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Hey Ladies;“Stop Being Friggin’ Sarcastic”[a must read for women]!!
Wow!
It’s been ages since I advised women on courtship,sex,dating & relationship.
Afterall,this is a blog about how to attract,seduce and bang girls[as many as a guy can].
Thinking about it:it’s timely though.My female readership has been waaaaay stronger than the guys[wake up men!],so it’s only right that I give back.
Well,I’m taking a page out of my boy Reema’s Playbook,to give chics some tough-love advice on attracting men.
Talk about “head in the clouds”.
It seems like most women have their heads trapped in an impenetrable bubble when it comes to “Sarcasm”.
Well,as an Alpha-Male,I’m obliged to pop that bubble(again) with a sledge-hammer and tough love:
Quit the sarcasm!!
And it should be clearly stated that Femi-Nazism(Feminism)is squarely to be blamed for corrupting the minds of women,by forging an anti-men agenda:“Rebel against the evil men”.
With such rhetoric,it’s no surprise that a professed feminist cannot get a man,nor keep a man,is sex-less,un-desirable,miserable,and has to resort to Lesbianism in order to get laid[that fat-bitch Karma].
Hence,if it’s your intention to turn a man off and send him fleeing for the hills as fast as you can say boo: then be my guest and whip out an old can of sarcasm on his ass!
A popular genre where women make this grave mistake is in online dating services.
When a guy browses a girl’s online profile,there are 2 adjectives which instantly stand out like radio antennas;Sexy & Sarcastic.
He instantly becomes attracted when he reads,“Hey guys I’m Tina,a “Sexy” girl from Staten Island…”.
He instantly becomes “turned off” whenever he reads,“Hey,I’m Jenny,a Sarcastic chic from Long Island…”.
There’s abso-fucking-lutely NO positive benefits in a girl who prides herself on being sarcastic.
NONE!!
You will NOT win any extra-brownie points in the game of courtship & attraction,by mention of “Sarcastic” in your online-dating profile.
1.)Eradicate the highly un-attractive word “Sarcastic”,and its noun derivative “Sarcasm” from your online profiles:be it on Ok Cupid,POF,Jazzed.com,HI5,Tagged or E-Harmony.
2.)In personal dialogues with a hot guy,or the one which makes your vaginal juices flow like Niagara Falls,Do not mention Sarcastic!!
3.)Furthermore,Do not act sarcastically!!
If he’s romantically or sexually attracted to you,sarcasm is the quickest way to send his dick in a spiraling nose-dive[LMAO].
Summary:
•Delete sarcasm from your online profiles.
•Delete it from your verbal interactions with men.
•Delete it from your dates.
Lots of women(particularly American women,since the advent of Femi-Nazism,commonly known as Feminism),seem to be incapable of keeping their sarcasm in check.
But if you want a lasting crack at that hot guy you’ve been desiring: consider my above 3 points,and you’re sure to see instant changes in your personal life and online.
Remember:men do NOT like sarcastic!!
‘Want To Know If He’s Cheating’?
I was just lying here in my apartment,gazing around,brainstorming some interesting topics I can blog about.
Now-I’m a man[DUH!],which means I’m NOT too inclined in keeping my bachelor pad in tip-top shape;pants thrown here,boxer-briefs tossed there,dirty Converse all-stars propped up on the old CPU,oily-pizza box from last week staring at me from under the bed[LMAO]…you know-typical male-mess.We tend do get slobby at times.Men who live alone can relate-right?
So I was dialoging with myself,”It’s the Holiday season,eventhough I’m anti-climactic about it,I’m expecting to pull some hot girls back to the pad.My GF and I are sought-of on a break[what's fucking new?],so I betta get this shit in order!
Like a city roach scrambling to take refuge when the lights come on-I did the same shit and scurried to get the pad in order, and some-what clean LOL.
As I’m cleaning,I said to myself,”Look at how easily I could’ve been busted if my girlfriend and I were still exclusive SMH”.
