Category Archives: Dating Tips
This BBM-broadcast message should make any guy cringe[women suck at courtship advice].
I hate these broadcast messages that ppl send via BB messenger.Anyone sends them my way:DELETE!
Chics suck major-donkey balls when it comes to advising men on how to seduce and keep women.
If you never heard this before,let me say it loud and fucking clear to the guys/AFC’s who are unfortunately not in the ‘know’:Never listen to girls when it comes to advice on picking them up!They will lead you down the path of perpetual masturbation!
For the record:I hate BBM- broadcast messages,or whatever the hell they’re called.Any b***h who sends me those are instantly deleted.
Some chic had the cojones to defy my rules and send me the following Blackberry-Messenger broadcast message,which resulted in me unleashing a verbal tirade on her ass!
Anyway,check the misleading,generic advice she issued out to every guy in her BBM-contact list.Please Manosphere;try not to be offended:
How to keep a girlfriend:
1. Text her first
2. Ring her once and a while
3. Talk to her ALL the time
4. Don’t go shy around her
5. Don’t be a boring texter
6. Flirt with her
7. Don’t like other girls photos on facebook
8. Always say goodnight
9. Call her beautiful or babe
10. Don’t make her jealous
11. Don’t flirt or chat up other girls.
12. Post up a pic of your girl on your display once inna while. It Makes her feel special.
13. Dont compare her too other women.
14. Do something special for her out of the blue. 15. Compliment your woman. Even thou she is not always dress up .
Ladies- forward this if you want a man like this!Or you have one;;)
fellas- forward this too help the brothers keep their girl. (y)
SHARE THE TIPS.
Wow!!That was friggin’ painful to swallow LMBAO!!!
The only points which were reasonable advice were points:2,4,5,6,14,15.
But how about,“Talk to her all the time,Always say goodnight,Call her babes,Don’t make her jealous,Don’t chat up other girls”…
If you wanna remain single and remain a doormat to the OYD(object of your desires),feel free to religiously follow every advice above.
Stop Being The 3rd.Wheel[3rd.Wheel-itis]!!
A strange-contageous disease I’ve been noticing over the past 10 years that’s been killing a lot of healthy men in the western hemisphere :3rd.Wheel-itis.
This shit is so covertly deadly and damaging to one’s well-being and self-esteem,that’s it’s difficult for physicians to detect:even with the highest of high-tech equipments.And the guys who’re suffering from it,seem to have no clue that they even have this deadly-social disease called “3rd.Wheel-itis”!
Fore-warning:[If you've been experiencing any of these symptons,quickly visit your nearest Pick-Up Artist or guy who has "Game" so he can administer treatment or a cure ASAP]. *Your buddy invites you on ‘his’ date,and you willingly tag along [gleefully]. *You’re contented being the odd-man out. *your buddy’s GF comes over,and instead you get the hint and bounce,you stay the course[essentially being a little cock-blocker]. *Your buddy’s date or GF says to you,“Hey Antoine,you can come with us.We don’t mine”.And you oblige rather than say to her,“Only if you bring a hot friend for me”. *Your buddy chats on the phone with a hot girl and you listen in over his shoulders like a fucking pussy. *Your buddy’s chatting to 2 girls,instead you chat up the other one,you’re satisfied just being there awkwardly. Once again,if you’ve been experiencing any of the chronic symptoms above,you most likely came down with the “3rd.Wheel-itis” disease.Get checked out PRONTO!Curing this deadly-social disease ‘EARLY’,just might be the difference between life and death. Disclaimer:This might be a painful pill to swallow,but I swear after treatment,you’ll feel like a brand-new fucking man!! If you’re unable to purchase the exclusive medications,and cannot afford treatment nor admission to “SocialKenny PUA’s 3rd.Wheel-Annonymous program”,here are few things you can do on your own to reverse the inevitable-death cycle of this disease: 1.)Whenever a friend invites you along on his date:Say fucking NO! 2.)If you’re caught in a social situation where you’re the odd-man out:please remove yourself from the situation.Come up with any excuse possible to bounce! 3.)Delete every girl from your phone’s contact,who had LJBF’d you(friend zoned you) because you’ve been 3rd.wheeling it so long. 4.)Although I don’t advocate praying(because it’s bullshit),however,feel free to get on your knees and say this prayer to whichever God you worship:“Dear God of ’3rd.Wheel-itis’,I beseech you and pray to you diligently to rid myself of this wretched-social disease that’s been killing me over the past years.I don’t know how much more I can bear of public humiliation.”. Following the above at-home prescription,you’re bound to see changes rapidly to your self-esteem,sex life(if you had one-which I doubt) and your overall confidence. Push comes to shove where nothing I recommended worked,it grieves me to say that the only other option is to swallow a dose of my Cyanide Pill and go out peacefully instead of suffering for years to come Prolong suffering from “3rd.wheel-itis” will not be a pretty occurrence.So get tested,treated and cured. Peace out from Dr.SocialKenny PUA.
