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World’s Easiest Girls To Bang Are…
Women of various nationalities and countries:but 1 of them proves easiest to bang for me.
On my perilous journey throughout “Bang-ville”,I’d encountered certain girls who present low levels of resistance towards my Game.
In contrast,there are some who require “Militant Game” in order to enter “Vagina-ville”.
Among the chics who require “Minimal Game”[I hate using Aaron Sleazy's moniker] are UK girls.
Perhaps it’s something in the air over the Atlantic,but British girls are the easiest to bang!!
And no guy likes admitting that his country-women are bangable at the drop of a hat.
So I can imagine my UK mates getting pissy offended about me rating their girls as easiest.
Sexy UK girls
And this phenomenon transcends nationalities:British Indians are as easy as British whites or Caribbean British(blacks).
Maybe the air over the United Kingdom contains some sort of airborne “Fuck-Virus”, which invades the bodies of women dwelling there,thus rendering them abnormally fuckable[who knows].
And not that I’m complaining BTW LOL!!
There are times where a guy just wants to bob and weave extreme resistance to get his fuck on.
UK girls tops the list of easy fuckables[in my 'Sexperience'].
And it’s not that they present less amounts of LMR(last-minute resistance)before the lay.
What makes them excessively easy,is that they throw the proverbial ball in the guy’s court!!
To use boxing analogy;it’s equivalent to a slower boxer who has no foot work nor lateral movement,literally standing within punching range of the faster,more powerful puncher- with his chin stuck out LMFAO!
He’s bound to get tagged and knocked the hell out!
UK girls are similar in the sense that they hand the game over to you.
•They give you the free knockout punch.
•They clear the paint and give you leeway to the winning- slam dunk.
•They throw in the towel although they may have been winning the bout[pretty funny huh LOL]!!!
UK girls offer the least amount of flakes under the fucking sun[!by far]!
On the PUA’s Flakometer,these girls are 2′s(out of 10).
Meaning:there’s a 2 in 10 chance that they’d flake.
Now that’s friggin’ awesome since most girls present a 70% chance of flaking(initially)!
However,British girls(of all nationalities)are almost un-flakable!!
Don’t take my word for it:check it out!
P.S.I apologize to all those who were offended.
3 things a guy would hate about girls in the Caribbean islands.
This’ actually a photo taken of some girls at a concert in the island of Trinidad a while back.
It’s 2012,and I’m still having to write semi-rant posts about women and poor grooming!! This list absolutely pisses me off and equally turns me off.It even gives me the goose bumps to blog about this,so I’ll get it over with- quick,fast and in a hurry:
1.)They dress very Tom-boyish unless they’re going to some function,event or party.I’m talking about baggy-ass basketball shorts or windbreakers,with an equally fucking oversize t-shirt.Enough to make a man’s dick shrivel faster than a prune in the sun.
So it’s almost impossible to discern whether she has a shape or if she’s flatter than a surfboard…on both sides.
2.)65% of them do NOT shave their armpits nor legs regularly.
I remember 7 years ago,chillin’ on a balcony of a night club,and the girl sitting next to me(an HB 9 on looks),literally had more hair on her legs than I do!!And I’m a hairy muthafucka LMAO!!
Thought she was the exception,but she’s actually the rule and the norm.
The MILFS and Cougars actually keep their shit up to par with hygiene and grooming.But the chics from ages 17-30: 75% of them are satisfied looking like teen-wolves for a good portion of the year SMFH!
Could be the reason why I mainly sarge and pick up girls over age 35(in the islands).
If it’s 1 thing I noticed(via traveling and interacting):the Spanish-speaking islands are super keen on grooming(Dominican Republic,Puerto Rico & Belize).It’s solely in the English-speaking ones that the young girls are fucking regressive when it comes to grooming.
3.)They think it’s sexy to be fat and overweight!
It’s sought of a Caribbean cultural thing where Slim is equated to being poor and unhealthy.While being fat and heavy is a sign of good health,wealth and desirability.
This mentality actually goes back to the Victorian age of Britain(1830′s),where plump women were highly desired and preferred to slim ones.Being fat symbolizes healthy and higher social status.
But goddamn,this is 2012!!
Why are Americans so “UNWILLING” to learn foreign languages?
