What is it with Big-Black Women and these names?

This Diva cursed me out on Twitter

Ok,I’m not gonna win any fans with this post:especially not any female fans.And definitely not any black-female fans lol.

I can already foresee the hate mail rolling in by the bunches!And exes who’ve put on some extra pounds deleting me as Facebook friends over this shit.

But…it’s whateva man!

Oh- before I start my mini-tirade,I just wanna give acknowledgements to my man Reemachronicles for inspiring this short post[sorry if I sold you out bro'-lol].

Funny thing too happened last night.A Facebook friend of mine from Vancouver[who happens to be a BIG girl],she blew the fuck up on me about a post I wrote the other day!She claimed I was disrespectful,insensitive,rude,and that she will never talk to me again!

Typically,I would take preemptive measures and delete such headache.But since I’ve been on a rampage as of late[deleting fat girls and being deleted by them],I kept a cool head.

Anyway,What is it with fat sister/black girls coming up with all these pseudonyms to describe themselves!?

One minute,they are DIVAS and princesses…Give me a fucking break!!!

Haven’t we all heard the following names & terms that fat girls use for themselves[ego,insecurities and compensations]?

Plump
Thick
BBW(big beautiful woman)
Fluffy
Heavy-set
Plus-Size
More to Love
Healthy[lol what a contradiction]
Hefty Girl
Juicy
Full

Ok, those were the physical attributes.Now let’s get to the personality aspects that they chose to refer to themselves[which is all based on compensating and vanity].

Diva
Goddess
Black Queen
Bitchy
Strong
Secure(lol)
Assertive
No-nonsense
Beautiful
Take no shit
Queen Bitch

And the list could go on and on…Y’all get the damn picture!

I’ve also noticed that the 3 names they try to avoid like the plague,are actually the most accurate:BIG,FAT and CHUBBY.

A while ago on Facebook,I posted a status asking,”Why are heavy girls so opposed to being called BIG”?

4 quote on quote ‘heavy’ girl commented.But nome of them had a rational reason why they’re offended being described as big.They just said that it isn’t nice,it’s disrespectful and a No-No,bla,bla,bla…

Actually,1 of the big girls I had a recent fall out with on twitter & FB,she the actual girl in the pic above on this post.

She won’t be pleased with me using her pic’-but fuck it!Her face is disguised anyway lol[and I doubt she reads my so-called misogynistic blog anymore-according to her].

So she basically cursed me out on twitter saying that she’s classy,assertive,highsidity,bitchy,secure with her weight…

I never dissed her prior,but she’d checced out my blog(after seeing a link),then unloaded on me,trying to convince me that she’s the BOMB and queen bitch lol.

CONCLUSION

The main theme I express to these BIG girls[to be politically correct],is that they should be accepting of themselves.Not every girl can have a Zumba-fit body.So accept it and move the F on,opposed to compensating and whining.

Kill that false persona!And remove that proverbial mask shielding your insecurities behind an attitude of,”I’m a Diva,I’m a bitch,I’m a queen”.

Most of all,fat girls should know when to be humble.And this goes for black girls mainly,who seem to be the most insecure when it comes to being fat.

A white fatty would more say,”I’m big,I’m plus-sized”.

But a sister LMAO!!!

She has to get all elaborate with it and extra with it:”I’m a queen,I’m fluffy…

Shut the F*** up and face reality!

The Diva on the right got offended by my writings also.

TV Match-Makers Give Shitty-Dating Advice

Commercial match-makers

It’s no secret that women give the worst dating advice in the world.Well actually-it is an anomaly,since everyone would assume that a woman would be most qualified to give dating tips on how to seduce a woman.But that’s a story for another time[women being shitty at seduction tips].

Don’t ask me why,but I’m addicted to watching those bullshit-ass “Match Maker” shows on cable,like Patti Stanger’s Millionaire Match Maker(on Bravo),and Steve Ward’s Tough Love(on VH1).

How many of these AFC’ish reality shows do they have on TV anyway!!!?

Just last week,I found out about another one called “Why am I still single”?The match-maker in this one is named Siggy Flicker- another female.

I like their no-nonsense approach to critiquing their clients on style,fashion and such.But in general,their advice to men is fucking horrible!Advocating pedestaling the women!What!!!

I watched an episode where Siggy scold 1 of her male clients for flirting on the date!In this regard,I love Patti,’cause she’s always encouraging the guys to k-close the girl and actually KINO lol.