For the guys who aren’t in relationships,nor haven’t been in one recently,this may seem vague to you.I’ll explain a bit later.
It’s generally accepted,or at least in the seduction community,that women are 100 times more perceptive than us men.Women are fucking clairvoyant,which means they can pick up on shit lightning fast,while we men are slow as snails to pick up on things.Thus the social stigma that women are best at cheating(since they rarely get caught compared to men).Women can pick up on: when a guy likes her,when he’s trying to buy his way into her panties,when he’s nervous,etc.Women got that!!They are good at picking up on patterns.
Pertaining to patterns:men tend to get lazy after few months in a relationship, thus falling into a routine(which his GF notices):
*He no longer gets a haircut
*Farts around her
*Lets his guards down
*Lives like a slob
*Isn’t worried about cleaning his pad every single minute just because his girlfriend is coming over.
My point is,it’s common that people(mainly men)fall back into a lazy routine after ‘winning the so-called prize’(the girl).
During the course of my LTR,I settled into the pattern too LOL,”What the hell-that’s my girl!I’m not gonna hire a fucking maid nor become one, just ’cause she’s coming over!So what if the fridge is empty or the cat pissed on the floor:I’ll have her grab some snacks on the way over then clean up the cat mess when she gets here[shrug]“!
It’s normal to operate that way when dealing with your partner.You can relax,be lazy and not worry about impressions.
But do we operate that way when hoping to pull some new ass?Of course not LMAO!!!With the possibility of a new prospect coming over,if the guy has to search Craig’s list for a cat-sitter or bum some money off a buddy to stack his fridge,then he will do it by any friggin’ means!!!Can’t have your date come over and your dirty underwears are sprawling all over the couch,exposing her to your slobbery.
But this is where a lot of cheating guys go wrong.They break their patterns without reasons.This isn’t just related to domestic things as cleaning.This could be a guy who never goes to the gym.Then suddenly,he starts going to the gym often.Yes,he CAN truly want to lose 10 lbs.to gratify himself.But when sudden change of patterns and lifestyles occur,9-10 times,it signals infidelity or the thought of it.
If a guy only tidies his crib once a month,then starts doing it every week(without reason),then it’s crystal clear that he’s doing it for the purpose of picking up women[a new woman].Or appearing presentable to that woman.
People just don’t break patterns and routines for their spouses,partners nor someone they’re already familiar with(relatives,etc.).We generally break patterns to make an impression on people we are NOT familiar with.
Classic Example:My girlfriend used to hound me to fucking death about getting a haircut,cutting my Mohawk…did I do it?Hell no LOL!!!
*She harassed me about a jeans I wore which had a mini-hole in the crotch area.Did I stop wearing it?Lol of course I still wore that shit!
Now that it’s the Holiday season and I’m expecting to see a lot of girls in town from NYC[escaping the Winter to the islands],my GF and I are on a break(as usual-can’t get along),so picking up random hotties is a ‘MUST’.
You can bet a million bucks that I went to the barbershop yesterday!I can guarantee that I won’t be seen wearing those jeans with the hole in the crotch around possible prospects LOL!!!Essentially,my pattern and routine were broken due to possible prospects.
So if you really wanna know if your GF/BF is cheating or looking to cheat:pay attention to their patterns and lifestyle changes.Subtle things as NOT wearing a shirt that they always wore,tidying their apartment outside of their usual allotted time could be red flags.
Men tend to NOT be readily able to pick up on these subtleties(coming from their girlfriends).However women can spot these changes and break in patterns like friggin’ witchdoctors.Women truly have an innate ability to see through the bullshit.That’s why it’s harder for a man to cheat and get away with it.In the same token,that’s why it’s easier for a girl to cheat and get away with it.Men naturally don’t pick up on patterns.That’s why it’s hard for us to gauge whether a girl likes us or not.While a girl can tell within a blink of an eye that that guy wants to ravishing her.
So guys,if y’all plan on being cheating dogs,remember to not break patterns and routines unless you have plausible reasons.’Cause if you do:she will know it.
Chelios PUA