Guy suffering from 3rd.Wheel-itis withdrawal.You don’t wanna be this guy.
Get laid tonight by pulling robberies!!
Socialkenny aint playing fair now
No idiots!This is not a “how to” article on pulling off bank heists and street robberies[nah that's too easy].
This is not even an article to be honest.
It’s more of a mind set/frame for how I’m feeling towards seducing women in the early half of 2012.
I’ve been allowing too many Beta’s and wussies to live:in the sense of letting them continue to spit mediocrity at HB’s/hot women whom I have all intentions of bagging up like groceries.
There’s not a worst feeling in the world like being in a bar,standing next to a 2-set of a guy chatting up a girl about the most lamest shit in the world.
I either have 3 choices,1.)Stay there and suffer through it all,2.)Just walk away,3.)Open the girl and blow the fucking dude out the water!!
Unfortunately,I’ve been playing this good-guy shit for too long now,where I”d opt for leaving or just stay there and suffer.
From tonight on(until I either get punched in the face or some shit),I’m gonna consciously go out with the intention to pull robberies!!!
No more Mr.Fucking Nice Guy!!
So beware AFC’s!Kenny’s on some hardcore shit for the time being!
Girls want to be seduced:not befriended.
Too many nights I’d leave the club empty-handed to resort to spanking the monkey at a porn flick…all because I allowed some lame dudes to befriend my target.
So a great tip to getting laid tonight guys is pull the fucking robbery!!!
“2 Major-Blogging Mistakes[that'd kill your blog]“!!
I’ve been wanting to compose this article for a long time now,but kept getting sidetracked by more interesting topics like:How to get one-night stands?[LOL].
Ok,serious biz!!
I’m actually a vet at blogging.I’ve had 3 websites over the past 4 years[Kenny's Tips,Alpha Tips & Alpha Nightz].Those blogs were seduction/picking up girls based.
Unfortunately-all 3 of those sites perished rapidly.They went down faster than a limp dick after ejaculation[just saying].Reason being:I never kept up(no new content)and eventually lost interest.So I’m speaking from experience here(on what kills a blog).
In order to avoid your blog being hauled off to the bloggersphere- graveyard:Avoid the following 2 blogging mistakes!
*It’s quite elementary[and it's called manners and courtesy],that when someone actually takes time out of their day to post a comment on your blog article,You should fucking reply!!
*I know it’s the 21st.century and manners are somewhat a thing of old.But in order to have a successful blog or website:You have to have and give feedback with your readers/commentors!
*Nothing drastic is required in doing this.Just re-reply with a “Thank you,thanks for checking out my blog”,etc.That wasn’t hard,right?Didn’t feel like climbing up Mt.Everest with a ton lb.gorilla on your back,did it?
*So just show some blog-love by giving thanks to people who comment on your posts via re-replying.Doing so WILL save your blog,push it’s rankings,and increase visibility and gain more readers.Who would want that?
*To me,this is the gravest mistake bloggers make!It surpasses mistake #1.
*If you don’t read others’ blogs nor leave comments or feedbacks,why the hell would they check yours out!!!
*The more blogs you subscribe to,and the more blogs you leave comments on,the more willing that person would most likely be in returning the favor and check out your blog!!I thought this was fucking common sense!!!?
Example:
*There are many bloggers who specialize in my field(seducing women).We are part of this underground-fraternity called The Seduction Community/Pick-Up Community.Quite naturally,you’d think that those guys would be interactive on fellow-PUA blogs.Think again SMH!They dont check out other blogs,nor do they reply to comments.Then they wonder why their blogs are failing and people are unsubscribing(I am).
*Those blogs WILL die out fast,and most are on their dying beds.Most of those guys could only get 1 comment on their posts…and most times-that 1 comment is from me LMAO.Yet they still don’t have the courtesy to comment on any of my post SMH.I think that’s what we call Envy & Jealousy.
*So rather than being envious,high & mighty and obnoxious about another person’s blog success.Remember,it’s quite easy to have a successful blog too:Just show love by commenting on others’ blogs.
A successful blog takes dedication and time.
It doesn’t matter how stunning of an article one can compose:if you’re making the above 2 mistakes,then no one will check out that article,and it will pretty much go unnoticed and uncommented!
