gaming fat girls”!By the stupid expression on his face,you can clearly see that his ass is shitting bricks.
*Exhibit B:WTF,is he dating her!!?We took this photo of that bitch SocialKenny, at the beach with the same fat girl from pic’ 1.And he had the nerve to tongue her down SMDH!!
*Exhibit C:He pulled this hot girl at a Reggae concert,but as far as we reported-she flaked later that night on his no-game having ass LMAO!!
*Exhibit D:We secretly followed him to Santo Domingo,where he was unable to pick up girls with his mediocre skills.So he hired a cheap hooker for the night and spent on her like he was Santa Clause[SMH].She ends up fleeing the hotel without giving him what he’d paid for LMAO!!
*Exhibit E:We snapped a few shots of this MOFO grinding on some fat girls at “The Coast” nightclub on the island of Antigua.This bastard SocialKenny has no standards and no Game,so he has to settle for seducing huge women 3 times his size SMDH.
We’ll continue our surveillance of this fatty-banging,no Game having Socialkenny,who’s a disgrace to the seduction community.
His next trip is to Cuba,where he plans on banging Latina prostitutes and more fat girls.We’ll keep y’all posted with some more footage of the debauchery.Alpha Sam & JonnyPUA from “Pick-Up Community Paparazzi Team” signing off.
The “Occupy Valentine’s Day” Movement.
Fellow-Manosphere blogger, The Private Man,had actually gotten the ball rolling first with his post[Occupy Valentines Day].So it’s only right that I perpetuate the message.
So-we’ve had “Occupy Wall Street,Occupy Seattle,Occupy Oakland,Occupy Main,Occupy SOPA(those MOFOs who’re trying to censor the net)…we’ve had all kinds of “occupy movements” as of late.But the Manosphere & The Pick-Up Community are revving this shit up a notch LMAO!!
Betas; move the fuck over to the side!!
Men with “Game”,and pick-up artists,are quite friggin’ disgusted that it’s 2012,and there are still men out there(or wannabe-men)looking forward to Valentine’s Day with hearts,chocolates and roses on their agendas[SMDH].
Please do us real men a favor and Kill ya’llselves!!Ok,that might’ve been a tad drastic:well-slap ya’llselves then!!
Beta-Males have been fucking it up for Alpha-Males way too long.I’ll be damned if my GF approaches me expecting new lingeries,matching bra-panties,an expensive box of chocolates,roses…and to top it off:a romantic night on the town[NOOOO!!!!]!
*Let me make this clear:There’s nothing wrong with treating your woman/GF/wife to nice things(if she’s deserving).
The problem comes in where you have PUSSIES,BETAS,SIMPS,TRICKS,and NICE-GUYS buying girls shit for Valentine’s,when they haven’t even sampled the “ pink flesh” as yet LMAO!
We real men(Alpha’s),have to get serious, to start setting a new policy when it comes to what we SHOULD and should NOT do for Valentine’s.
If the Betas and wussy-nice guys won’t get on board:let’s throw them all in the fucking river to drown!!!
Any guy who spends a red centavo[this Valentine's] on a chic whom he hasn’t banged yet:he should be castrated and burned at the stake for committing treason against the United Manosphere.
Viva el Alpha male!!
Death to St.Valentine and his money-making day!
Fuck Cupid up the ass with the bow and arrow!
Have the gall and balls to occupy Valentine’s Day guys!Get the hell off the couch,put down that bag of potato chips,call your buddies and inform them of the lock-out!Grab your banners and placards,head to your nearest town square,mall or Victoria Secret,and let’s chant:”We Won’t Spend!!We Won’t Spend!!We Won’t Spend!!!
Notice:For those who wanna grow some balls and sign up,feel free to contact one of the following Alphas:RooshV,The Private Man,Soloist ,Alpha Persona,Donlak,Jordan,Krauser PUA,Bronan,Alpha Wolf,Blaze,Justin PUA,Roissy,Reema,Danny from 504…
Or dial 1-800 Alphamen.
BTW,my fellow pick-up artist from Seaside Heights(Jersey Shore), Jersey Boy PUA ,writes a lot about romance with an alpha touch[doesn't know if he still updates his blog though].
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