But in most case,they advocate playing it safe,pedestaling and chivalry to the max[SMDH].Better off taking advice from watching Sitch & them on Jersey Shore bang hotties.’Cause it’s not in the guy’s interest to wine and dine some random chic on the first date,then play it safe and hope that she’d want to see you again:only for you to do the same pedestaling shit AGAIN!

Rather than advising guys to keep it light and crawl first,they’re prodding them to act all LTR on day 2′s(smh).Taking advice from commercial match-makers would have guys turn into true wussbags & doormats.

Another “FAT” girl deletes me as Facebook friend(LOL)

Why are fat girls so insecure,vain and over reactive!?

The shit that petite women would not take offense to,these mammoths just can’t seem to keep their head on and act like normal people lol.

Fuck being politically correct right now as I usually am!</strong<

Fat girls suck donkey balls!

Why add me as your Facebook friend if you’re then gonna be offended by my insights on dating or religion?

Ok,a fat girl added me as her Facebook friend just 2 days ago(we do have like 30 mutual friends so WTH).

As expected,we went through the ,”do we know each other” BS(since we had so many mutual friends).

Some where down the line(earlier today),I’d mentioned that I blog and give pick-up advice.

Next thing,she’s talking about how I psycho-analyze ppl and that I misjudge ppl a lot and that If I judge her,it’s my business.

What!!!!

Where the fuck did this come from lol!?

Do I hear “Fat-Girl Complex”[you can read that article here:Fat-Girl Complex],which I controversially blogged about the other day!?

Anyway,at this point,I’m jaded and fed up that I’d even entertained this convo.

So then I said to her,”seems like you have ADD since you’re rambling from topic to topic.I don’t like wasting my time[at this point,I'm tryna be civil opposed to just ignoring the witch]“.

Convo gets diverted to occupation,I told her what I do on a day to day basis(which is full of activities).

Then she hits me with a classic fat-girl excuse for not doing shit with herself,”Well I don’t have time to do anything since I’m always driving from one part of the NY state to another.

At that point,I was gonna get real ballsy with the sarcasm and say,”Wow-no shit you drive all day.No wonder you’re grossly overweight”.

But the God of restraint held my tongue and fingers back from typing that lol.

Anywho,she ends up saying to me that I cannot handle a sarcastic woman who jokes around.

She was tryna say that she said something to me jokingly and I didn’t see the joke in it,so I disrespected her.

I never recalled blatantly nor remotely disrespecting her.

And why the fuck do fat girls always believe that sarcasm is a plus or a good thing for women to have!!?

Long story short:she says,”have a blessed life and we’ll catch up another time.

I went to replying but my message wasn’t going through.

Then FB said something to the effect that this person had blocced me and defriended me lol.

Cool!!!

But what the fuck!There I go being polite and friendly,accepting a friends request from someone I’m not sexually attracted to,spoke to her just to be nice and not an insensitive asshole as I can be…then the mammoth trips out for I don’t know what reason lol!!!

Aaah man!When will fat girls or plus-sized girls stop being so friggin sensitive and melodramatic?

Ever got caught blogging about a girl?

Did a little brainstorming
And came up with this interesting topic.

I know my boy Reema got busted few times(I believe), for blogging about a girl he had gamed or banged.

In fact,I think he said it actually ruined the situation,where the girl felt a bit leery then started back peddling.

Sorry if I read it wrong Reema lol.

Anyway,so far I’ve blogged indirectly about 3 girls[if my mind serves me right]:using pseudonyms/nicknames to avoid any backlash lol.

I frankly don’t have shit against posting any chic’s name in my blog.As far as I see it,I would’ve been giving her some publicity,so she shouldn’t harbor any malice with that ultimately.

Getting ready to write an interesting post on an OYD(object of my desire)who’s been playing some serious cat & mouse with me.

Curious to know if any other guy in the bloggersphere has had any negative backlash.Or some chic threatening to sue them or something lmao.

Kenny’s Motto:”Make her chase you”!

New blog segment/category in which I let it be known where I stand[general PUA mindset applied].

Make her chase you!

Classic PUA frame which I apply when seducing a girl.

Make her chase you!

The more you chase:the more she runs.

So make her chase you instead!

Breaking up through SMS(text) opener

Hey guys,this’ one of my favorite openers(originated by me of course),dubbed “Breaking up by text”.