I read MANY stunning,off-the hook,superb articles every day by fellow bloggers.Yet no one is checking them out nor commenting.Then the writer gets discouraged that his/her best work went unnoticed,then they eventually lose interest in blogging,then their blog subsequently dies and get buried.
It happened to me 3 times with 3 different sites over the last 4 years.And all I had to do was to show some blog love by avoiding the 2 mistakes mentioned,and comment on others’ blogs,and whenever others comment on my articles-I ensure that I thank the commentor PRONTO.
P.S.Much thanks to everyone who generally read and comment on my posts[too numerous to mention].This isn’t a “bash”,but an advisory post to a successful blog.
Taking it slow with women:’A DEADLY mistake’!!
I’m back muthafuckas!!!Well I been back.Never left actually,but haven’t been posting any seduction/pick-up tips and advice lately.A lot of my fellow pick-up artists have been beating me the hell up on Twitter & Facebook:saying that I’ve sold out and succumbed to the lure of “PUSSY”-aka female bloggers.And that most of my recent contents has been random babbling to please female bloggers LMAO!With that in mind,I have something for the fellaz[yay!!].
Ok,those familiar with the pick-up community,would’ve already known that :1 of the BIGGEST mistake a guy can ever make when trying to get with a girl, is to take it slow.
The guys who believe that what I said is Bullshit:do me a favor and Castrate yourself!Nah-better yet:Kill yourself,since you’ve fallen for the fucking proverbial okydoke[or however it's spelt lol].
It’s 2012 and Beta-males(average guys who know nothing about getting laid)still have this flawed idea that you should take it slow SMDH!Well, if y’all are reading this[I know you fuckers are]:consider this post a life-saver and a means to getting your dry penises wett.And not from whacking off but via vaginal fluids.
Why do men take it slow?
Three reasons:
1.)Social pressure
2.)Fear of rejection
3.)Being flat-out PUSSIES!
Let’s address “Fear of being rejected by the girl”.
*When an average guy meets a 7 to 10[on the looks scale],or any girl who’s normally out of his league,his first instinct is to ‘not lose her,not offend her,not to turn her off’.so he’s essentially afraid to be rejected by this girl who’s out of his league.With that fear in mind:he commits the stupid mistake of taking it slow.
Why should I not take it slow?
1.The girl WON’T respect you as a real man if you move slow.
2.You obviously WON’T be getting any any time soon if you drag it out.
3.You WON’T be able to compete with other guys who are faster.Thus the fastest guy gets the girl.
And let me leave y’all fellaz with this key-parting note that’d get you banging more girls from now on(by moving fast);She will NEVER tell you that you’re moving too slow and to pick up the pace and fuck her.
So,your rule of thumb should always be to move FAST as possible!If she rejects your advances(which every girl would initially) as too fast:then re-calibrate,ease the fuck back and try again.
But if you’re playing this ‘Mr.Respectable’,and moving like a snail,she will Friend Zone your ass!!That is where taking it slow leads to:the dreaded friend zone,where you’re walking her home every night for the past 3 months,while a fast-moving badboy like me is laying her(although I just met her 3 days ago).
So you want her to say,”Stop-you’re moving too fast”.Opposed to saying,”You’re moving too slow”.And like I told you:no woman on the face of this Earth will EVER tell a guy he’s moving too slow.She will gather with her girlfriends over some cocktails and shame the fuck out of you for moving too slow.So don’t become the laughing-stock of her social circle as “the guy who just doesn’t get it”.She won’t respect you for taking it slow!
TV Match-Makers Give Shitty-Dating Advice
Commercial match-makers
It’s no secret that women give the worst dating advice in the world.Well actually-it is an anomaly,since everyone would assume that a woman would be most qualified to give dating tips on how to seduce a woman.But that’s a story for another time[women being shitty at seduction tips].
Don’t ask me why,but I’m addicted to watching those bullshit-ass “Match Maker” shows on cable,like Patti Stanger’s Millionaire Match Maker(on Bravo),and Steve Ward’s Tough Love(on VH1).
How many of these AFC’ish reality shows do they have on TV anyway!!!?
Just last week,I found out about another one called “Why am I still single”?The match-maker in this one is named Siggy Flicker- another female.
I like their no-nonsense approach to critiquing their clients on style,fashion and such.But in general,their advice to men is fucking horrible!Advocating pedestaling the women!What!!!
I watched an episode where Siggy scold 1 of her male clients for flirting on the date!In this regard,I love Patti,’cause she’s always encouraging the guys to k-close the girl and actually KINO lol.
