Still fucking unemployed!!

What does it take nowadays to land a fucking job:be it a shitty one or decent one at that?Not even if I resorted to talking to Jose about a job on his tomato plantation would that seem to suffice SMDH.

I’m at the point where selling my body for some cash is looking pretty reasonable right now LMAO[not on any homo shit but to start banging undesirable obese-women].Watching a few episodes of the Showtime Network’s Gigolo has me entertaining the idea lol.

STATISTICS:

I haven’t been officially taking stats on my job search,but over the past year,I’ve applied for about 20 jobs[staggering I know lol] and landed NADA,ZERO,ZILCH,whatever the hell you wanna call it.I’m 0 for 20 in the jobs department.My sex life has more positive numbers[despite the friggin' flakes].

Among the places I applied to were 3-5 star hotel/resorts here on island.I never thought it would be so fucking difficult to get a bartending gig.Since when was bartending such a highly coveted and prized job that these MOFOS keep denying my applications!!?

To add salt to the wound,the most recent hotel which rejected my resume for a bartender,I did some follow-up research and discovered that they’d hired a muthafucking 18-year old chic as the new bartender for the vacancy SMDH!!Fresh out of high school,no work experience,no experience in mixology,couldn’t tell the difference between an Apple Martini and a Sex on the Beach-yet she gets the fucking job!!!!?

Well I guess pussy/sex does sell!

These bastards down here in the Caribbean don’t hire potential employees based on work experience,certificates nor qualifications.As long as you have a vajayjay between the legs:those employers salivate at the possibility of easy sex or indirect bribery.

I wonder how my fellow pick-up artist Johnny MILF Quest has been doing in the UK(since we’re in the same fucked-up boat).Holla at me Milf Quest!

Seems like my next best option would be to go on the road and take a world tour like my man Turner been doing(Around the world in 80 jobs).Mexico is looking brighter as far as employment is concerned LMAO!!

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To stay active and some what sane,my landlord owns a beach bar here on the island[The Pink Sand Beach Bar],so I’ve been pitching in at his joint as a bartender.

*The upside and plus to that is that I get to game hot-ass tourists and further my credentials as a drink-mixologist.

*The downside is that I’m not fucking getting paid!

A year of unemployment,shitty-odd jobs and being tossed on the back-burner by backwards establishments and companies is a hard pill to swallow.

If most of my time wasn’t spend picking up women,I swear I would’ve gone AWOL and MIA.

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Added Info:
Last week,I’d applied for a security job at the international airport(from an ad in the newspaper).So I’d basically be like those hated-TSA guys(in America)who harass travelers at the airports.

What better job than to be watching sexy-ass tourists everyday and get the opportunity to actually grope them legally in a pat down LMAO[just kidding feminists].

So-we’ll see how that goes down.

I can be this lucky guy soon.

2011 was my worst year ever[with chics & $$].

Bye bye Bastard!2011 can kiss my black ass!!

Why all the ranting and cursing?Just relieved that that wicked year is now behind me.Gloom & Doom pundits talking about 2012 being the end of the world…shit…2011 was the end of my world.My life had turned for the worse on 2 major fronts:Women & Money.

Economics

*I was virtually unemployed for the whole 2011.

*Flat-fucking broke for the most part[thankful that my on & off GF/babymama was generous enough to give me a financial lift at times].

*Weird irony[that's an irony in itself lol]:despite being unemployed the entire year of 2011,I miraculously obtained some cash to buy diapers and to squander at bars and clubs[Ok I know-bad decision to chose to buy booze when I'm broke].

*I was never the odd-job type nor the hustler,but I did a stint of construction(which I hated),home repairing for some old folks in my neighborhood LMAO,painting jobs for my landlord(to make up for owed rent)…

*During the real recession years of 2008,I was actually well-off financially and economically.Was working most of the year,got severed(due to the economical down-turn)then rehired a month later…So during the REAL recession-I was ok.Stalk contrast to 2011 which was supposed to be a post recession year.

Picking up women

Wow!Where the fuck should I start!!?2011 was the equivalent of Armageddon for me when it came to pick up.

*I had more success as a newbie to game as I did as a coach in 2011 LMAO[that's staggering]!

*I’d been flaked on by chics more times in 2011 than the combined years of being in the pick-up community.

*9 out of every 10 girls I #-closed resulted in flakes:be it online or in street pick ups.It was a flakerthon for my ass!Most of my flakes were documented on the pick-up artist forum website.

I can already sense a shifting tide although 2012 hasn’t even began yet[just the first week].

So hopefully 2011 was the worst it could’ve gotten for me on the chic front and financial front.My boy Johnny MILF Quest can relate lol.

Goodbye flakey-ass women!And Adios to unemployment[that's if I manage to find a stable job lmao].