Text Game:Dos & Donts of texting her.

Text- Game rules do “NOT” apply to texting your wife,partner,girlfriend,nor a girl you’d already slept with[for those girls-any type of text message goes].
But they apply to texting girls you just met,hadn’t hooked up with as yet,haven’t went on a date with.You practically just got this girl’s digits.

1.Keep your messages brief!Your txt should rarely be longer and more detailed than hers.So if she texts,”

I like vanilla ice cream a lot but hate strawberry.It makes me nauseous.

*Your text should be shorter:

I hate vanilla!You have poor taste missy.

*Few years ago,my reply text would read something long like this:

Damn I hate vanilla ice cream so much it’s not even funny!I cant begin to explain how much I hate it for real!But you have poor taste though missy.

*So you never want to be sending her a book if she sent you a leaflet.

2.Don’t over text!If she texts you 4 times daily(4 texts):send her 4 text or less.But do not make the mistake to send her 7 messages when she only sent you 4.

*You never want her believing that you’re more into her than she’s into you.You want her showing more interest by texting you more.

3.Always appear to be doing something(interesting) or busy.

*If she texts,

So what are you doing right now?

*The worst replies would be[and this is unfortunately what most guys would say]

Nothing at all.

Or

Just sitting here bored to death.

Or

Playing Wii with friends.

*Those were the worst generic-type messages you can ever reply with[which communicates to the girl that you have shit going for you].

*You wanna say something like this[even if you have to lie your balls off].Always convey to her that you’re doing interesting things and that you have an active lifestyle:

Oh,just getting ready to hit the gym then appointment at the spa.

Or

Take my son to the zoo,see some exotic creatures…

Or

Morning jog,skiing then cooking a meal like the Iron Chef lol.

*Always convey that you have a life and you’re not a fucking loafer,laying around in your boxers eating cheetos and watching re-runs of Family Matters all day.

4.Humor humor humor!Avoid sending boring messages.Spruce up your texts also with emoticons, smileys and popular acronyms like Lol,ROTFL,LMAO(which lightens the mood and display humor).For example:

My grandma’s cat pissed on my new shoes LMAO.I’m gonna kill his ass lol!

*Or let’s say she says

What are U up to later Kenny?

*I’d reply with something like this

Nothing.Just cuddling with my stuffed animals & teddies lol.

Or

Going to the gym to try lose this beer belly that’s holding me back SMH.

*So you never want to come off as boring and out-dated.

5.This is probably ‘the’ oldest text-game advice ever written by the seduction community:Mirroring.

*You always wanna compose your messages similar to hers in the sense of using words and lingo that she uses.It builds familiarity,comfort/rapport.It makes her subconsciously think that she knows you or have a connection with you.

*Let’s say she ALWAYS uses the following words in her texts:Pompous,chilled….For example,she says:

That POMPOUS guy at my job gets on my nervous!

Or

Everything was CHILLED yesterday at work.

*You messages down the line should include the words Pompous,Chilled or whatever word she generally uses.This is essentially a form of mirroring & Neuro-Linguistic Programming(NLP).

*If she usually uses profanity:Shit,Fuck,Asshole,dick,MOFO,etc.,you wanna mirror her by using those same words also.

*On the contrary:if she doesn’t curse,you don’t wanna be using much curses(which would turn her off).

*So compose your texts the way she does(with her lingo and her favorite words).

*If you don’t know her favorite catch phrases and words:just look back at her previous messages and check out which words she uses often.

6.The most important rule of them all[they all are important]:get to the fucking point.You don’t wanna be exchanging txts all day which are leading to nada.

*The more time you spend texting,more comfortable she’ll become with the idea of “just texting”.Then she won’t see a need nor urgency to meet with you or go out with you.

*I used to make this mistake every-single time:whether it’s via text messaging or Facebook chat.We would text back and forth for an entire week after getting her #.Then when I did try to transition to the ‘meet-up’,she’d flake.

*So don’t make her feel that you’re too comfortable with the idea of texting.So that’s why it’s also a good idea to NOT reply to all of her texts.

For a solid blog post on text-game ,check out NYC’s hottest pick-up artist,my man Rob Judge.He wrote a classic post on how to text girls[10 of the best texts to send girls].Also my boy Reema out of NY.He wrote a kick-ass article a while back.I don’t believe it was specifically on “Text Game.But a section of it addresses texting.

Bar-Girl Field Report PT.2(continuation)

If you hadn’t read part 1 yet from the previous night(Friday);check it out here:Bar girl field report broken down. I’m just gonna get straight into tonight’s details.

*This morning,the HB7 I met last night at a bar called me(woke me up actually)around 10 AM.We chatted for about 15 min.