But in most case,they advocate playing it safe,pedestaling and chivalry to the max[SMDH].Better off taking advice from watching Sitch & them on Jersey Shore bang hotties.’Cause it’s not in the guy’s interest to wine and dine some random chic on the first date,then play it safe and hope that she’d want to see you again:only for you to do the same pedestaling shit AGAIN!
Rather than advising guys to keep it light and crawl first,they’re prodding them to act all LTR on day 2′s(smh).Taking advice from commercial match-makers would have guys turn into true wussbags & doormats.
“She’s my WHORE-not yours”!!!
Before anyone try crucify me for labeling women as whores…-I can explain lol[BTW,hope I don't lose any valued- female readers].
Plus I didn’t call her a whore-the other guy did!
Ok let’s dive right in!
Hold on!Before I do,I just wanna say that I learned a valuable lesson from this incident.And I see other guys making this same elusive mistake on the regular.
Anyway,few years ago,I went through a massive sexual drought for about 2 months.I mean,I couldn’t lay anything if my life depended on it!I was better off going celibate opposed to virtually killing myself from not getting any coochie[SMDH]!
So what a man to do…?
Start banging Hookers like there’s no tomorrow!!?Naaaaah!BTW, I’m not against purchasing some cheap ass at a whore house-but I opted for a more challenging experience:Search for some quick ass[go fucking figure]!
In search of a Hood Rat
Few of my buddies[Unit & M***a]were banging a neighborhood rat,so they gave me the plug and the scoop on her.We all met up at a bar and my wingman Unit phoned the chicc to meet us there.
The plan was for me to get some quick ass later on after spitting some mediocre game at her.
The PYT came through,we all chatted,flirted hard,exchanged #’s and all.She told me to call her later that night[YES!!!!].
Finally!I’m gonna satiate this nagging-sexual urge that’s been killing me for 2 months now!
So I thought.
Later that night after the bar:
Called the PYT(Pretty Young Thing)hoodrat.No answer!Phone rang out and went straight to voice mail.
Called again about 10 minutes later.Same shit!
Fuck!!!!!
Called up my wingman Unit:
Me:”Yo,I thought you told me this chicc’s supposed to be free right now”!!
Unit:”That’s what she said at the bar.Don’t sweat it.Ima scoop her up in my ride and meet up with you later”.
That never materialized.
Following night,I’m in beast-mode to the fullest.Pissed off that this b**** would play me like this by not answering ,nor replying.
Called her up Saturday night.Finally:there is a God lol!!!
She hit with me the classic BS,“Oh I fell asleep”.Whateva!
We set up a meet for 8 pm.Trying to not come off as needy and desperate like an AFC-I called a little after 8[wink wink].
Guess what…?
Yep!The b**** screened my called straight to voice mail LMAO!
At that point,I went Charlie Sheen!I couldn’t believe this witch had the proverbial balls to flake on me!
“Doesn’t she know who I am!!?I’m a fucking pick-up artist.I lay hot b****es for a living”!
Note:It’s funny how we guys rationalize things to ourselves when we’re flaked on(smh).
Called her back,no answer.Few hours elapsed,no return call from her.
Called up my wing Unit:”Unit,meet me at Burton’s bar”!
At the bar:
Me:”Man,I can’t believe she played me again.This witch is a known slut in the town but she chooses me to bullshit”!
Unit:”I don’t know what she’s up to but I fucked her again earlier today at the beach”.
Some random dude next to us over heard the convo and chimed in:
“She’s my whore:not yours”!
I thought he had 1 too many fucking Red Stripes[a Jamaican beer]for butting in my shit.
So he went on to say this:“What I mean is…just because a girl is a whore and she sleeps around doesnt mean she’s gonna sleep with you and every guy”.
Wow!How powerful those words I thought!
Long story short:I gladly took that as a loss.
The Lesson:
Just as the random half- inebriated guy at the bar said:Not every girl who sleeps around is gonna sleep with any guy.For whatever reason that girl flaked on me:she had her reasons!
Eventhough that was a few years ago,the lessons from that situation has been hardwired into my brains ever since.
I no longer prejudge certain girls based on their social status[be it low or high].You still may have to work hard to attract and seduce her just as if she were a girl of high social status.
Lesson friggin’ learned.
Get your energy up!Don’t be a Downer!
Hey fellaz,another kick-ass blog post coming at y’all!
Hidden beauty is that it coincides with the weekend(since it’s Saturday):which means clubbing,bar-hopping and partying(Yay-lol)!!
Ok,earlier I was having a Facebook dialogue withHundred Plus,who’s a cool-ass PUA/ instructor out of Australia(Evil Pickup 101).