Americans unwilling to learn other languages
Chatting with a hot-New Yorker on the phone few months ago[a former fuck-buddy of mines]:
Me:“So have you ever considered learning a new language”?
HB-NYC:“What the hell for”?
Me:“What[in disbelief]!!?Simple question.How do you feel about Spanish”?
HB-NYC:“I don’t wanna learn that Gooya-beans shit”!
Me:“This is exactly why I don’t date American girls[dial tone.I hung up on that b***h]”.
There are lots of things that turn me off in a woman that’d send my dick in a downward spiral “Instantly”.But a chic who has no ambitions to learn is at the top of the list.
I’d rather date an ugly-fat girl who’s using her free time to learn German,than to bang an HB10 who does nothing but Facebook chat all fucking day[SMH].
Classic case with American girls: they are ULTRA un-willing to learn new languages and become ingratiated with other cultures.BTW,American men too have this same unwillingness,so I’m keeping it fair and balanced here.
The advantages in learning a new language(or some of it at least) is numerous:
*Ability to connect more
*It’s impressive to others
*You come off as well-traveled(an ioi for women)
*Makes your life much easier when able to communicate.
There’s absolutely NO down-side in learning a foreign language or 2.
When it comes to picking up women,it’s without a doubt that saying to a French girl[French Canadian,etc.],“Je parle Francais un peu”,will give you a major advantage over other guys who don’t know shit.
I’m fluent in Spanish,and I can’t count the amount of chodes I’d AMOG’d the fuck out of when tryna picking up Spanish girls.
I’d spot a hot Latina at the bar counter chatting with some English-speaking guy.I would approach to the side of them(as if buying drink) and say something like,“Puedo ver que este maldito manilo te aburrece”["I can see that that damn chode is boring you"].
99% of the times that I’d done something like this[AMOG tactic],the girl would laugh,smile and giggle,while the guy stands there with a stupid-face,embarrassed that he’s left out on the joke. Little does he know:he ‘IS’ the joke.
2 minutes later,I’d blow him the fuck out the conversational-waters by saying something again in Spanish to the girl:
Me:“Por que los Americanos se parecen bochinches a menudo[Why do American guys always come off as boring]”?
She would laugh slyly,agrees(that they’re boring),then she’d eventually get drawn into my world- my conversational thread.While the non-Spanish speaker stands there,stupified that the robbery was pulled on him.
Imagine how attractive you’d become to that hot-Chinese girl,just by being able to say 2 words of Mandarin,“Nin hao[Hello/how are you?]”.That’s a major fucking DHV spike,and will definitely impress the chic[in the right way,opposed to impressing her out of insecurity].
About 9 months ago,I picked up a hot Chinese-college student by spitting a few basic words of Mandarin at her[which I've been studying on my own].Due to lack of proximity,I was unable to lay her,so just decided to become Facebook friends instead(for the time being).
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So,why are Americans so unwilling to learn a new language?
Laziness,false pride and apathy towards other cultures.The feeling of “American is better“,so fuck anyone else!
Ultimately,a guy who’s multi-faceted & multi-lingual, would have an easier time picking up girls[and he'll pick up more girls undoubtedly].
A girls who’s multi-lingual,would naturally be more attractive(especially as girlfriend-material).And would have more to offer a potential boyfriend,than just easy ass(which gets so tired after after banging the same pussy).
Ask my man Turner and the Colombian PUA about the advantages of knowing other languages.
Women Are To Be Blamed Ultimately For Dead-Beat Dadism
Who’s responsible for dead-beats?
Another heart-warming post that’s sure to have feminists pissing their man-pants, and women itching to take me out to the gallows to hang:Saddam style.
However,If women were vigilant, prudent and even rational enough, they would’ve at least screened the guys they deal with before they let them enter their pink-moist fleshes.
With a simple screening process,dead-beat dads would be down by 80% globally!
Instead,women think with their emotions & wett vaginas.Whoever coined the saying[must have been a femi-Nazi] that,”men think with their penises“,need to have his/her head examined.Fuck that!Women think with their vaginas!
The female cries of:
“He tricked me,
He lied to me,
He told me he would be there,
He told me that he will take care of the kids…”
Really!!?That’s no excuse for making poor decisions.
