Most Bangable Pop-Culture Chic of 2011.

Hey guys,I’m just gonna post my top 3 most bang-worthy TV personalities of 2011.Be it actresses,singers,fitness gurus,…doesn’t matter!As long as their asses been on TV[pop-culture]more than twice for the year.

Call this my “going out with a bang” list for the year’s end [Woa!!].

Jillian Michaels

I’m usually disgusted by chics with abs and more toned biceps than I got.But JM sexy as hell!All those fitness informercials at 4 A.M. got me sprung LMAO!

Lauren London

This chic is said to be on Entourage and 90210.I hate those 2 shows so I never actually seen her on there.She did play in the movie ATL(which I hated),which landed her on my bang-list for 2011.She does modeling also.

Paula Abdul

My bang-list would not be complete without a hot MILF on it.
For those who know me(or been following my blog),y’all would’ve known that I’m a relentless MILF-Hunter to say the least LOL!Can’t think of a hotter Cougar than Paula.

Well that was it guys.I don’t care how Jimmy’s list looks.I don’t care who’s on Joe Blow’s list.This is Kenny’s list!!!

But I do wanna know who’s on y’all lists.Holla back bloggers!

Chubby celebrities I’d do in a heartbeat

Well-it’s no secret that chunky rules,and that 80% of the women in the western world is over weight[might be bogus figures]…so what a black man to do when the option pool is so limited!!?

Ok,let’s get the proverbial ball rolling:

Yep!The princess of…what does she sing again?Anyway:Jessica Simpson!

Something about this chubby version of her that sets my libido skyrocketing lol!She can get the business!

Ok,next on my “would-do list”…

Jennifer Hudson-the R&B sensation.

Honestly,I’m not a fan of her music[couldn't name a song by her].But she’s SEXY as hell though!!!Last I heard and seen,she lost a lot of weight via some popular dieting program.Nevertheless,I’d rather go to bone-town with the chunkier version(as in the pic’ above).

What would life be like without lusting after a Kardashian!!!?
Contrary to popular belief-I find Chloé to be the sexiest and most bang-worthy of the sisters[LOL].I know the average guy is probably calling me fucking nuts right now but whateva man!!!She can get it on a rainy day.

Ok next!!!

[SMDH]Ok-for the record…I hate this chicc!And I mean hate with a capital friggin H!Her attitude and personality stinks like shit.Rather worst:that annoying souther accent she has(no diss to my Down South peoples).

Anyway,I don’t even know her real name-nor do I care to know it,so I’m calling her Nini(her on-screen pseudonym).Heard she was on the “Celebrity Apprentice” a while back.In spite of her shitty attitude:she would get taken to task!

Ok let’s get a drum roll for this one…………

Jersey Shore’s own sloppy duo:Deena & Snooks!
Mike the Sitch is my man,but are Denna & Snookie really that HUGE that he’d call them Sloppapotamus(synonymous with hippopotamus)?
Anywho,if I was the type of dude who dreams about ménage tois and 3-somes,which chubby chicas would be best to invite than these two!!!?

Ok,the grandaddy of em all[or grandmammy]….The queen of day-time TV.The only person in the world who’s admired by woman more than Jesus(lol)…

Yep!”The” Oprah Winfrey!

For the guys in the pick-up community who didn’t know this:I’m a HUGE MILF-HUNTER!

I never seen pics’ of “O” when she was much younger,but I heard she was HUMONGOUS HUGE!It seems like she generally fluctuates though.One minute she’s this size.Next she’s another…
She can definitely get it though.Has nothing to do with her riches.I’m not a gold-digger LMAO!