I love this quote he made concerning “State & Energy”,while at the club or basically in any party venue:
“So if you’re at a club,and you want to talk to some girls,and the party is kicking…you have to kinda go over there and come-in “at a vibe that just as,if not slightly more,excited/fun/viby than the group you come in to??
Like think about this:seriously how fucking stupid are you guys?
You wouldn’t want to be a downer,would you.No wonder none of you fuckers were getting laid.Evil Pickup will not tolerate inferior genes.
Mystery:hate to weed you outta existence,dude,kinda hard now,but evolution was telling you something bro:it’s too hard to keep your bloody genes going…”
Wow!!That was in your face lol!
So let me explain this concept further:
Average Joe enters the club,he sees a girl or girls enjoying themselves-full of energy,life,and all giggly bubbly.
The wrong approach would be to come in set with an energy level “LOWER” than the girl(s).
You’d essentially be ‘downing’ the set,or raining on the girl’s fucking parade!
Thus,they’re gonna blow your ass out by either:
1.Ignoring you
2.Rolling off(leaving)
3.Answer you in a not-so nice manner
I see this shit play out in the club every weekend.
Girls are super hyper and bubbly,yet some weird-friggin guy comes in with a monotone vibe,in-animate to say the least.Boring the set and bringing down the girl’s high.
In other words:party-pooping!
“So…what should I do”?
Calibrate you prick!
Gauge the vibe of the girls.If they are apparently having fun,which isn’t hard to discern:they’re laughing,seems high off something,dancing,etc.
In that case,you will have to come in with an equally high energy,or just a bit higher and a bit more animated than the girls.
The girls are dancing?Approach dancing also.
The girls are laughing?Approach laughing also as if you’re in on the joke they’re laughing at.
Do not approach with a serious fucking body language and tone.
Seriousness kills!!!
Likewise:if the girl(s) seems a bit bored,down,not yet enjoying herself,her glass of Margarita hasn’t hit her system yet,you(the guy)should then approach matching her tone.
Or be a tad bit more excited than she is.
You don’t wanna approach girls who arent warmed up yet as if you’re high on coke or some shit,like a dancing monkey.
So ,as a rule of thumb,match the girl’s vibe and her tone.
This is essentially called ‘mirroring’:which is a powerful concept in pick-up.
So the next time you’re thinking about approaching that hot girl at the bar,or those girls at the club:Remember to never down the vibe!!
And feel free to check out Hundred Plus’ Facebook page,where he gives awesome dating,relationship and pick-up advice:Evil Pickup 101
Grooming tip for the weekend:”Dirty Nails”
A while ago,I meant to create a blog category entitled “Grooming Tips”,but it eluded me for months.
Well,it’s the weekend again!Call it what you wanna:wett weekend,wild weekend,freaky weekend,whateva!
If guys are planning on getting their social on,1 key tip to ensure that the girl you’re chatting up wont give you that funny stare,is to “Clean those nails”.
This tip seems so benign and well-common sensical.But a lot of guys actually ignore trimming and cleaning their nails.
I’m a guy!And it’s already well accepted that women are more socially aware and and observant than us.
So if I’m able to spot guys holding their drinks with dirty ass nails at the bar…,imagine the women in the venue.
I generally don’t give advice to my wingmen when were out[some people are adverse to taking advice].But I once had to tell Soul Brother(1 of my wing) that some hotties next to me at the bar were talking shit about his nails being dirty and unkempt.
Simple shit like that can surely fuck up your game before you even think about opening that set of girls.
Hence the true saying in the community:”A girl actually rejects you before you even think about opening your mouth”.
Peace out people!
Grow some balls!!!
Guys,do y’all have the balls to approach a girl or OYD(Object Of Your Desire)with a sly-ass smile on your face,and say to her:
“I want you…but are you good enough for me to take home to my parents”?
Or how about:
“You are such- a little devil.You know that”?
What about this one?
“I never believed in love at first sight…until now.Would you marry me[extend your hand to her]“?
Let me take a wild guess-…probably not(smh).
Grow some testicles fellas.
Remember this essential rule of the pick-up community:”It’s not what you say;it’s how you say it”!
It’s not the words coming out of your mouth that count.But your overall tonality,body language and confidence.
So,the next time you spot that bad-ass Latin chica at the bar looking bored-to-death:approach with a light-hearted confidence and say something ballsy!
She’s just a girl.She won’t kill you(LOL)!
P.S.Special thanks to my man Mcmaax,the dating coach/pick-up artist for Maaximum Seduction out of Toronto,Canada,who’s a proponent of being ballsy.
Chelios PUA