You(the woman)wanted to believe that he meant it.You want to convince yourself that that guy is genuine:although he sends 1,000 red flags to the contrary[that he's only there to stick and move like a boxer].
Sticking and moving
I don’t have enough fingers to begin to count the amount of chics I knew in NYC(where I was raised and grew up) who bore kids for some scum-bag drug dealer for the stupid fact that he had curly hair,or that he was light-skinned[SMFH]!The same ignorance occurs Down South,Mid West and on the West Coast.
Thousands of black girls in the Caribbean also(my 2nd.home) bear kids with Indian guys just because they want a baby with straigher hair.Doesn’t matter if he’s an obvious dead-beat to be: as long as that baby will emerge out that vagina looking like Prince.
And it’s by no means just the global-black community.This shit happens among every race and ethnicity[women making irrational,spur-of the moment choices to get impregnated].
Beneath all the bullshit,she knew what she was bargaining for.She knew he was a(potential)dead-beat sweet-talker who really wants no part of a baby.Yet she proceeds,gets fucked,creampied,ignored,dumped,stuck with 3 kids,then complains about child support money.
Most women may say,”Well it’s his dick.He had a choice too.He could’ve worn a condom“.As I said in a Controversial article earlier in the year,”Men were biologically created to procreate as much as possible“.Our duty is to impregnate.Our job isn’t to be selective about whom we impregnate(although we are).It’s the women’s duty to be selective about which guy she let’s impregnate her,since she has way more to lose(almost a year out of commission).So she should chose wisely of who gets to fuck her and cum in her.
Gone should be the days of women bashing men as dead-beats.Instead,women should man up and take responsibility for their dumb decisions…or indecision.
Until women begin to read these articles and understand what men’s primary duty as a living being is[to sleep with many women and impregnate many],she would begin to NOT view men as callous dogs and deab-beats,but adhering to our primal duties and nature.
BTW,this article was not an excuse for dead-beat dads.
‘Coming To America’[culture shock pt.1]
Didn’t think I had an Eddie Murphy & Arsenio Hall’s ‘Coming To America’-type background huh?Well not quite-but yall get the damn picture.Neither did we(my brother and I) emigrate from the mother-land(Zamunda),but from the Caribbean islands instead.
Wet behind the ears at ages 8 & 9[back in 1990],we landed on the proverbial-hard rock of North America.Smack dab in the middle of JFK international in Queens,New York.
The most immediate-culture shock for us was:how they consumed MILK in America.So,in this first installment of my ‘Coming to America’,I’m gonna address MILK[yummy].
*Visiting our aunt’s,whom we’d never met before(since she emigrated to NYC since the 70′s),she offered us some cereal[yippie!].When the bowls arrived,my brother and I didn’t notice any steam nor warmth emanating from our bowls.The bowls were basically cold(from the milk).And…?
Thing is,in the Caribbean,we always heat or milk[always].We never eat(ate)cold cereal nor use cold milk with our cereal lol.So when aunty gave us the ‘Cold Bowls’:it freaked us the hell out lmao!We’d never heard of consuming ‘cold milk’.
*Another milky situation that freaked us out totally was:People drinking raw milk straight out the box or glass!That shit sent a cold chill down my spine.A sensation of sheer grossness.To this day,I’m unable to consume raw milk straight out the box.It’s just fucking gross!!
*In school,where they were serving us those small boxes of milk(for lunch):you know for sure I wasn’t touching that LMAO.I remember back in the 3rd.grade in the Bronx,there was this one specific kid I used to sneak my milk to every day for an entire year LMAO!I was known for not drinking cold/un-heated milk.
And believe it or not,to this day in the Caribbean,we still have a phobia and uneasiness about drinking cold milk:whether by itself or with cereal.My relatives still all warm their milk(microwave or tea pot).
Coming Soon
Aah some good old snow.Cant forget my mother taking us to school and these flakey things kept falling on our coats.Snow is unheard of in the Caribbean.And at that time,we though snow was a myth or some fairy-tale phenomenon which you can only find in Cinderella movies.So to actually see snow in the flesh was fucking awesome!!
As a now grown 29 year old-I say “to hell with snow”!Don’t ever want to see it again LOL!I’m gonna address some other culture shocks in future posts so stay tuned guys(& gals).
Chelios PUA