Now Saturday Night:

*8:30 PM:I Texted her.”Hey Sh***n,I’m gonna be at the same bar in a bit.Feel free to meet me there”.

*9:30 PM:Stood outside bar,she passed and went in.

*I went in 5 minutes after,seen a guy friend of mine,chatted with him for about 30 minutes.

*Guy offers to buy HB7 drink,she declines politely,I approached her table,sat,chatted…

*Found out she does have a BF.Told her I sought of have an on-off GF(currently off),so we’re even.

*Flirted,chatted about many things[building comfort]from kids to her ideal type of guy[which resembles me].

*10:00 PM:Told her I had a favorite hang out at the pier nearby.Very chilled atmosphere,and that I was gonna be heading there in about an hour,and I want her to come along.

*Hesitantly said it sounds good but don’t know about tonight since her allergies are acting up.

*11:00 PM:Told her that the bar was kinda dead tonight(obviously),so it’s best we bounce.I’m definitely bouncing to the pier.

*11:15 PM:Lied to her that I over heard the staff saying they were closing early(soon)since it was a pretty-slow night.So we should go chill just outside.

*She hesitated to get up,so I got up first[leading],then she followed[submissive role].Both of us went outside,chatted for 10 minutes in front the bar.

*Told her let’s take a walk,she complained about her new shoes being too tight so she doesn’t wanna walk much[token resistance],so I slightly walked off[leading] so she followed[submissive role].

*11:36 PM:We walked to the pier,chatted about the nastiest stuff we ever ate(turtle),held her hand for 3 seconds,released.

*11:50 PM:Got to the romantic-darkened pier aka lover’s lane[this spot is typically where lovers and cheaters go to do them],guy in a van(most likely a cheater)got startled as we came so he revved his engine and bounced.

*We sat lover looking water,15 minutes later,took her hand and led her to a huge boat that’s docked up there.Playfully said if I plan on her drowning by going on the boat ’cause she doesn’t swim.I kept leading her,we went on the boat,sat down on the railing.

*Chatted about how much fun her BF is[lmao go figure],I killed the BF subject by asking if she has music on her phone.She cranked up some disco track.

*Took both of her hands,lifted her off the railing,she cracked up saying she’s not gonna dance,I start grinding on her thighs playfully,she said “OK,I’m gonna dance just this once”.

*We danced and grind on each other on and off for about 10 minutes,took her hands,led her to the other side of the boat over looking the sea,grind on her booty while I massaged her shoulders.

*Her fucking phone rings,she looks at it,sucked her teeth then put the phone back in her pocket.

*A minutes later,phone rings again,she sighs disgustedly,tells me to be quiet for a second,she moves away a bit and answers,“I’m at the pier.With a friend.No,it’s a guy friend.Nothing.Just catching up.Where are you?We’re not doing anything we’re not supposed to.Hello,hello,hello…”

*Apparently he hung up on her,she comes back over,I held her,caressed her,said he seems pissed now and that she might be in trouble.I ignored her,she kept bitching about him hanging up.

*He calls back,tells me to be quiet.As she talked,I was caressing her shoulders and playfully trying to over hear the convo.

*Hangs up and said she has to go home(in an “I can’t believe he’s upset laughing manner).

*I’m subtly tryna convince her to stay,she slowly walks off saying she’s ready to leave.I’m cursing in my mind saying I should’ve fucking escalated faster to bang her right there!

*I take her hand while she walks off to slightly stop her by pulling her back but she insisted on going[not in an upset manner.More like a combo of shocked and playful].

*Figured at that point,her BF was probably speeding on his way to the pier,so it’s safer we just bounce.

*As we walked from the pier,threw my hands over her shoulders,stopped her,embraced her from behind,sniffed her hair[Mystery's classic move],caressed her neck a bit while I tugged on her bra strap,she pulls away playfully.

*Kept saying she can’t believe he’s upset or hung up on her just cause she’s talking to someone.

*Sensing ain’t shit else going down tonight since the BF fucked up the vibe,so as we approached an intersection,I told her I’m gonna make a right(while she goes straight).

*Said good night,walks off,I grabbed her hand,pull her back to me playfully,she chuckles.My intention was to kiss close her but some fucking car came screeching down the street.I’m thinking it’s her BF enraged with the intentions of running us the fuck over LMAO.

*So I released her hands and let her continue walk as the car came shooting down the road.

*Got home about 20 minutes later,texted her saying that I had fun and want to run my fingers across her body.

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It’s now 1:37 AM and my ass is retiring to bed.Ready to leave off where we finished hopefully tomorrow.Just hope she doesn’t get all sorry for almost betraying her BF thus try to flake on me next time.Fingers crossed.

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