Origin & Idea:

I got the idea for this interesting opener after seeing a news segment on MSNBC,which said that in Saudi Arabia,husbands can legally divorce their wives through text messages or e-mail[talk about informal lol].

Key Note:as with every opener(canned/pre-planned or not),what makes it successful or resonate is if it’s interesting or not.Topics of such controversies are ALWAYS interesting and intriguing to women.

When and where to use it?

Preferably in casual,slower- paced locals:eatery,supermarket,store(at the counter),bus stop…

But It can be used in more highly-charged/sexual environments like a bar,club or lounge.

Opening Routine(after spotting the target(s)/girl(s) whom you’re feeling):

[However you approach and open is another story for later.But let's just assume you approached correctly].

You:”Hey guys(girl-girls),I need your opinion on something that’s mad controversial”.

Girl(s):”Sure,what is it”?

You:”Is it ok to break up with your girlfriend through text message”?

[99% of the times,the girl(s) will say no:it's not OK].

Forward stack with the back story(after the girls weigh in).

You:”Cause I was watching the news the other day,and they had a story about some guy in Saudi Arabia who got fed up with his wife…so he decided to friggin divorce her with a text message!!!Didn’t even have the balls to face her and let her know what’s up!!!That’s messed up right!!!?

Quite naturally,any girl would agree and weigh in further with her opinion.

Conclusion:

This opinion opener/routine is maddddd simple and highly interesting.

1.”Guys,I need your opinion on something controversial”.
2.”Is it ok to break up with your….”.
3.”Cause I was watching the news the other day,some guy in Arabia divorced his…”.

*The point in any opener/routine is to build interest and attraction.You say something interesting-it builds intrigue which leads to attraction.

Feel free to check out a break down on openers at The Alpha Persona Blog.

“She’s my WHORE-not yours”!!!

Before anyone try crucify me for labeling women as whores…-I can explain lol[BTW,hope I don't lose any valued- female readers].

Plus I didn’t call her a whore-the other guy did!

Ok let’s dive right in!

Hold on!Before I do,I just wanna say that I learned a valuable lesson from this incident.And I see other guys making this same elusive mistake on the regular.

Anyway,few years ago,I went through a massive sexual drought for about 2 months.I mean,I couldn’t lay anything if my life depended on it!I was better off going celibate opposed to virtually killing myself from not getting any coochie[SMDH]!

So what a man to do…?

Start banging Hookers like there’s no tomorrow!!?Naaaaah!BTW, I’m not against purchasing some cheap ass at a whore house-but I opted for a more challenging experience:Search for some quick ass[go fucking figure]!

In search of a Hood Rat

Few of my buddies[Unit & M***a]were banging a neighborhood rat,so they gave me the plug and the scoop on her.We all met up at a bar and my wingman Unit phoned the chicc to meet us there.

The plan was for me to get some quick ass later on after spitting some mediocre game at her.

The PYT came through,we all chatted,flirted hard,exchanged #’s and all.She told me to call her later that night[YES!!!!].

Finally!I’m gonna satiate this nagging-sexual urge that’s been killing me for 2 months now!

So I thought.

Later that night after the bar:

Called the PYT(Pretty Young Thing)hoodrat.No answer!Phone rang out and went straight to voice mail.

Called again about 10 minutes later.Same shit!

Fuck!!!!!

Called up my wingman Unit:

Me:”Yo,I thought you told me this chicc’s supposed to be free right now”!!

Unit:”That’s what she said at the bar.Don’t sweat it.Ima scoop her up in my ride and meet up with you later”.

That never materialized.

Following night,I’m in beast-mode to the fullest.Pissed off that this b**** would play me like this by not answering ,nor replying.

Called her up Saturday night.Finally:there is a God lol!!!

She hit with me the classic BS,“Oh I fell asleep”.Whateva!

We set up a meet for 8 pm.Trying to not come off as needy and desperate like an AFC-I called a little after 8[wink wink].

Guess what…?

Yep!The b**** screened my called straight to voice mail LMAO!

At that point,I went Charlie Sheen!I couldn’t believe this witch had the proverbial balls to flake on me!

“Doesn’t she know who I am!!?I’m a fucking pick-up artist.I lay hot b****es for a living”!

Note:It’s funny how we guys rationalize things to ourselves when we’re flaked on(smh).

Called her back,no answer.Few hours elapsed,no return call from her.

Called up my wing Unit:”Unit,meet me at Burton’s bar”!

At the bar:

Me:”Man,I can’t believe she played me again.This witch is a known slut in the town but she chooses me to bullshit”!

Unit:”I don’t know what she’s up to but I fucked her again earlier today at the beach”.

Some random dude next to us over heard the convo and chimed in:

“She’s my whore:not yours”!

I thought he had 1 too many fucking Red Stripes[a Jamaican beer]for butting in my shit.

So he went on to say this:“What I mean is…just because a girl is a whore and she sleeps around doesnt mean she’s gonna sleep with you and every guy”.

Wow!How powerful those words I thought!

Long story short:I gladly took that as a loss.

The Lesson:

Just as the random half- inebriated guy at the bar said:Not every girl who sleeps around is gonna sleep with any guy.For whatever reason that girl flaked on me:she had her reasons!

Eventhough that was a few years ago,the lessons from that situation has been hardwired into my brains ever since.

I no longer prejudge certain girls based on their social status[be it low or high].You still may have to work hard to attract and seduce her just as if she were a girl of high social status.

Lesson friggin’ learned.

Managing A Relationship Like An Alpha Male

Hey guys, I go by the name of Chelios (23 years old from London, UK), a former PUA(Pick-Up Artist) of around 4/5 years.

I was introduced to the world of PUA’s from one of my uncles, a legend in my eyes, (whom I cannot name at this time) I have witnessed great game from him. I was put forward into “gaming” when one of my ex girlfriends dumped me who I was “In love with” and was sopping for weeks and even months.One day my uncle had enough!He gave me a copy of “The Game” and said “Read this and you’ll see”’(At this point I was shocked, I’m not a big reader).A few weeks down the line, I was bored and upset, still thinking about “what if I did this, what if I did that?” (regarding my ex) so I decided then picked up my copy of ‘The Game‘ by Mr. Strauss, I never thought that was the beginning of the end for my whining and moaning like a little 5 year old girl.

I look back now and laugh. I wasn’t in Love. I just loved and enjoyed certain things, which I then learnt I could have so much more and achieve something that I want- and now I have that.

I’ve got to be honest, I have had many highs and just as many lows in the last 5 years:a whole heap of rejections as well as success stories. Most people know but I wish to reiterate the ART and road to succeed in Pickup is trial and error. There really is no perfect PUA. We all have our own ways, our own rules. Make your own rules, abide by whatever works for you. I’ve been speaking to my good friend Kenny for a while about a write up.So now I thought I’d share some of my insight on LTR’s(Long-Term Relationships),seen as I’ve been in one now for sometime and starting a family in the near future.

My first post for Kenny’s blog is just a bit about me and a small chunk of my opinions of how to maintain an LTR, how to increase the chances of an LTR occurring with someone your fond of and into.

What makes us want an LTR? Is it boredom? Isit the thought of regular sex or maybe the comfort and maybe the fear of being alone? I think it’s a mix in most case’s’ and there is nothing wrong with that.

First the key to a relationship becoming serious and long term is to take things slowly, live your life as normal and not be clingy.Nobody wants to feel like they have vermin around them or a stalker 24/7 or thereabouts. Absence makes the heart grow fonder[ that old saying is so true].When we are away from something we enjoy/like/love…the longer that goes by, the more we will enjoy and cherish it next time. It may seem a small thing, but it’s often a school boy error in pua to always want to be around a girl non stop of whom we are feeling, enjoy now but think of the tomorrow and the day after too.

Assess what is OK and what is not OK in your eyes for a relationship. I.e, what you wont accept, what you will, what you want from your woman, the direction you see your future heading in. Your desires will then either bring you together or push you apart, which will be for the best under either circumstance.

Maintain your own life :

Remember when you attract someone, and when they’re attracted to you, you are your own person.So it’s fundamentally important you maintain that, and keep in mind the qualities and actions that brought you together.

Remember the do’s and dont’s .What you can do, what she can do, what is fair, remember compromise, don’t give in to everything. A woman will seriously push and test you (Shit test), especially early on and as the relationship progresses. Just keep a cool and well balanced head.Don’t lose it!Patience is a virtue. If women see themselves getting to you, they will keep pushing your buttons.

For example:

“I’m going out with my friends tonight!” – without asking me to go with her.
She’s receiving SMS messages and doesn’t tell me who text her and stuff.

Remain like a ghost – act like you don’t really care, but maybe in some people’s eyes this isn’t the right decision, but It does work, you’ll then see if she carries on.

I know it’s not too in depth, but I hope some of you have enjoyed this post. I will be posting more in the future.

Feel free to ask any questions and follow me on twitter if you wish @crazy_gooner

Thanks for reading. Much appreciated!

Chelios

Chubby celebrities I’d do in a heartbeat

Well-it’s no secret that chunky rules,and that 80% of the women in the western world is over weight[might be bogus figures]…so what a black man to do when the option pool is so limited!!?

Ok,let’s get the proverbial ball rolling:

Yep!The princess of…what does she sing again?Anyway:Jessica Simpson!

Something about this chubby version of her that sets my libido skyrocketing lol!She can get the business!

Ok,next on my “would-do list”…

Jennifer Hudson-the R&B sensation.

Honestly,I’m not a fan of her music[couldn't name a song by her].But she’s SEXY as hell though!!!Last I heard and seen,she lost a lot of weight via some popular dieting program.Nevertheless,I’d rather go to bone-town with the chunkier version(as in the pic’ above).

What would life be like without lusting after a Kardashian!!!?
Contrary to popular belief-I find Chloé to be the sexiest and most bang-worthy of the sisters[LOL].I know the average guy is probably calling me fucking nuts right now but whateva man!!!She can get it on a rainy day.

Ok next!!!

[SMDH]Ok-for the record…I hate this chicc!And I mean hate with a capital friggin H!Her attitude and personality stinks like shit.Rather worst:that annoying souther accent she has(no diss to my Down South peoples).

Anyway,I don’t even know her real name-nor do I care to know it,so I’m calling her Nini(her on-screen pseudonym).Heard she was on the “Celebrity Apprentice” a while back.In spite of her shitty attitude:she would get taken to task!

Ok let’s get a drum roll for this one…………

Jersey Shore’s own sloppy duo:Deena & Snooks!
Mike the Sitch is my man,but are Denna & Snookie really that HUGE that he’d call them Sloppapotamus(synonymous with hippopotamus)?
Anywho,if I was the type of dude who dreams about ménage tois and 3-somes,which chubby chicas would be best to invite than these two!!!?

Ok,the grandaddy of em all[or grandmammy]….The queen of day-time TV.The only person in the world who’s admired by woman more than Jesus(lol)…

Yep!”The” Oprah Winfrey!

For the guys in the pick-up community who didn’t know this:I’m a HUGE MILF-HUNTER!

I never seen pics’ of “O” when she was much younger,but I heard she was HUMONGOUS HUGE!It seems like she generally fluctuates though.One minute she’s this size.Next she’s another…
She can definitely get it though.Has nothing to do with her riches.I’m not a gold-digger LMAO!

Hey ladies-Stop saying this to men!

I should’ve kept my mouth shut(smh)

I’m getting revolutionary with this s**t by giving women dating tips LMBAO!

Ok,tonight I was Facebook chatting with my could-be new GF[ok it's a complicated story],and she said this to me[as every woman does]:

“I have a lot of guy friends”.

What!!!!!!!!?

Another similar cliche saying:

“I don’t hang out with girls ’cause they always talk shit,so I hang out with men only”.

So I said to her,”“That’s a friggin turnoff to men”!

Funny thing is:she was shocked and puzzled that men would be turned off by this.

Duh!Of course that would turn us off and give us a bad impression of that girl(lol)!

So ladies,whenever you say to a guy,“I like hanging with guys.Women are so bitchy and backstabbing”!These are the things which pop up in his head:

*Red Flag
*She’s a slut
*She couldn’t be trusted as a GF
*She would cheat on me in a heartbeat
*I couldn’t trust her around my guy friends
*So all this guys she hangs out with,she’s most likely banging them or had banged them

Nothing positive could ever come from a girl saying that to a guy.Nada!!!

So ladies,if yall don’t want the guy to prejudge yall as sluts,and y’all want to be seen as viable,possible future girlfriends,then refrain from telling him,“I love hanging with men.I don’t have girlfriends:just guyfriends”.

Saying that to men-the only thing he’d want from you is just SEX.Since he’d quite naturally assume that you’re slutty and promiscuous(since you love hanging with a bunch of me).

So that’s 1 of the greatest misconception that women have about men:that we would actually find that as a good thing in a woman,or possible girlfriend.